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2010

27

Jan

Amber Rose Wearing a See Through Condom Dress of the Day

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I wouldn’t take gold digger Amber Rose for the kind of whore who uses condoms. I would assume she was more into getting knocked the fuck up and set for life with whatever rapper she happens to be getting fucked by, but I guess since Kanye is gay and just using her aas his front, she’s wearing this shit so that she doesn’t get Aids..you know cuz it is the Gay Disease….and lucky for you it’s kinda see through…because I guess not pretending to be fucking a dude isn’t quite enough male attention for a whore…even if Kanye made her shave her head for his a needy mommy issues high maintenance ass who needs to feel like he’s rubbin a manly head while falling asleep…probably cuz he never had a dad….

That said, here are this fat ,fucks her dude up the ass with household objects in exchange for designer clothes and luxury hotel nipples if you look close enough….not that you care….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amber Rose|Condom|Nipples|See Through

2009

17

Dec

Courtney Love Nipples in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

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I have an internet love affair with Courtney Love, at least I did, before everything went to shit and she lost custody of her kid for mudering her husband. She used to write craziness and at one point was actually following me, making me want to do nothing more that fuck the scabs off her pussy, but unfortunately, she shut off twitter and now my direct line to her is no more, I guess making her the one who got away, but luckily there are plenty of crackwhores who look and probably smell identical to this bitch, pretty much making her only good for her Kurt Cobain money….

For some reason she was asked to do this photoshoot, and lucky for me, she was showing off nipple

Posted in:Courtney Love|Nipples

2009

09

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Nipple for Some Magazine of the Day

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Lohan may not have much of a career. She may not have too much sex appeal. She may not really be interesting to the media. But she does have great fucking tits. I am upset that the one night I had with Lohan, these tits weren’t shoved down my throat, but instead, fate had a different plan for me as I was escorted out of the VIP section of the club she was doing an appearance at by very big security guards who were nice enough to not break my camera or face for a change….

Either way, check out here tits. They are pretty incredible….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Nipples

2009

30

Oct

Heidi Klum in Some Almost Naked Photos of the Day

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Heidi Klum is hot, even after all the damage she’s done to herself, like the whole 4 babies thing and the whole marrying and fucking a big black monster looking guy who probably ravages her on every level because German’s are supposed to hate Black People, unless they are Mili Vanilli at their prime, until they are Milli Vanilli a public embarrassment to the country, you know that whole Aryan race thing, but I guess that all goes out the concntration camp window when your german sexual issues take over your decision making, because I’ve seen German porn and Heidi Klum being German means she does some very insane things in bed by default….

Either way, here are some pics from some book a photographer is putting out about his pics of her.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Naked|Nipples|Pictures

2009

27

Oct

Amy Winehouse Nipple Show of the Day

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I’ve always said that Amy Winehouse is probably the hottest rotting pussy in the entertainment world, the worst smelling naked chick around, the kind of girl who reminds you of those horrible nights when you are drunk, have a itch that needs to get scratched in your pants, and you decide to let the drug addicted prostitute do it in a back alley only to make you think you have AIDS for the next 6 months until you can afford to do it again, so when I saw pictures of her fat tits busting out of a corset, I had no choice but to get excited, because nothing really gets me going anymore and this is one of the things that does…

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Corset|Nipples|Tits

2009

06

Oct

Kate Moss and Her Hard Cokehead Nipples of the Day

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Kate Moss and her cocaine addiction, rock star used up by all the groupie cock addiction is feeding my hard nipple in a button-up shirt addiction, while not feeding herself, because that would go against being a supermodel with an eating disorder, if you know what I mean…

I can’t explain why Kate Moss loves rockstars or why she loves coke or not eating, but I can explain that there’s something luxurious about the idea of a woman in a men’s shirt standing next to a window with the sun shining on her womanly form, as she sips a morning coffee cup after you fucked the shit out of her ass, treated her like the whore that she is and came all up in her asshole, unless it is with Kate Moss because she probably has herpes in which case instead of enjoying the moment of beauty, you’d be in the bathroom dipping your dick in rubbing alcohol while cursing yourself for having no self control….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipples

2009

05

Oct

Naomi Campbell’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day

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Naomi Campbell is a model who I thought was retired, but I guess she felt the need to grace the world with her dark, luxurious, wallet fucking nipples at whatever fashion week is going on right now, since every week seems to be fucking fashion week, making me excited for the week that isn’t fashion week and that I can stop walking around in this tuxedo I made out of garbage bags to try and fit in like I was invited to these red carpet high profile, homoerotic yet luxurious fashion shows, instead of just left here to die, so that I can crawl back into the soiled sweatpants I pretty much have made a part of me by not ever taking them off….and even sometimes showering with them and by showering I mean getting caught in the rain, cuz showers are for idiots……

I have this feeling Naomi Campbell smells like shit, she just has that look that even if she showers, you know like she’s rotting on the inside from all the preservatives she’s ingested over the years to land billionaire cock. She’s trash, no matter how many billionaires she marries, or how decadent her ass thinks she is and here she is showing off her nipples like a common whore, that I haven’t decided whether wanting them makes you gay or straight….

I have a feeling that I haven’t recovered from the weekend because I reread part of this and it made no fucking sense…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Naomi Campbell|Nipples|Runway

2009

02

Oct

Eva Herzigova’s Nipples in Vogue of the Day

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You know seeing a girl’s nipple thru her shirt is really not as exciting as it once was back when women didn’t wear see thru shirts on the regular, especailly when the girl who is showing her nipple thru a see thru shirt in some tasteful photoshoot for “Vogue” is a Czech Model, who I know if I was a little smarter, could have bought as my wife back in the 80s if I spent my money on airfare to Prague instead of on whiskey and hookers, but I guess hindsight is 20/20 or some shit.

She’s pretty much done very little work other than modeling and working the sex trade back when the sex trade was the only way a hot bitch could actually make something of herself by fucking tourists who eventually fall in love because the whores back home don’t look anything like this, before your country opened up….something I really wish I had exploited when I had the chance.

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|Nipples

2009

28

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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I was just talking to a girl who begs her boyfriend to piss on her, who fucks him and his friends at the same time, who loves sucking pussy when her man fucks it and she asked if I was a horny dude because of all the sex talk I annoy people with and I realized that I’m really not all that horny. Sure, I like talking shop with whores and I really find pussy and tits the only really interesting thing in life, but I’m not as weird as a lot of people about sex and that kinda makes me feel inadequate. I’ve never shat on a girl sexually, I’ve never had my ass fisted, I’ve never jerked off on a chick with five of my friends, I’ve never even tagged teamed a chick, I’ve never even fucked a girl who just finished fuckin’ my friend in the other room who offered us a two for one deal, I’m not into fetish or bondage, I am just standard and boring and all I really want is to bag a black girl or maybe a couple hot lesbians…

Sure, I’d love to piss on a couple of chicks who just finished bouncing off my dick, but I just don’t think I have enough dick to go around, enough stamina to keep up, or the ability to even get hard, so when I see these pictures of a horse with hard nipples, I don’t know what to do with them, since I’m so fuckin’ vanilla and the last thing I’d want to do with a horse is shove my dick in it, I’d rather ride it into the motherfuckin’ sunset, like the I pretend cowboy I am everytime I drink Bourbon…
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Posted in:Nipples|Sarah Jessica Parker

2009

15

Jul

Ines Sastre and Her Mom Nipples on the Beach

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Ines Sastre is some model turned actress from Spain who I doubt I’ve heard of, but have probably done posts on, but unfortunately I have a horrible memory and everything kind of blurs into one giant confused mess that is this site, but fuck, she’s got an amazing mom body, like the women I saw at 8:30 in the morning today while still drunk, only they were wearing their business casual outfits and not one-piece bathing suits to cover their mom stretch marks with ass hugging skirts/dresspants and button down blouses that were almost sheer, making me want to get a office job in the cubicle next to them, even though I could tell in their exhausted eyes that they hated how life played out for them, just enough depression needed to convince them to fuck me in the copyroom after gaining their trust. Unfortunately for me, I hate office jobs and would never sacrifice freedom for pussy, especially pussy I know wouldn’t actually give me the time of day, they just do that in my fantasies….

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Hot|Ines Sastre|Nipples