Gina Gershon is 50 and in her bikini. I don’t know shit about her, but apparently she went to High School with Lenny Kravitz at Beverly Hills High along with the cast of 90210 …which is something I wish my WIKIPEDIA page read, but unfortunately, I don’t have a wikipededia page, because I don’t matter, it is like I don’t even fucking exist according to the internet….and supported by my soul….you see cuz I’m dead on the inside…I blame my wife’s disgusting vagina for ruining me…
So Kanye West posted this picture of a girl assumed to be Kim Kardashian naked in his hotel room eating room service….something I could imagine Kim Kardashian doing because she loves food so fucking much, at least based on her body, that getting dressed before eating would just get in the way of her gorging…..
I figure Kanye is just out for a publicity stunt, which is also the whole reason he is preending to be in love with Kim Kardashian and her fatness anyway, even though black guys do tend to love fat chicks…..
I posted the cover of this HOT VOGUE PARIS BIKINI SHOOT WITH GISELE a few weeks ago….and today, I am posting the rest of the pics, that happen to be amazing, and that actually make me feel like I am looking at a woman for a change….she normally was a model I was on the fence about, you know with the whole faking a pregnancy rumor cuz she was born a dude, fired from Victoria’s Secret cuz she was born a dude, married a Football quarterback cuz he likes dudes and is trained to perform to male attention…I blame hazing rituals….
So it just all made sense and made me feel like she may be the gatway to gay….with that hard face…and I didn’t wanna fuck with that…but I guess she got better hormone therapy, cuz she’s looking good all hard nippled and in bikini in Vogue Paris….I am a fan.
I don’t need to be a peeping tom for this attention whore….who is really not worth going to jail for…especially when your peeping video is what put her useless ass on the fucking map to begin with….dude goes to jail for 2-3 years and she gets on the fucking news like she matters…..
I mean like she matters more than being some half naked attention whore on the beach rockin’ the most ridiculous fake tits….which she doesn’t, but she likes to think she does, as some kind of sportscaster, when all that she really has going for her are some ridiculous fake tits and some fame from a peeping tom video that went viral….which unfortunately is more than enough for me and that’s why I hit her up on twitter….only to be ignored at least once…
Who cares….bikinis are amazing…even on 35 year olds.
Kelly Brook was hired to promote shoe Barber bullshit, cuz Barber culture is making a comeback pretty fucking hard, and not just for Black people, but white people are digging it too….I have no idea why, but I also know that if you’re doing anything, from traveling the globe, to picking up dog shit, to wiping your own ass in a public bathroom cuz you ate bad Indian food, it is always better with a busty as fuck chick by your side….everything is better with big old retarded sized tits….and I guess that’s why bitches like Kelly Brook are able to have lasting careers cuz them tits are all she has to offer….which is more that a lot of girls have to offer….and the fact that she knows her place, knows her role, loves her place, loves her role and the big titty whore cuz it pays….make is all the better…see cuz there are so many great tits out there being under utilized, you know that want to be lawyers or business leaders or to save the whales or some shit….but it takes a real champion to throw aspiration aside and take the easy route by taking off their top…you know show your parents how much you don’t give a fuck about how they tried to raise you to be a decent person…..cuz tits get hits…..and tits make dreams come true…and tits are all that matter….at least in Kelly Brook’s case….
Here is a video of Brooke Burke….former Wild On, Stripper looking bitch who partied internationally, current mom of a dozen kids…..talking some bullshit about how she loves when people take pics of her in lingerie, how she loves wearing lingerie, how she’s really into the brand cuz they gave her money to say that, all while wearing pretty tame outfits, considering her fucking slutty claims and slutty past and slutty clam that has to be slutty to pump out so many fucking children with different men….but she’s in lingerie, she looks better than my wife, which isn’t saying much because my wife is disgusting, too fucking far gone to even consider a woman….
but it is saying that Brooke Burke mom of a dozen kids, is hot bodied, so if you know a woman who talks bullshit about how she can’t get a hot body of flat stomach after making babies, as she eats a piece of cake and drinks a 1000 calorie frappicino, show her this video to remind her of the lies and that she just doesn’t fucking try hard enough….or you could just fuck a hotter younger girl….
Ashley Tisdale needs to step up her attention seeking game. Seriously, if this is her strategy to get noticed, she has fucking failed hard. You would thin that she’d know by now, after all these years in the hollywood grind, that a key to getting work is having fans, and a key to getting fans is showing off your tight body that you work on so hard cuz your face is so busted, especially now that twitter and instagram exist, but instead you post some shit from a distance…that even a peeping tom who gets off to shit from a distance can’t get off to cuz we can’t see even a bit of that bikini body. She’s failed…..I get that she knows she’s good from far but far from good, but she’s gotta suck that reality up and slut the fuck out, make some noise and build a better life for us….
Eniko Mihalik is a pretty popular model….and Terry Richardson has a really good thing going….where he gets paid to shoot popular models for boring magazines…only to pull some after hours shit with them for his personal use that always involves them naked….see cuz he’s a top photographer, they’d be crazy not to agree to get naked for him, it could ruin their career at least that’s what he wants them to think, so they keep getting naked for him and I dig it….good hustle…
Who the fuck cares about Anna Faris or the fact that she’s in a magazine not showing off her vagina, I’m talking Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler, or even all the fashion magazines out here who have turned to porn since our world is overly sexualized….thanks to the internet….I mean I don’t even remember her in a fucking movie….she is uneventful and so are her fucking pictures in Flaunt. Step it up and know your role woman.
Lauren Buys is an amazing South African model…..and I love South African models…There is just something that is perfect about all of them….except maybe for the High Aids rate that they statistically are working against….but that aren’ really working against shit…cuz they look so good you’d fuck them raw dog without a condom just hoping they stick to you the rest of your life….even if it is shorter….plus AIDS isn’t a real issue if you’re in North America…it is just population control created by the governement….something pussy like this endorses or at least makes me want to get involved in…balls deep.
Either way, here she is getting naked for an obscure fashion site….
