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2009

07

Jan

Scarface’s Uncut Music Video for a Song Called High Note of the Day

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I don’t know anything about hip hop, I just found this hip hop site a while ago and like posting their videos, I couldn’t tell you why, but maybe this video has something to do with it. It’s some rapper named Scarface’s song called High Note, where some video slut with a fatty ass gets naked and lets him fuck her on camera, I figurehe’s just taking advantage of his situation, you know has a record deal and budget to make a video and figures he might as well use it to hire sluts that he can pretend to fuck or actually fuck because his wife doesn’t like it when his sex without her is not work related. There’s masturbating, tits, ass, possible pussy and it puts jerking off to the SPice Girls first single because Scary Spice had hard nipples pretty much to shame, I mean if you’re not a racist, you know the kind of guy who doesn’t feel like this is like a trip to the zoo, and you can actually stomach black people having sex, or simulating sex, like I can…..

Posted in:High Note|Music Video|Scarface|Sex

2008

31

Dec

Sexually Charged Video of the Day

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I don’t know this girl Muffy is, but if you like black girls and want to see them dancing around in their underwear, workout wear, hanging in the bath while singing about how you shouldn’t hate her because her diamonds are “hella rocky” and some other useless shit, this video will give you something to jerk off to.

Posted in:Music Video|Sex

2008

30

Dec

Women Would Turn Down Sex For the Internet of the DAy

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So close to 50% of people would give up sex if it mean keeping the internet. I guess that means it’s here to stay. I guess it’s good news for all of you too, because the girls who were willing to answer such a stupid fucking survey were all World of Warcraft players on a break and have never had sex anyway, so keep them in their fat chick basements is what I say. I know that I have yet to find a hot chick who uses the internet and I am convinced shit’s like it was back in 1996 and every girl I talk to is a 45 year old dude, just waiting to break the news to me after they convince me to jerk off on camera for them. I guess information like this also makes you feel better about the fact that the only sex you have ever had was masturbating to some porn site and now you know you’re not alone or some shit.

Posted in:Internet|Sex

2008

05

Dec

Passive Aggressive Sex Rejection of the Day

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I will tell you why this long drawn out video none of you will watch is funny and that is because of the back story I can pretty much guarantee behind this and that is that dude meets a girl and builds up the courage to invite her out on a date, she agrees because she’s not all that hot or used to boys taking the traditional route of trying to wine and dine her. So he puts on his favorite blazer and she dresses up as classy as she can and they go out to a restaurant for a bite to eat. He orders a bottle of wine and tries to get her drunk thinking it’ll make the fuck easier to secure, but doesn’t realize she’s running all these different ways to get out of the awkward moment that’s bound to come where he tries to get in her pants, so she does what any passive aggressive girl who is unsure of herself and scared to offend or rub the guy the wrong way after he so kindly tried his best to fuck her. So she fakes that she’s sick and can’t walk and dude tries to play nice about the whole thing, knowing she only had one glass of wine but still unable to accept that she won’t fuck his lame ass, so he holds her hair, feels her tit a bit all while she sits there about to be sick, but never actually getting sick, because she’s not sick and it’s all just part of her master fucking plan to not give up her vagina despite how badly she probably needs it. To make things worse, bitch is so prude that no only will she not let herself get fucked but she doesn’t know that real drunk people about to be sick is a lot messier than this, with a lot more spitting and dizziness and a lot less put together. Good job though, maybe you can take your acting to The Hills or some shit…..Either way, watch the video because I thought it was funny and it’s my site so I can post what I want to, even if it is shitty original content….

Posted in:Passive Aggressive|Rejection|Sex|stepTV

2008

16

Oct

George Hamilton Had Sex With his StepMother When He was 12 of the Day

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The forever tanned sparkling white toothed George Hamilton revealed to the world that he had a sexual relationship with his stepmother when he was 12 and she was in her 30s. He thinks it was good experience and so would I, because when I was 12 I was learning how to speak English watching Sesame Street and I wasn’t getting 30 year old pussy. I know everyone finds this sick, but if I had a stepmother, I would have totally snuck into her bath with her and shit , because lets face it she’s not blood related and she has a vagina. The good news is that he said if he was molested he’d do it again and I think that’s the attitude most molested people should take, instead of feeling violated and acting like a fuckin’ victim, sex is a good thing and people have to be a little more down to fuck than putting all these rules and regulations and laws on the shit…..at least that’s what I tell my stepdaughters every time they threaten me about going to the authorities…..

On a side note, his son’s quite the comedian, you should check out his comedy routine by scrolling to the end of this video but the biggest joke is that Kimberly Stewart is his Half Sister…..who he probably didn’t fuck, since they have the same mom and that would be incest and incest is wrong, even if no one is looking, or if all your friends are doing it…

Posted in:George Hamilton|Sex|Stepmother

2008

18

Sep

Janet Jackson Makes Some Dude Cum Himself By Simulating Sex and Making Out With Him On Stage of the Day

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I thought Janet Jackson was too old to be performing, despite all the plastic surgery she’s had to make her look young but instead made her look like some kind of soft spoken monster, but it turns out she is on tour and when on tour it turns out that part of her show involves choosing the biggest, gayest fan, strapping him up on stage and simulating sex with him and making out with him until he cries hysterically and cums himself. I wonder what her little fiance Dupri thinks of all this, I’ve heard about white dudes getting off to their wives getting fucked by black dudes while they sit in the corner, but this is probably just one of those “part of the show” situations. Either way, watch the video and maybe this will encourage you to go to her show you can be this guy and touch the lips that touched a different dude in every city like some kind of travelling whore, only whores are smart enough to not make mouth to mouth contact cuz it’s plain dirty, but that doesn’t stop this Jackson, because like her brother she’s half robot and can’t die.

Posted in:Janet Jackson|Sex

2008

25

Jul

Deanna Pappas Has Sex in the Pool of the Day

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I’ve wrote about Deanna Pappas Being a Slut before, mainly because she was on the show the Bachelorette and that’s pretty much the equivalent of postitution for the sake of TV entertainment. If anyone in your immediate circle was to date 20 dudes at the same time, only to kick one out of her life every week because he’s not a good enough fuck or his dick is too small for her gapping pussy that’s just been fucked by 20 dudes at the same time.

Either way, I think they are contractually bound to pretend they are dating for at least a year, because it adds credibility to the show, here they are in the pool in some staged steamy pics that remind me of some steamy pics I took last night, they were of my shit, it was making an S-Shape for suicide like some kind of tea leave reading, i was proud but since I don’t let my shit dictate my life, I’m still here for another day of this garbage.

Posted in:DeAnna Pappas|Sex

2008

04

Jul

Sheree Murphey is a Sloppy Chick in a Bikini Getting Frisky of the Day

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Here is Sheree Murphy, some sloppy british bitch who’s worked her way out of the working class factory life and onto TV and in the process managed to land herself a soccer player to marry and have a bunch of kids with and it’s nice to see that despite the fact that she’s destroyed physically by the pregnancy, her husband is still horny enough to get busy with her in the pool for all of us to see. You know that stems from not trying to show off his trophy wife, because she’s more of a participation ribbon they give the retard kids so they don’t feel discouraged for losing, and it is sheer horniness and something you can relate to. I just hope he’s drunk because that’s really the only way I can accept this kind of behavior, like last night when we saw some fat horny Italian chick who was built for making babies, get with some random dude in a really large shirt and pretty much stood in the corner sticking her tongue down his throat and taking breaks to whisper the names of all the babies she has planned for him. The fertility almost turned me on, but the estrogen charged thighs definitely didn’t.

Posted in:Bikini|Sex|Sheree Murphey|Sloppy

2008

13

Jun

Stifler Fucked Jessica Simpson of the Day

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Stifler from American Pie gets asked about why Nick Lachey hates him in some interview and says because he fucked Jessica Simpson, I am assuming it went down when they were shooting Dukes of Hazard because otherwise I don’t see why Jessica Simpson would hang out with him, but it is possible that he told her that he was Brad Pitt or some shit, because I heard that’s the line the craft services dude used and she gave him a rim job and Johnny Knoxville go up in her because he told her that he was Elvis.

She’s probably the easiest girl to manipulate into the bedroom even when married and that just proves that you should never marry a virgin or someone who claims to be a virgin because they are either a slut hiding the truth or a slut in the making who hasn’t had a taste yet and once you give her one, she goes crazy.

I don’t know if Jessica Simpson was married to Nick Lachey for any other reason than rockin’ a TV show with him to help take both of their careers to a new Christian level and considering Nick Lachey is a poofter and likes cock not slot, I don’t really see why he’d give a shit about who she fucks but apparently he does, it must be because he has been crushing on Stifler for years and Jessica totally knew it and still went out and fucked him, knowing it would devestate Nick because life is not fair, but on the positive side of things, at least now his masturbation fantasies of Stifler can be set to Jessica’s inside scoop and description of Stifler’s dick, instead of to the pictures Nick made of Stiffler and him by cropping their faces onto hardcore gay porn pics.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Sex|Stifler|Uncategorized

2008

06

Jun

Whoopi Goldberg Erotic Moment of the Day

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For those of you who don’t read the site, which is probably all of you, you wouldn’t know that I try to keep track of all things sexual Whoopi Goldberg says on The View because that shit turns me on. There’s something magical about someone who I always thought was a man growing up watching her movies, and finding out that under those loose fitting jeans and over-sized shirt lives a vagina.

It today’s segment, Whoopi talks about how she liked sex with no strings attach when she was single, she talks about her itch getting scratched without having to be in love and just for the sake of satisfying her horniness and I couldn’t stop thinking about how lucky the fucker who got to make out with this rough-faced vixen and slide his hand up her rough-skinned thing to dick into her hot went crotch only to find a hot set of balls.

Either way, don’t masturbate too hard to this one, it is proven to cause emotional trauma and sexual confusion.

Posted in:Erotic Moment|Sex|Whoopi Goldberg