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2015

27

Nov

Black Friday 2015 Video of the Day

This is probably the most amazing Black Friday video, and not in a good way…This white bitch is grabbing what is apparently Vegetable steamers out of the hands of a kid…only to go after the mom…because everyone needs 5 fucking vegetable steamsers..to really remind us the state of the world we live in…

I mean how expensive could a vegetable steamer really be on other days of the week? 30 bucks? That you’ll allow your trashy self to be reduced to a person pulling product from a fucking kid…

What the fuck is wrong with people…

Here’s another one in Texas

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2015

26

Nov

I Give Thanks to 50 Year Old Bella Thorne Cleavage of the Day

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I think the most promising that has happened in recent months is that 50 year old Bella Thorne celebrated her 18th birthday, to remind us that Hollywood never changes, the gang of retards who are the dancing puppets who are cast to sell products and shows change…but the overall concept doesn’t…

So we can be sure that when one 17 year old turns 18, there will be another to take her place to the perverts, and when one Lohan dies of a drug overdose, another one will be cast to replace her, because things, just don’t change, they are consistent, reliable, safe…so give thanks to that…

This Bella Thorne, is not an instagram model. She’s not topless for no reason. She’s packaged properly, and jerked off to by grown men everywhere…so give thanks to that…

Not every trashy girl from Florida, has to be a trashy girl in public…they can package themselves….to cocktease instead of giving it all up for free….and that gives me hope..

Yes…Bella Thorne is the beacon of hope….until she gets naked, because average at best acting, can only go so far…here’s her cleavage…

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2015

26

Nov

Kate Upton or Amy Schumer Playing Some Tennis Porn of the Day

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Kate Upton is not porn to me. I didn’t like her when she was big and 18, busty as fuck, with a body I knew would catch up with her tits by 20, because I’ve seen hot girls fall apart since I was 18 and realized the hot girl in my class was no longer hot…or that the girl with tits at 14 was no longer the hot one….and I knew that by 30…when the metabolism actually slows down…Kate Upton is fucking done…

But tennis is porn to me, so anytime a girl in her skirt hits the ball, making those sex sounds, I get excited…

Now mixing the two, a doughy Kate Upton, all hanging over her outfit….and tennis, a sport I love girls playing…is not necesarily something you can jerk off to…even if she’s got big tits…

But it is something you can laugh to…and laughing is good for the soul on Thanksigiving…

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2015

26

Nov

Christina Milian Debates Whether her Panties are Too Small of the Day

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Christina Milian has consistently been an attention whore…her whole career is based on being some low level, half naked, barely talented performer….that has lead to some solid credits, some solid jobs…and a kid you don’t remember she has cuz she pawned that thing off to her mom,..or staff…because the key to maintaining a level of “hot”….even when in her mid 30s…especailly during a comeback tour…is to pretend the baby never happened…pretend the vagina wasn’t ravaged…pretend…that pussy is pure…rather than pure shit..

This girl is very rich…she’s also collecting a lot of child support money…yet she needs to post pictures of herself in her panties on snapchat..discussing how they are too small for her…it’s fucked up…and part of what is wrong in the word…

Yes…Blame Christina Milian…for ALL….

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2015

26

Nov

Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day

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Style icon….Kristen Stewart…who you’d probably think of as more of a molested teen in an oversized shirt and jeans…sulking in the corner…because being molested makes a bitch sad…especially when the molesting is from her own father…leaving her with no one to trust…

Is the new face of Chanel…

Because I guess as an actor, she can turn that frown upside down…well almost upside down…or upside down enough to be the apathetic, straight faced, dull actress that she is….

So I guess Chanel saw her as an Oprah style makeover from the 90s, knowing she’s a big name, and figuring “let’s use that one, she’s like a blank canvas”..all thanks to being that almost androgynist she is…

Who cares, here’s the preview she got paid millions for…and I got paid 0 for…fuck you Chanel and Kirsten Stewart for winning…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2015

26

Nov

Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is some Polish model who makes millions of dollars a year, but who we can all agree is better suited to be still in the one bedroom cold water apartment in some war torn part of Washaw…with neighbors dying of small pox, like the indians on Thanksgiving, because…when you take a poor, communist torn, girl and tell her she’s hot enough to make millions a year for big brands, it leads to a pretty shitty fucking attitude and entitlement that I prefer….when it’s more humble, hungry, thirsty and in need of a warm shower.

Here she is in Vouge, bougie bitch..

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2015

26

Nov

Maria Menounos Showing Cleavage on Snapchat of the Day

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Maria Menounos has consistently been an attention whore, and the funny thing is that it has barely worked out for her. She got confused that dudes forced to watch Extra or whatever show she was on that I assume trailer park, middle of the road people watch…actually had some level of sustainability, so she quit the job she got…and tried to do a reality show…and none of it really went anywhere…leaving her thinking “But I’m hot”…well, she’s also old…and missed the window of really being the next Kardashian…so confusing people loving her ass…on blogs no one cares about…for having star power…is a fucking joke…but seeing her pull down her shirt, to show her tits, like the classy girl you’d imagine she was, is pretty fucking funny…

It’s like “look at my tits, people like tits, I am more than just an ass fucked Greek in the lowest form of Hollywood”…I am Tits!

Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2015

26

Nov

Adèle Exarchopoulos Topless for Some Music Video of the Day

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People tend to forget about the attacks on France, because as terrifying as they are, in the grand scheme of the world, they aren’t thanksgiving…

So to celebrate France and to remind you of a great city, with a very sexy sexy yet snobby well dressed gang of girls, here’s Adèle Exarchopoulos, who was in a French movie, with another french actor, doing some lesbian shit, with Lea Seydowx, because that’s what French cinema is…magical…

Well now she’s in the worst music video of all time, showing her tits, with in France is wearing a shirt, but to me is still tits…so tits…

WORST SONG EVER!!!

Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos|Music Video|SFW

2015

26

Nov

Danica Patrick Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I always assume that Danica Patrick is Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years, but I think that may be another Danica…or maybe her name isn’t even Danica, the fuck if I know…this Danica Patrick…is the NASCAR driver, a sport I don’t watch, but that I assume you watch, because I attract that level of quality, sophisticated, trailer park dwelling, looking for tit reader…you know the white, racist, lowest common forum of human, who like fake tits, and fast cars…I call it Florida…

I don’t know if she’s ever won anything but the right to tbe the only or the first woman driver in a men’s world…which is surprising because what I know about NASCAR is that girls can’t drive for shit, and it’s full of accidents…

Well, she’s in a bikini with her fake titty friends…and I guess that’s news….

Posted in:Danica Patrick|SFW

2015

26

Nov

Bianca Suarez in a Star Wars Themed Show of the Day

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Blanca Suarez has nothing to do with Star Wars….but that doesn’t mean that GQ Spain can’t cast the Spanish model or actress, I have no idea who this is, but assume she’s on the Penelope Cruz hustle of making it America…in a Star Wars themed shoot, because Star Wars is hitting theaters, and everyone, even Spain, is going crazy for it…

I don’t care for Star Wars, I just get paid to promote Star Wars Themed Gifts , and feel the whole Star Wars things is too much fucking hype, for a story that isn’t even that interesting, but then again, I have sex with girls (that’s my go to Star Wars joke), even though I know guys who love Star Wars have sex with girls, they just probably shouldn’t but lucky for them, there are girls out there, desperate enough with a need to make babies..

Doesn’t matter, what matters is that this excites you…

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