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2015

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Nov

Larissa Hofmann for Mango of the Day

Larissa Hofmann sounds Jewish…. but I bet most of the girls at your Jewish studies group don’t look like this….and that most of the girls in your Jewish studies group aren’t underwear models…but then again, it’s very possible that not all Hoffmann’s are Jewish..and that some are Germans…who tried to exterminate the Jews 70 years ago…and that maybe, just maybe I am generalizing about Jewish Studies groups, if that is even a thing, and that there are in fact babes and bikini models, especially if that Jewish studies group is based in LA, because all these Jewish execs have imported models as their wives, adding some new converted model DNA to their Temple…

Either way, these pics for some shitty brand that isn’t paying me…is pretty good…

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2015

04

Nov

Emmy Rossum Does the Gym of the Day

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Emmy Rossum blocked me on social media a long time ago…

I guess she doesn’t like that I call her an overrated whore who was about to fall out of the whole acting thing when luck brought her shameless on the condition she would get naked all the time, to which she said “A TV SHOW!!”….because she was at the breaking point where she was going to get naked all the time on stage at the Vegas strip club she was going to end up, or for producers promising her jobs like “TV Shows”…which is more likely the case, since she’s got Daddy issues from never meeting her dad and is connected in the New York Jewish scene, where her mother was an established photographer…it’s how it works…and here she is working or working out…for social media, because she wants her fans to know how hard she works for her body, and or because she wants to sell campaigns to fitness brands, either way, not hot enough to jerk off to,

I don’t find her hot, but whatever…I’ll post this shit anyway…for no reason….

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2015

04

Nov

Arianna Grande On Sexism and Snapchat Sluttin’ of the Day

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This was going around yesterday on social media, I didn’t bother paying attention to her shit…because she’s irritating, when I should be more supportive of her, because she’s so tiny but her pussy can handle huge black cock, and I love insertion videos, it’s a fetish…..

I’ve also heard stories about Ariana Grande from porn chicks who aren’t fans of her, because apparently they share some dicks in their circle…because girls like to fuck…

I don’t know what the Disney / Product of stage mom girl is up to or onto, I was more into her licking donuts and hating on the USA…but she is American and not the Mexican you’d think she is…and instead of the patriots turning on her as a American hating people…she still exists…because she’s so open…and honest with her fans people.

Either way, she apparently told

Here’s the sexist shut down, because she’s a social justice warrior….fem nazi…and makes it about gender issues, as that’s what this is about….in the world…gender issues….

Here’s the whole interview:

Here’s her sexiest moments according to the internet…

Here’s some pics from her snapchat…fighting for equality…

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2015

04

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Nipples of the Day

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Did Sara Jean Underwood get dumped or something?

She’s on a serious fucking mission…to get her nude pics back out in circulation…

For those of you who know who Sara Jean Underwood is, she was a playmate of the year, who dated Seacrest, thanks to her mom being smart enough to encourage her into Playboy at a young age…before getting a hosting job and leaving that nude life behind, where she instead tried to manipulate nerds with video game and superhero talk…only for that show to get cancelled and I guess she’s burned through her money – or is trying to find new rich guys to finance her…because she’s back, with some book, of all her nudes, but back…

It’s weird, but she’s still hot enough to look at naked…so look at her naked…even though people are more fun to look at naked when they don’t want us to look at them naked…naked is always ok….

TO SEE THE NUDE PICS FROM HER BOOK
CLICK HERE

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2015

04

Nov

Lia Marie Johsnon Is a Young Harlot of the Day

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Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week last year…

Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..

I remember a friend sent me a video of her kid dancing in a bikini by the pool as a “cute check out my baby, don’t worry you aren’t the dad”…situation…and when I saw it had 30,000 views I started clicking on the commenters and realized they were troll accounts that had favorited nothing by young girl in bathing suit videos…

I always knew that anything, even the corporate, traded on the stock market companies….from google to Facebook get most of their traffic from sex and porn, that’s what people like…but it just reminded me how creepy people are…

Her name has been circulating, so I figured I’d dig to see what she’s about…since the perverts are already all about her…figured…why not..right..

Apparently she sings…and uptalks about being done being hipster….

She Also Sky Dives and has a speech impediment

Apparently she’s got fans…so here’s a roundup video some creeps edited….amazing…

Here’s a bikini nipple slip…

Here is a Jazzy One…

Here she is eating..

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2015

04

Nov

Diana Vickers in a Bikini of the Day

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Diana Vickers was semi-finalist on The X Factor in 2008…..that she’s leveraged into some kind of very very very low level career…

She’s also in a bikini…

Fascinating things these girls do on social media and for the paparazzi to generate some buzz. It’s like it never gets old…”I know, I’ll put on a bikini and people will care about me, even though I’ve done zero since 2008 when I was a finalist on X-Factor”…

Maybe if she was hotter…this story would pan out differently for her…or maybe people just don’t love low level talent…making low level songs like this:

Garbage…but at least she’s trying as hard as she can..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS –
CLICK HERE

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2015

04

Nov

Marthe Wiggers Model with Nipples for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

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The most fascinating thing about Marthe Wiggers, a model from Australia…I think…is not her interesting, unique enough, face…or her thin model body…but rather…the fact her name is WIGGERS…

I mean I’ve seen wiggers for the last 2 decades and they’ve always brought a lot of entertainment, with their ebonics, and their oversized pants, and their crooked hats and their bad raps…

But I’ve never seen a Wigger I want to fuck…

This is a Wigger I want to fuck…

: elite.style

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2015

04

Nov

Kourtney Kardashian Mom Tit of the Day

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Oh look…a Kardashian showing off her tits…for the paparazzi she probably called….because her hair and make-up is done, but I guess it’s done everyday before they leave their house…they are reality stars, their world is their script…and that’s all there is to it…

I would prefer if this Kourtney Kardashian – Kardashian with babies was filling up her womb in video with sperm, as she does…but I’ll take fifth in line in the fame whoring of the group tit as enough…because really anything this girls do is too much…and they should all be taken out back and stoned…if only…we were in Africa…(see stepNEWS of the Day post from earlier today for video)….

She’s recently divorced from her fake relationship that made her baby daddy a lot of fucking money to keep his mouth shut on the family secrets of killing and lies…and everything behind the show that is evil, corrupt and media manipulation we will all find out about in 20 years when the biopic of the behind the scenes of these cocksuckers via a tell all book one of the maids, staffers of kids ousted publishes…because anyone, family, or company or both this powerful in the media deserves to be taken out…because they got there being very bad…unchristian people…

Here are the other cunts:

Kim’s Plastic Clown Face and Mom Tits breeding like the cow she is – with what we hope will be taken from her so it has a chance…

Kendall Booked VS Fashion show because VS knows how to reach the youth market via “it” girls they’ve made celebrities even if both aren’t real models but rich cunts who think they deserve the world…

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|SFW

2015

04

Nov

Bregje Heinen Arm Bra for Vogue Mexico of the Day

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I used to fuck a really dirty girl who spoke dutch….and who I would make speak Dutch while fucking her up the ass.

She wasn’t an Amsterdam hooker, she was probably far dirtier than that…you see the Amsterdam hookers are tested, while this bitch was just a “fill me with your cum i want your baby”…kind of pig.. I had just met and who clearly did that with everyone…and that I felt was culturally sound because she wasn’t french trash…imported all the way from Europe like she was Ikea…or Toblerone…or Wine…but more unshowered, practically homeless, drug using street kid…who I guess was told Montreal was the Europe of the USA…

Either way, the sounds she made while fucking sounded like this bitch’s name “Bregje”…”Bregje”….”Bregje”…but in her defense I had my fingers halfway down her throat and she was gagging…

It wasn’t as classy as this handbra by model Bregje Heinen in Vogue Mexico…but it was substantially hotter than this boring shit..

Posted in:Bregje Heinen|SFW

2015

04

Nov

Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day

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The latest bullshit news that means absolutely nothing to anyone at all, but the media picks up on it, because the media is paid for by advertisers, and they need to perpetuate consumerism to ensure they stay in business…which in this case is Victoria’s Secret….a mall brand of underwear…that is made in a sweat shop…that doesn’t do anything innovative or compelling in underwear…that don’t go out and give free underwear to people in the third world…but who instead overcharge for their product, making girls feel inadequate about their bodies, by overpaying and using these cunts to peddle their shit, because the system works…they make girls want to be these models, I can’t understand why they are the benchmark, but they are…making normal girls think that if they use their middle of the road paycheck on their product…it will all be ok…

Every year, they do an absolutely boring televised informercial people watch…because they don’t realize it’s an infomercial…because Holiday season is their big time of year. They want VS boxes under every tree by using Boxes they brand VS….

Well Rihanna won’t be one of those boxes….Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid…I assume a Jenner or Two…Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Martha Hunt, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, Rachel Hilbert and the old timers Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel will be…but not Rihanna, she dropped out of the shit to work on her next album…and is rich enough to not bother…

So fuck Victoria’s Secret…and their lies…

Here’s Rihanna’s behind the scenes screengrabs from Bitch Better Have My Money video shoot…because her nipples…always win…I posted the video last week, you can google it….or CLICK HERE

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