SFW Archives - Page 105 of 1169 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2019

24

Sep

Sommer Ray Erotica of the Day

Sommer Ray is in some lame ass photoshoot….literally…

What I do to fill up my day, posting silly meaningless shit about idiots in popculture daily for 15 years, is hardly something I’ll ever be celebrated for. It is not something that will open doors for me. It will not get me book deals or movie deals, even though it is seemingly way more WORK and hours of effort on a DAILY basis that what a lot of these people go viral and make millions for….and I’m not bitter about that.

Sometimes, the anger, annoyance, humor is easy….it’s just obvious.

Other times, like looking at these pictures of Sommer Ray are hard to find an angle or depth or humor…

I don’t think that has as much to do with me not having things to say, I can fucking rant on anything…but everything to do with this fitness influencer who doesn’t do fitness, but who does show off her ass A LOT….generating those low quality fans just there for the ass and she gets paid for it, because there is a seemingly large audience…but beyond the ass, there is just NOTHING to her. Nothing interesting, inspiring, or compelling…she is literally just a trashy slut with an ass…and that’s all it takes for her to get paid so why bother pushing herself if we’re rewarding this…so we as a people should stop rewarding this…in order to force girls to push their slut content a bit further….otherwise what’s the fucking point….to show a photoshopped ass…awesome….fucking trash.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Sommer Ray

2019

24

Sep

Tori Spelling Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Tori Spelling has taught us a valuable lesson and that is that if you’re ugly as fuck, you’ll still be able to get cast on at least one TV show, but only if your dad is Aaron Spelling, the king of fucking TV, responsible for producing so many huge fucking TV shows, that he basically owned the fucking TV industry and throwing his ugly daughter in the mix, to allow her to live her dream of being a celebrity, was pretty fucking easy since there couldn’t be any pushback cuz he owned the whole fucking thing and the people around him wouldn’t risk pissing him off or getting fired by charming in…

So now, she’s out in a bikini, in her 50s, mom of a bunch of kids, looking fucking gross…but who cares, she’s Tori Spelling is bathing suit pics that no one asked for….now Fuck off.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Tori Spelling

2019

24

Sep

Ivanka Trump’s Nipples at the UN of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t do politics. I am Canadian and don’t care. I do see the comedy of politics. I see the jokes from either Trump haters, or Trump supporters or Trump. I laugh at some of things, mainly the overly uptight social justice warriors. I laugh at how disconnected the coastal cities and “rich” people are from the rest of the country. I laughed when Trump was voted in, not just because it is Trump, I laughed at the fact a reality star got into office…but I don’t really follow any of it. I’m more into tits and pussy news that isn’t news to bother….which brings me to this very important Ivanka Trump appearance for your Government, with her big socialite mom tits, all hard nippled which isn’t just fun for her dad, but fun for all of us…..

If more political news was about hard nipples and not whining on either side….I’d probably be more into politics cuz hard nipples make everything better. Hard nipples mad high school french class better – the teacher always had hard nips. It made gym class better because of the girl in my class with big nipples in an era where bras weren’t built padded….and I guess it makes the UN political meetings better too…

Posted in:Ivanka Trump|Ivanka Trump|SFW

2019

23

Sep

Madison Beer Panty Flash of the Day

No Comments »

Madison Beer young slut from youtube winning at life thanks to youtube….doing some attention seeking tactics got the pussy hugging shorts on….to show you more than tits…

Madison Beer went from youtube to working the paparazzi, making the crossover to mainstream as all these people crave cuz being a youtuber pays huge, but it doesn’t count until you get an MTV show….

She works it to get noticed and talked about, whether it was through showing off her big tits, or showing off her big tits, she’s pretty much only existing in the media because of her big tits…

Now she is trying to reshape society’s opinion of her with pussy definition, cuz pussy definition is the new cleavage and the Madison Beer…..and that is done with her panties, assuming she wears panties, which I do, since panties are a tool that can be used for a cocktease pussy without labia. Too bad…a

Madison Beer is working the paparazzi more than showing off her big tits, she’s pretty much only existing in the media because of her tits….

I guess she learned these tactics at the Youtube video conference / by her mom….who got her into this to try and Bieber her at a young age….

Look at her now!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2019

23

Sep

Some Tits at a Fashion Event of the Day

No Comments »

Sluts love fashion….so any fashion event they can go to….they go to with as much eagerness to make a statement as possible…so they get noticed….this is them doing their best trying to look their best….so if they look like shit imagine when they aren’t professionally put together with stronger GLAM team than your average bride on her wedding day, all lies.

Elsa Hosk.. being hot but sadly flashing her lack of ass…how is a Victoria’s Secret model rocking such a flat ass -it doesn’t make logical sense….

Isabeli Fontana..looking..weird..

Shilene Woodley…goth..

Chloe Bennet..who is so memorable I forgot her name 4 times while writing this…

Candice Swanepoel looking old…

Barbara Palvin in her bra…

Amber Valletta..looking good…but not as good as she looked naked here

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2019

23

Sep

Halsey Lesbianism in Lingerie of the Day

No Comments »

Halsey preformed at Rihanna’s lingerie fashion show…..she’s doing the rounds performing all the relevant events to keep herself relevant. Good thing she’s got all kinds of energy to keep up momentum based on all the snorting of drugs she’s been captured by the paparazzi doing, but didn’t get reprimanded like she was LOHAN, blacklisted and shipped off to ARAB country, she is instead celebrated by all the dick riders, who are confused or fooled into thinking she’s some kind of artist…with this tormented backstory she made up….and they love her for it.

At the Emmy’s she played some Cyndi Lauper, who I am a huge fan of. Iconic song….only to be slaughtered by this bitch, while the public said she did amazing cuz they don’t know better….it was the In Memoriam section and it was the real tragedy of that segment. The murdering of a song that didn’t need to be covered…

I don’t know what she’s doing at Rihanna’s show, but at least she’s sexualizing herself….cuz I guess that makes it all ok…

Make American Popstars great again, cuz this bitch is just garbage…

Here is Rihanna at the same show flashing her pussy..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2019

23

Sep

Cardi B Nipples Pasties of the Day

No Comments »

Cardi B is in some new movie where she plays a stripper, so a past version of herself….if you believe her storyline and people apparently do….

I spent the better part of a decade in stripclubs back between 1997-2007 and I feel like I have a solid grasp on the bottom of the barrel white trash stripclubs. The 5 dollars a lap dance from a girl who will suck your dick fo 25 dollars but that you have to debate with yourself whether to go through with it cuz she has mouth sores. You know the sad and depressing, dirty as fuck, stripclub experience…not the highend, overpriced Vegas / Miami looking shit, where someone like J.Lo would never get work cuz she’s 100 years old, and the 100 year old strippers get sent to the sad stripclubs I frequented…but I guess there’s not Hollywood story to exploit using this star power in that…

So instead of calling out J.Lo for her appropriating a lifestyle…people are saying OSCAR BUZZ….fuck that….Hollywood is so desperate to get people to buy into their shit, and luckily for all these money grubbers, people buy into their LIES.

Here is JLO in the same movie pretending to be a stripper…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Cardi B|SFW

2019

23

Sep

Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

As it turns out, Bar Refaeli isn’t just fat, she’s pregnant again…because that is what these women do. By “these” women, I don’t mean “Jews”, even though a walk through the Orthodox neighborhood will prove that the religious Jewish people are much like religious non-jews, who feel like every child is God’s will and you just have to go with it – no matter what it does to your body, soul, or cunt….but then there’s also poor Coalminers of West Virgina who love god and have nothing better to do than fuck to make a baby a year…(I’ve been watching Ken Burns Country Music)….or just poor people in general who get knocked up cuz sex is something to do and contraception is unaffordable….then there’s the whole welfare trash in Canada that get paid per kid through Child Allowances so they have MANY fucking kids to taint the future generation as they don’t stand a chance….then there is the rich narcissist who has the resources to have many kids, the house is big enough, the bank is big enough, and the more kids the better since the pussy has already had one and the damage is done….you know one more kid won’t be that big of a deal as their lives are already ruined by the ones they have…

Point being. She’s knocked up and this is some early stage READY TO DROP porn for the fetishists…despite not quite being ready to drop yet…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2019

23

Sep

Keeley Hazell Naked of the Day

No Comments »

Keeley Hazell is a Glamour Model of the past, since Glamour models and the Lad Mags they rode in on all folded about 5 or 6 years ago, leaving their key stars that they would feed us shitty content of daily to fend for themselves…

Keeley was one of the main girls….and has since gone off to LA where she’s now doing what seems to be the influencer thing. You know hipster shoots on film in the desert or old hotel rooms or in old RVs. You know the vibe…

I’d expect her and her Glamour Model tits to be in their 40s and they could be in their 40s, it’s hard to tell these days with all the injections these women get….but what isn’t hard to tell is if they get naked, even censored for their IG naked, it’s a good reminder of what was.

I do think there will be a resurgence of the Glamour Model and LAD Mag, dudes still like seeing naked chicks dressed like carpenters or plumbers or whatever on cheesy sets in cheesy content. We are dudes, of course we like that.

It’ll just happen when the media is scared of Me Too and is ready to objectify women again…

I’m ready to objectify women again.

Make women objectified again.

It’s what this great nation was built on, and the girls need that direction, otherwise they just post shit nudes on IG, instead of having real purpose or a solid co-sign…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Keeley Hazell|SFW

2019

23

Sep

Lisa Rinna Pussy Dance of the Day

No Comments »

Lisa Rinna loves doing this dance. I guess it’s a way for her to see just how plastic she is. You know so that when she gyrates and sees no movement from her face or body, it means she’s won. I am not sure what she’s won, but I guess she was destined to being a call girl or a stripper and has managed to become a reality show star….with a couple of slutty daughters doing the same tactics to become bootleg Kardashian / Jenners…

Maybe this is her tapping into her Dancing With the Stars Fan…or maybe it’s her showing us what could have been if she was to become a stripper all those years ago…I don’t know her backstory. I just know this is the tenth time she’s done this dance so I guess it’s her thing, or she’s making it a thing, and the whole thing would be better if it wasn’t Lisa Rinna…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Lisa Rinna|SFW

Archive for the SFW Category