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2019

23

Sep

The Tits at the Emmys of the Day

It was the EMMYs. I don’t watch that shit.

Despite the headlines like “Emmy Shockers”….and “Emmys Say Britain’s Got Talent”….and other bullshit media puns used to put false importance on the Emmys and the industry as a whole to keep it thriving as it rots your brain….

This is a friendly reminder that we don’t fucking care.

We’re barely watching TV, social media won and if we are….we don’t need to watch award shows for those shows we are barely watching.

Even if we are watching TV because it’s passive and streaming APPS are easy to share with each other, we aren’t rooting for any of you assholes to win in the award shows…you’ve already won and pitting them up against each other in the most redundant way…like it’s a top 10 post on Buzzfeed that means nothing…seems like a fucking waste of time….we got our own lives to live, stop worrying about other people’s bullshit…

That said, there were tits, all the famewhores who think they are important were there and this is that round-up….unfortunately not actual round-up now that we knows it kills people…cuz the In Memoriam shit would be better if it applied to all the Nominees…for being the evil that they are…bringing down America and using the fabric of your great nation as their toilet paper….

Here are those pics..of those people…( YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL HERE )

Isla Fisher

Christina Applegate

Emilia Clarke

Heidi Klum

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Malin Akerman

Jenny McCarthy

Mandy Moore

Kelly Osbourne

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Marisa Tomei

Padma Lakshmi

Sophie Turner

Sydney Sweeney

Taraji P Henson

Zendaya

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Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2019

23

Sep

Top 10 Fishing Girls of the Day

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I once met a dude in the early internet days who was launching an online Fishing Tournament. That was his big idea because he had NEVER fished in his life, but he knew that fishing was the number 1 sport in the world, and if he locked this idea in, he’d be a billionaire….

I don’t know if that guy ever became a billionaire, but like I said it was early internet and my big idea was “celeb titty blog that isn’t ad friendly or content normal people will ever embrace”….so I’d like to think that idea worked out and led him to others and like so many people I have met in this internet blogging world who didn’t offer me equity or shares in their companies but who have gone onto be rich as fuck….cuz NO HANDOUTS for the pervert blogger no one takes seriously….

But I do know that this is my attempt to take his lesson on Fishing being the ultimate in clickbait, especially when there are sluts in bikinis doing the fishing…I mean how can a fishing dude, who LIVES an BREATHES and loves fishing…the guy in the wicking long sleeve shirt, Oakleys, khaki shorts, sandals and a visor, rocking KEY LARGO harder than KEY LIME pie….resist tits in bikinis doing what they love….

You are that guy, and here is that clickbait…

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Posted in:SFW|Top 10

2019

23

Sep

Caylee Cowan Nude in Self Proclaimed “ART” of the Day

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This was her caption:

Okay cool. Now then, don’t report.
I created this art piece with @destroyinstagram. This is ART. That kind of image that stays with you. It’s neither bad nor good.

I don’t know if this is ART because this bitch has decided it is. You know since saying it is ART gets her a pass on shameless nudity as she tries to advance her career…

But we’ll let her have that for more nudes…

Posted in:Caylee Cowan|SFW

2019

23

Sep

J.Lo in a THAT Dress Again of the Day

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Look at that old catcher mitt of a face and that dangling back fat….so not hot…

You’ve heard the expression “Beating a Dead Horse with your Dick”…well this is the visual representation of that.

J.Lo in the dress she keeps exploiting – even all these years later.
Anything for attention Lo should be her name…or maybe Attention Ho Lo..

Who cares..anyone excited by this redo of something of 15 years ago when it was shocking or hot….is a fucking loser

The rest of us see it as the old divorcee trying to squeeze into her wedding dress now that she’s lost all that wedding weight she carried for 20 years to try to feel better about herself and her husbands hot young pussy…

This is not a viral stunt…this is an old lady trying to manipulate the new generation by jerking off her viral stunt of the 90s…and that alone is pretty pathetic. Lacks vision and the world fucking celebrates cuz they like things they’ve already seen. The chain restaurant with the familiar burger in all locations approach to being a whore.

The fact this went viral or became a cultural event this time around (this last week), when it’s been exploited so many times since it was first a “cultural event that went viral”….is either a statement of how we lack originality as a people, or how easy it is to manipulate the public cuz thy are dumb..

This Laziness is not her only tactic, she’s still out there working, trying to be hot, half naked, in fitness gear on her pile of money….but her laziness in doing this just makes me hate her more than I already did….

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW|Videos

2019

23

Sep

Pam Anderson Nudity for Fashion of the Day

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Pam Anderson – saving the world with one breast implant at the time.

Her tits, that are likely younger than the legal drinking age, cuz girls need to get their implants rebuilt on the regular are still a nice memory of what was.

I am not a fan of the 50 plus women trying to play 18 year olds with their nudes and slutty selfies…living that influencer life cuz it’s easy clickbait to produce. I guess it is because I have a grandma fetish and 55 year olds should be in knitted sweaters, with glasses, walking with a hunch, retired, and making cookies for the family at Christmas..it’s just my Norman Rockwell image of the American dream…the American family…and this old slut thing throws all that off..

But there’s a level of Nostalgia looking at these tits, despite not being the same tits we looked at in the 90s…on Baywatch and in the first real celebrity sex tape….the blonde slut with the barbed wire tattoo and rocker husband that influenced a certain type of woman of the era…where any restaurant, stripclub or bar, or pool would have a bootleg version of her…making her not just a familiar face and body…but an icon that shaped the breast implant industry…one girl trying to make it at a time and for that..we celebrate her….and the importance society and herself have up on her titties…

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2019

20

Sep

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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RIHANNA ass in her underwear for her brand is a thing, because Rihanna is still a thing selling shit people don’t need to make her richer….KEEP THAT MONEY coming in….

All it took was her getting beat by Chris Brown, or faking getting beat by Chris Brown in some Lorena Bobbitt approach to life, say he beat you to justify cutting the dick off…..you know to work her way into the hearts of America as a victim….it was her turning point and where she really shined…it allowed her to pivot the brand, go sexy and dark and straight to the fucking top.p…So go into the weekend thinking about that lesson next time a dude assaults you….or the next time you want to assault a woman…it could be the push she needs to make life finally happen for her….it’s worked out alright for some people…and those people are Rihanna….and for the record I am not saying to go assault women…that kind of statement would get my pretigious HBO special cancelled…I’m just saying…it worked out well for Rihanna, a story I’ll never quite understand, because average talented girls in America don’t become Rihanna, yet some poor as shit bitch who lived in a Shanty in Barbados at 14 became Rihanna….you sure Epstein wasn’t her corporate sponsor that got her to America? That got her work permits people with far more experience and intelligence have been rejected in getting. It’s all very PECULIAR…

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2019

20

Sep

Skylar Grey Nudity of the Day

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Skylar Grey wrote some shitty songs….for Eminem and now she posts butt shots because I guess she’s trying to do a BEBE REXHA and figures writing songs that make her millions of dollars for actual star talent is not enough for her, because her ego wants her to get all the shine…so she posts butt shots to build that audience…for when she’s ready to pollute our minds with songs we don’t intentionally want to hear….no consent forms signed for that kind of rape…and I guess she’s already in the industry so she’ll happen…and more butt shots will come…cuz the rest of her / mainly the face is busted.

The letting her fans in on her mosquito bite countdown is a new kind of “i’m honest to my fans, this is real life” panty pic….maybe she is a creative genius in the weirdest of ways…

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Posted in:SFW|Skylar Grey

2019

20

Sep

Potential Princess Booty Flash of the Day

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You’ve heard the exprssion ROYAL Pain in the Ass…but have you ever seen a Royal’s sloppy fucking ass?

That is the question of the day.

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Posted in:Princess Beatrice|SFW

2019

20

Sep

Oana Gregory Erotica of the Day

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Oana Gregory is the first Romanian to work for The Walt Disney Company…..and she looks pretty Romanian to me. You see I know Gypsies and Circus performers when I see one….

She is in a bikini, this is what all the YOUTHS do….at 23 and still not famous beyond her Disney work, girl needs to go deeper with the half nakedness to get seen….noticed…followers…to hopefully leverage her legit work into INSTAGRAM work…and all it takes is bikini pics. Not acting school. Not sucking dick at castings. Not an education…just slutty selfies…which is a clever generation…why work towards shit when you don’t have to. It seems redundant.

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2019

20

Sep

Mandy Moore Bra of the Day

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Mandy Moore is in a bra…

If this was 15 years ago…this would be a big deal…

Thanks to being a dated concept of being a “blog” or “celeb titty site”…something that would have been a bigger deal 15 years ago because websites were still a thing….the audience who come through are old fucks who remember that era….and thus remember Mandy Moore when she was a thing….and figure it’s a never too late to see her in a bra…so this one’s for you my aging, dying off friend who still checks this site out.

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