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2019

07

Aug

Iggy Azalea Bikini of the Day

Iggy Azalea in Cosmopolitan Magazine where she apparently said that Cultural Appropriation is subjective, coming from a white Australian who has done everything she can act and look as black as possible…..shut the fuck up Iggy Azalea….

We can look to her face and ass to see what she’s all about and that is that she’s the kind of person that is so full of bullshit….believes her own hype…has figured out how to manipulate America and steal your jobs…with some silly storyline…and I still can’t name one of her songs…cuz she barely exists….she just doesn’t realize it.

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2019

07

Aug

Sara Sampaio Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio trying to out-do her trans sister who is stealing all the glory….

So bitch took out her Fisherman’s Daughter from Portugal hard nipples in a dress…that brings attention to her pussy mound you’d want to fish in with your dick…hoping to catch some crabs cuz you know she’s one of those women so hairy she’s got nipple hair….and I guess what it comes down to is that I like when girls wear summer dresses with no underwear and go out on walks – especially when shit gets back lit and you can see everything. It happens often and it is wonderful…so I appreeciate the effort this second tier VS model, the second wrung Sampaio who we know HATED that they hired another Sampaio – how could they do that to her

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2019

06

Aug

Kate Moss Bikini Babe of the Day

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Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels…seems to be a thing of Coke Head Kate Moss’s past…because she’s bloated…

I feel lied to…

If you are going to go down that road, being quoted saying that shit, you should stick to it..

But I guess this cokehead party girl in her 50s is more ironic and humoristic about shit and figures being fat feels good, so she’ll die at 300 pounds…..

Only time will tell…..and in the meantime let’s watch the belly bloat…

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2019

06

Aug

Rita Ora Bringing Them Tits to Social Media of the Day

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Rita Ora and her small bikini…

Rita Ora and her big tits are in a small bikini…..

That is one of the lyrics of my summer Anthem – Big Tits in a Small Bikini…because I too can be a popstar as clearly there is no need for talent…

I have still never heard one of her songs, but based on the exposure and press she gets, you’d think she was Beyonce…

Why?

Cuz of the big tits in a Small Bikini..

This is not a “I lost my bathing suit, so I borrowed my flat chested friends”…..this is her tits out…in an intentionally small bikini…to have her tits out….without having her tits out…know what I mean..

Oh and here is her tit flopping out of her shirt, possible nipple, possible insulin implant or something, possible nipple pasties.. decide in the comments..

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2019

06

Aug

Emily DiDonato in a Bikini….of the Day

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Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fuelled by fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….

Stealing the Jobs of Qualified American people like Emily DiDonato….pulling through for home team to remind you that immigrants aren’t taking all the jobs…

She’s fucked Leo DiCaprio and Jake Gyllenhaal, assume with a strap on cuz they queers…

Like all models, she’s got her bikini on the internet…not a crazy concept since she was a Victoria’s Secret model from 2013 we haven’t seen in years….

Where has she been the last 6 years?

My guess is wearing a fat suit as Ashley Graham. They look the same…have they ever been seen in the same room together?

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2019

06

Aug

Karreuche Tran Bikini of the Day

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Karreuche Tran dated Chris Brown after he beat Rihanna…

Possibly hired by Chris Brown to be his girl after Rihanna so other girls wouldn’t fear him…

Possibly into the beating like a pervert…

Maybe aware that Bajan girls are crazy and beat themselves up and say the man did it….

Maybe she liked the press…and it got her press…to this day the paparazzi follow her and her bikini…

The price of fame is worth a few beatdowns by angry dancing men…like Chris Brown…

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2019

06

Aug

Joey King Bikini of the Day

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Gypsy Rose Blanchard played by Joey King in a bikini on the beach doing her thing…a great story of how you’d want to treat your woman…you know convince her that she’s disabled and dying on a feeding tube so that you can control her…tell her she’s 5 years younger than she is so that she doesn’t realize she can escape…erotic..

This is a bikini thing…they call it hot girl summer…which annoys me – thanks instagram – but I guess whether she is hot or not is totally debatable…a matter of opinion…I liked her as

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2019

06

Aug

Rochelle Humes Naked of the Day

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We can all relax….we can all die happy…now that we have finally seen Rochelle Humes naked in a magazine.

Right..

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2019

06

Aug

Selma Blair Bikini of the Day

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Selma Blair is fighting MS…and she’s doing it in the most ridiculous way. Shaving heads, acting like some kind of Buddha with her belly hanging out, in a bikini for the creepers….and it’s all good…

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2019

06

Aug

Kate Bosworth Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is still around and she is in a bikini and she’s still skinny enough to be in a bikini…and I am an old Fan of hers…so it works for me. I always thought she deserved more fame and fortune than she got based on how she looked….

But at 40, or near 40, I don’t think she should be making that face though….no matter how much BOTOX fills her face.