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2019

05

Aug

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland has her tits out as she violently tries to MURDER bugs with an electrocuting fly swatter…not very HUMANE, PET FRIENDLY, but I guess it’s ok to kill insects, but not ok to kill other animals or people by society’s standpoint.

She is recently engaged because she’s found love or her husband has manipulated her into thinking she has found love while he has found a solid beard with a great public profile, who is great for his marketing and PR, not to mention she has a ton of money from being an actual celebrity on TV but the KICKER being that she’s got a terminal illness that required Organ transplants, you know organ transplants aren’t a minor for fun thing, so she won’t be around all that long and he’ll get in on that will and live out that easy life…

She’s more interestingly found her sex appeal or sexuality, and does so by posting half naked pics that showcase her weird underdeveloped body…and TITTIES….which I guess is a better version of her than one trying to not be a slut on social media.

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2019

05

Aug

Sophie Turner Cameltoe of the Day

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Here is Sophie Turner and her skinny legs in bike shorts, like all the kids are wearing, pretending to be 55 year old dentists in my home town on a saturday, out for a pedal, without the crotch padding because the crotch padding although functional, gets in the way of the sex appeal of these shorts, which is the reason they are wearing the shorts, and that is pussy definition…they want their pussies out there….almost as bad as the Jonas brother she is married to wants the pussy out there, so that people stop calling him a queer, even though….he’s a queer…and trans women can buy cameltoe inserts for JUST this reason…

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Some bikini? OK….

Here’s her sister in law PRIYANKA in a wet swimsuit

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2019

05

Aug

Sydney Sweeney Topless and Hot of the Day

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SYDNEY SWEENEY has a bit of an inbred crack baby face. She’s got what I think are called ceiling eyes, where her eyelid covers half of her eye pupil something lots of inbreds have ..and she’s got a weird mouth….and both combined is some weirdness…weirdness easily ignored because she’s got huge tits…that she pulls out when needed.

The biggest fucking tits, that were on the show Euphoria that just ended last night and received a lot of fucking hype as the most hardcore version of today’s youth, written by some creepy pervert who’s dad was very famous in the industry, based on an idea he ripped off from an Israeli show.

The interesting thing about her is that she’s managed to have a career on ALL the biggest shows the last couple of years, impressive in an era of everyone trying to be famous because her parents weren’t in the industry, but believed in their daughter and her tits to move to LA to give her a shot, while most parents would just ignore you an the signs you need help, until you shoot up a fucking walmart….

The world is fucked..but these titties are wonderful.

OK SYDNEY SWEENEY

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2019

05

Aug

Tallulah Willis Naked of the Day

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Tallulah Willis was raised or partially raised by two very high paid actors.

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are probably typical weirdo people thanks to being overpaid to bee in some of the dumbest fucking movies. Which probably translates into thinking what they do is important, or high concept, whatever. When you start rewarding these people with money, they believe their own hype and that spills over to theeir kids…

So they probably lived in their mansions, acting like artists, sophisticated, and luxurious…maybe nude cuz nude is art…and their kids probably spoiled to shit, hence why none work and just chill, while actors barely work and just chill…laziness everywhere off set by what they think is “high concept”….stripping down, nude, for social media because you’re a fucking modern day hippie, white and rich unemployed living off their parents…like the hippies of the 60s…while normal people were drafted or trying to work to make a living…what a luxury it is to spend your days contemplating the importance of their belly button…or labia…or butthole…or whatever as they find themselves / post smut to social media…

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2019

05

Aug

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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This is Sara Sampaio is reacting to her brother taking over for Victoria’s Secret…HERE

People love reaction videos on Youtube to the dumbest shit…they make 1000s of dollars off the shit…so you should like this…weirdo.

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2019

05

Aug

Valentina Sampaio is the Brazilian Tranny Victoria’s Secret is Using as a Weapon of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Victoria’s Secret has been Brazilian Trannies for the last two decades, you know when the Epstein friend and CEO of the parent company of Victoria’s secret took his weird rich guy sexual deviance to Brazil back in the 90s and got into that whole trans thing….

I thought Gisele, Lima, Goulart and Ambrosio were all men, in the ultimate troll on America…because dudes are harder workers, don’t get their periods and don’t whine in the same way. What a win, finding a way to replace women in the workforce with men who identify as a woman, taking us back to Shakespeare days when actors weren’t allowed to be women, so they used the Dainty men to be the women…

This tranny, is the first they are admitting is a tranny, in what I assume is a secret weapon in relevance. You know to show the people that they can be inclusive…after they have seen sales drop, are closing down stores, because people don’t support them, they are dated, over priced trash and mom and pop instagram sites are taking over the underwear market. Victoria’s Secret is just mall brand shit with bullshit marketing that hasn’t evolved and their models are all dated. Young people just aren’t into it…it is lame…

So maybe this will increase the cool to younger people who are all trans…it is a trend…a silly trend but a trend we pander to.

The fact is that dudes love trans. When I worked in DVD porn it was always the biggest selling titles and it was straight dudes buying that shit….I don’t love trans. I find it terrifying but many people who claim to be straight that I know fucking love it.

So they’ll appreciate jerking off to this, as the line between girl you meet in a club and girl you meet in a club who dupes you and actually has a dick…she expect to teach you a lesson with….are blurred.

And I will say…better a skinny tranny who looks like a hot chick than a fat chick..

ANYTHING but the fat chick as a VS model…But we know that is the next step in VS being a modern socially conscious brand doing obvious tactics to win over the social justice youth…even if it’s so fucking obvious a corporate tactic to get some press and sales…scammers….but the dick on this is real…dudes playing girls is always hilarious…because their rendition of femininity is so fucking stereotypical it’d be racist or sexist or misogynistic if it was analyzed but everyone is too scared to call out a trans as a fake woman pretending to be a woman that they all let it slide.

I don’t know if this SAMPAIO is related to their Other Sampaio….I don’t know if they’ve ever had brothers modeling at the same time for the brand…but it is safe to assume they have the same genitals based on Sampaio’s beard…

TUCK GAME IS STRONG…..

Posted in:SFW|Valentina Sampaio

2019

02

Aug

Miley Cyrus Topless of the Day

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Miley Cyrus topless is pretty lame when we’ve all see her labia.

It’s like once you show your labia, you set the bar and you pretty much position yourself to always show your vagina…cuz the tits aren’t good enough alone..

I am a vagina fan though, I think vaginas are great….but most straight bros I know hate staring a pussy…tits and ass bros…pretty queer…

So Miley neeeds to get it the fucking together and figure out her messaging to her audience…..is she a vagina flashing crazy person or some high concept in shit shoots like this….is she country, is she pop, is she a millennial who doesn’t like labels, titles or the limitations of categorization? Who cares – show us the pussy.

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2019

02

Aug

Camila Mendes Topless of the Day

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Camila Mendes topless in some movie which could be this Coyote Lake movie but i have no idea honestly. I am too busy figuring out where her neck is and why I find a young naked girl from a hit show…so unappealing….

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2019

02

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless of the Day

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Bella Thorne is petty fucking gross. A nice reminder or lesson in over exposure.

The social media thing made it easy for these people put themselves out there.

This generation are all a bunch of antisocial people with no friends, but they post their inner thoughts through selfies to some virtual fanbase and the more “honest” and real they get the better for engagement…strip down show people your feces and all of a sudden you’re compelling and relatable. All marketing tactics….

So these girls are talking about their periods, sex, being cummed inside and forced to take the morning after pill, getting high, IBS and shitting, diarrhea, whatever was going on at the time that should be limited for your doctor…now public information ..the more gross and embarrassing the better it was for engagement…

The hype and direct line to audience where they open up, has got to the point of gross. It is just every fucker out there telling us about themselves saying shit we don’t care to hear…

I miss a time when celebs were unattainable, controlled, and regulated…so when they slipped up it was like “OHHHHHHH SHIT LOHAN IS BAD”…

Instead of – look at Bella Thorne begging to get seen.

Trash

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2019

02

Aug

Claudia Schiffer Naked of the Day

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Claudia Schiffer making a comeback…a naked comeback to celebrate thee 90s like all those hipsters rocking Mullets….only the nude model 25 years later…same brain but different tits….they are 25 years older and should probably be hung up so our memories of her are more high profile, top tier, classy, quality….instead of a desperate old chick addicted to getting attention…as she gets more and more washed up.

In the 90s…I was on the team Claudia Schiffer and not the team Cindy Crawford…I liked her better when you had to choose which was better….it was one or the other back then…while now we can appreciate all tits passively as they end up on our social media feeds….but it’d be better if this one just allowed herself to fade into obscurity.