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2019

01

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Pussy Dance of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Bieber is doing some slow twerk while looking over her shoulder, one that reminds me of a horny girl trying to get fucked on the dancefloor, or maybe a horny girl pushing back on a cock cuz she learned that in a porno she watched…and she’s doing it in a Corset…

I thought Hailey Baldwin Bieber was a Christian. Her whole union with Bieber was that through god and their church thanks to being two fucked up young rich kids making their way in the world surrounded by all this temptation….

Does that mean, that once you’re married, you can start simulating sex through dance on the internet, you know it’s not against god’s way for husband and wife to fuck hard, unless birth control is involved….is the marriage what gives Baldwin the green light to let out her inappropriate moves for people to jack off to?

I mean, the girl has been half naked on social media for a long time now, she’s been a low level whore, friends with the Kardasians…a Narcissistic celebrity kid trying to make a name for herself on social media…trying to become the false idol her God is supposed to hate….so her Christian nonsense was always just nonsense….she was sexualizing herself underage…like the priests like if she was a Catholic boy…but that’s all still NON Christian…

It’s just silly these idiots believe their own bullshit.

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2019

01

Aug

Emma Roberts Lesbian Kiss of the day

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Emma Roberts is a lesbian. I guess this is what happens when you’re from a broken home and you feel the need to get love and affection anywhere you can because you are addicted to it…like you dad was addicted to cocaine when he was too busy for you when you were in your formative years….

Or maybe this is just how people in LA greet themselves because they are so liberal and open, despite being money grubbing, greedy rich fucks, who only care about themselves, the show they put on for each other is far more sympathetic…

Or maybe…just maybe…everyone is fucking queer, it’s a trend, I see Lesbian Couples all the fucking time, where one is a fucking girl and the other looking like an eager pubescent boy trying to get his first over the pants handjob, parading his bitch around…

That said, where are the scissoring pics.

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2019

01

Aug

Lady Gaga Depressed Tits of the Day

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How sad and depressed do Lady Gaga’s tits look like they have real mental health problems…in a “If you or one of your family members is suffering like Lady Gaga’s tit, call this number…” situation…

Them fuckers are mangled, built like a deflated balloon at my 5th birthday party when my mother was too busy fucking American John’s in the other room to watch me blow out the candles on my cake….

I’m talking a full fat chick turned skinny after finding starvation and fitness as a replacement for food, but her deflated tits never got the chance to bounce back from the abuse of being fat tits…and now require surgery..

I’m talking mom of 7-10 kids in an African tribe, hang to the belly button, which is why Brad Coopeer came on them – tits.

I’m talking some trans motherfucker having a bad reaction to his hormones….not making the tits as solid as the hormones in the food do for the girls of this generation…leaving him with some droopy looking weeirdness.

Lady Gaga has never been hot, always gross, and her act was always set to off-set her not being hot…so seeing a saggy tit doesn’t surprise me…or inspire me…it’s gross, but this bitch is busted, broken down and none of that matters because she won a scam thanks to being a media manipulator as all popstars are…thanks to their marketing budgets. So she matteres…saggy tit and all.

If this is your fetish, you’re fucking queer.

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2019

31

Jul

Ava Phillippe Sports Bra of the Day

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I couldn’t leave you with that Mexican Veronica from Riverdale at the top of the site overnight, so I figure some Ava Phillippe in her fitness gear, Sports Bra / Leggings….since she’s 19 years old…

She’s Reese Witherspoon’s spoiled daughter from their broken home, with an abusive to Instagram whores father named Ryan Phillippe, and her stepfather….a Partner at CAA, who was Reese’s agent…a little fuck your client you make 10% of cuz of the tits or fuck your agent he’ll get you more parts, even OSCAR winning parts….weirdness that means Ava her never has to work, but will probably be in movies soon…why not..she’s already famous…or she should just use that fame to run a successful TIKTOK channel…that’s more the hustle of the kids…get paid to record myself doing dumb shit….better than memorizing lines or taking yourself seriously…

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2019

31

Jul

Camila Mendes is a Monster in Leggings of the Day

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Camila Mendes and her cameltoe are here to push that NINA AGDAL post down…ANYTHING is better than having Nina Agdal top of site for the night….

Camila Mendes the Veronica of Mexican roots…so that the producers of the show are seen as equal opportunity employers….in this era of equality and need for proper representation of all types of people…on RIVERDALE.

Riverdale is the dumbest fucking show – it’s so badly written – it’s proof these young kids watch tv, but while on their phones so that they capture the key points of the shit…

Veronica on Riverdale is as disappointing as the show, she’s just not hot, lacks a neck….but you can see her vagina in her workout pants – so there’s that.

Tat

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2019

31

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day

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I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude….

I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery…

The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women…

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2019

31

Jul

Bar Refaeli Wet Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli still out there half naked – doing it for Israel…like she was 20 years younger and Leo DiCaprio was still pretending to have sex with her…because that may have been a time when he was still able to have an orgasm with women…he wasn’t as jaded, or successful, and didn’t have every young and old pussy alike throwing themselves at him because women are pathetic when it comes to celebs and rich guys…making it boring for him to even bother…

From the looks of it, her tits haven’t been blown off by Palestine yet…not that she’s acknowledges Palestine and that’s a win for all of us….World fucking peace.

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2019

31

Jul

Dora Madison Burge Nudity of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge was Becky Sproles on the NBC/DirecTV drama Friday Night Lights from 2009 to 2011. She starred as Jessica “Chili” Chilton on the NBC drama Chicago Fire from 2015 to 2016.

She is now someone who gets naked on the internet, whether it is showing off her bare ass, thonged ass, little nips, she just keeps bringing it like an activist fighting the dumbest fight, trying to intellectualize slutty pics as empowering or feminist, when we all know she does it for attention. Actors get a rush being on camera / on screen, it isn’t too far off from the dopamine of posting nudes, so we get it….you don’t need to try to ruin a good thing….which is a girl’s natural inclination to get naked on camera to be jerked off to…with boring rhetoric

MAKE NUDES GREAT AGAIN…

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2019

31

Jul

Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

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There was a time when Ali Larter wasn’t in her 40s….

That time was long ago…

We should focus on those times and not these times…

It’s Ali Larter, I mean we don’t really need to relive this shit like we are at a high school reunion and we start reenacting some of the silly stunts we did when we were younger. No need to shotgun beer and pull our balls out in the cafeteria now that we’ve grown up…and I’d appreciate if Ali Larter took the same approach to life….

You did the whipped cream bikini bitch, move on, raise your family, you’re old.

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2019

31

Jul

Karlie Kloss Not Hot of the Day

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Karlie Kloss has been a mystery to me since she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, which is really what put her on the map.

She just didn’t make sense to me, she was basically flat chested and terrifyingly tall. They picked her up on the Runway, doing normal androgynous model shit, and all of a sudden she’s in her underwear for money.

I don’t know if her lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift had anything to do with it, but it was a confusing time….that we don’t really need to bother with because even at her peak she was irrelevant….

She’s not Jewish, married to a Kushner and official socialite…because dreams come true when you get naked for money….tell that to every girl you know…it is the life lesson of the day.

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