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2019

31

Jul

Kara Del Toro Naked of the Day

Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Maciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of being a grabby pervert, is still in business…because of course he’s a grabby pervert and the fact that one slut using him and his brand to get paid and elevate her career, now regrets getting her tits grabbed, is not going to shut the motherfucker down or take the billions of dollars he has from him….so it’s best to just keep your bad sexual experiences to yourself or to your psychiatrist or maybe to your legal team….leave us out of it. We don’t care.

That said, Kara Del Toro looks like any and all LA based Sugar Baby….who calls herself an “Influencer” or “Model” thanks to instagram making everyone a fucking model. She’s hardly exciting even when naked, we get what she’s all about, and she clearly just does what all the other LA girls do, but has a bit more success at it…nothing to really get excited about.

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2019

31

Jul

Halston Sage See Through of the Day

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Halston Sage is some Nickleodeon kid who seems to have gone onto to do wonderful things like instagram looking half naked photoshoots all the girls are doing because all the girls on the internet and possibly in life are attention seeking whores who know how to get noticed…through half nakedness….whores so deep in the whore game or whore life that they don’t even realize they are whores…if you were to ask them if they were whores they’d be offended…but everything they say has a totally different message…and that message is jerk off to her…

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2019

31

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Lingerie of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence who I have said was a failed model before the fat thing was a trend, who saw an opportunity to exploit the fat thing, and have fun with it because it was something she targeted, put on her VISION BOARD and went for….you know fat with confidence cuz she knew she was doing it for personal gain….all she had to do was release a viral video about her confidence in her body at a time when being in your underwear on the subway was enough of a stunt to get talked about…and in turn…she became a plus sized person in the game of plus sized.

I know fat girls, none have confidence, none get into bikinis, unless they are the weird ones with too much confidence, especially thanks to TINDER allowing them to fuck different dudes daily…but you can tell a real fat chick, but one who got fat to get paid and notoriety..

Point being, his pig, promoting pig life and premature death is not a genuine fat chick, with real fat chick problems and her being confident and empowered is an act. Real fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks only sick opportunists who saw fat as an opportunity do…

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2019

31

Jul

Margot Robbie Tits Out of the Day

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Margot Robbie is annoying to listen to when she tries to impersonate an American Accent. I actually find it offensive and I am Canadian.

I don’t know why it’s considered totally acceptable when a bitch from Australia moves to LA through a series of work visas – you know the legal way….turns around and mocks Americans.

It’s like because she’s white, she’s good to badly act her way through being any white girl, even though there are perfectly suited white girls from American to play American white girls….but it’s not ok for a motherfucker to wear blackface on Halloween? Who decides that?

I saw keep the Australian roles for this overrated twat, keep the American roles for Americans. There’s no need for us to be put through listening to shitty fake accents when all we want to do is go to a goddamn movie.

Fuck you Margot Robbie.

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2019

30

Jul

Kristen Bell Naked for Veronica Mars of the Day

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I don’t find Kristen Bell hot. I did not watch Veronica Mars. I hated her in Sarah Marshall – but thought Kunis was amazing in it. She’s married to a low level celeb who offends me. So seeing her strategic naked for some revisiting of some bullshit that had some hype a decade ago, because hollywood is out of ideas, or just trying to milk things that already exists, raping them up the ass until they can’t walk no more kind of milking, instead of just starting a new thing, cuz the old thing has a track record and more opportunity to win…

So seeing the mom I didn’t find hot a decade ago do weird nude scenes – is pretty fucking weak….I expect more out of you HOLLYWOOD…like at least try to give us boners…it pays off in the long run.

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2019

30

Jul

Amber Heard Nasty See Through of the Day

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Amber Heard is rocking the see through white bathing suit concept I love….despite hating Amber Heard.

It’s one of those things where I am not emotionally attached to Amber Heard in any way, so my actual hate for her and any other celeb is more a passive hate, not a deep in my soul hate, like the hate I have for people who I genuinely hate, where as this superficial hate is more like a causal “I hate that bitch”….

So I can separate myself from the soulless, psycho, man eating, opportunist cunt who manipulated the fuck out of Johnny Depp and exposed him to the media to elevate her cause, when she’s clearly a fucking instigating, abusive cunt, almost ruining his career…in a don’t believe all women – they are opportunists..like Amber Heard…and focus on what matters…wet white fabric…a fetish since the first time I saw the cunt of an unsuspecting white bathing suit wearing girl at the pool….who claimed to have no idea I could see every fold unfurl of her labia as she tanned/ dried off..

Either way, Amber Heard, hot for 5 mins 10 years ago…looks like trash from this angle cuz she is trash.

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2019

30

Jul

Kourtney Kardashian Gross Bikini of the Day

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To be a Kardashian by default means you are gross….

They have never been hot, that was all an illusion and I don’t buy that dudes were actually jerking off to these chicks, at least not white dudes…They have always been hairy disgusting trolls.

They have been gross in terms of their conduct, their scandals and attention seeking, their trolling, scamming, money grubbing….and the influence they have had on idiot people who don’t know better…also gross…and they are all still at it…because why not. The world hasn’t turned on her, or taken any of them out as they should…and money still comes in..so whatever…

This one, Kourtney who is in her 40s now, and should look into age appropriate swimwear, was the hot one, which isn’t saying much, it’s like saying that one of the pigs in the pen is covered in less shit than the others, so we’ll slaughter him cuz we like less shit on our food that more…only that is insulting to pigs…as they are cute, harmless animals I ate a piece of today and got nourished by and thus appreciate….while the Kardashians offer the world ZERO….and nothing about them can be appreciated. It’s all bad…

Here she is naked

Here is the other cash cow KIM

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HOW ABOUT SOME KENDALL (the white one) front hole pussy definition in a bathing suit…

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2019

30

Jul

Rachel McCord Pussy Print of the Day

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Rachel McCord is so desperate and that’s ok.

She’s not even the sister who got cast in the TV show that moved them all out to LA where they made friends with the paparazzi when that one sister barely mattered and where this sister was the plus 1.

That friendship with the paparazzi has allowed this one to get in these staged shoots for attention, and for some girls that’s really all they want or need to feel accomplished…so this could be pathetic to some, but everything she ever wanted and more for herself…

Point being, she wears a bikini bottom proper cuz I can see some labia. If you’re going to wear a bikini show some side pussy. There is nothing ok with a bikini pic when I zoom in and can’t seen any element of her pussy cuz I am one of those dudes who loves staring at pussy. I know many dudes find pussy gross or ugly…I find it great…must be a fetish in this everyone is gay world…a fetish called being HETERO.

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2019

30

Jul

Haley Kalil Tits in Tulum of the Day

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Haley Kalil won some really prestigious contest that put her on the map….the half naked on social media map…and that was some bullshit 2018 SI Swim Model search, because I guess SI liked Maxim’s Hometown hotty approach to marketing…you know make these idiots get votes and run out there begging for people to vote…all boosting ad impressions for advertisers and getting SI Paid…

In a lot of ways Haley Kalil works for Sports Illustrated marketing team, helping get views to their page…and not through her tits, that’s just bonus….

She’s also done Beauty Pageants a decade ago, where she was top 20 in Miss USA, and Unplaced in Miss Teen USA….always repping her home State Minnesota….

She is married to an NFL Player, so I guess she’s a lower tier Olivia Culpo who basically has the same story of Pageant Slut, turned IG slut, to DM pro Athlete and Slut, only to end up in SI half naked Slut…I guess there is a special breed of these SLUtS…

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2019

30

Jul

Chantel Jeffries Bikini Rubdown of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is out here producing clickbait, because the world needs clickbait…especially half naked slutty lesbian clickbait with some other YOUTUBER / INFLUENCER / FAME WHORE/ MEDIA MANIPULATOR who understands how to work social media into a 6 or 7 figure or more career that involves zero work.

We can hate on it out of jealously when sitting on our asses slaving away….we can laugh at her muppet face and shitty plastic surgery…or we can just ride with how awesome it must be that your only task in a day is to rub your friend down with lotion by the pool in bikinis…a 3-5 minutes of low level self involved mindless effort…and boom…a multi million view video that gets you paid…

Cruisin’ tits out.

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