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2019

29

Jul

Bebe Rexha Pussy Print of the Day

Bebe Rexha Pussy Print

Bebe Rexha is the fat Albanian popstar like the less fat DUA LIPA because Albania is a hot spot for olive skinned girls with tits who get naked on the internet to promote their singing…

Apparently she got married this week in some publicity stunt like she was a YOUTUBER, and she may very well be a Youtuber…that’s the money making spot even though TIKTOK is the hub of all that is good on social media…since I haven’t been banned there like I’ve been banned everywhere…I am a fan.

I’m not interested in anything this thick fuck does, I don’t find her or her career as a popstar at 30, 10 years after getting into the industry as a song writer that probably made her big money, enough to finance this “VANITY” project….

But she is in her underwear…making fat girl jokes which is trendy since everyone is fat….and that I hate because everyone is fat and I don’t think fat should ever be normalized despite being fat…

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2019

29

Jul

Charlotte Lawrence TIts Out for Fashion of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Tits Out for Fashion 2

Does anyone know who Charlotte Lawrence is?

The rumor is that she’s Martin Lawrence’s wife….but that’s just a rumor…and I don’t even know who Martin Lawrence is….

Others say she’s Joey Lawrences Daughter.

Only WIKIPEDIA knows the truth…and I’m not about to look.

The funny thing is that I’ve probably looked for previous posts and don’t remember because there are too many whores in the BASEMENT we call the internet to keep track of all of their bios, filmographies, etc. It’s exhausting and not a passion of mine….even though you’d assume it was a passion of mine since I spend everyday the last 15 years doing this stupidity…I call that more a curse than a passion.

Charlotte Lawrence Tits Out for Fashion 2

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2019

29

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa Slutty

Dua Lipa with the bikini selfie…

She’s from ALbania with the bikini selfie…

I thought Albania was Arab country….and a place a girl like this would be HONOR killed for her bikini selfie…but DUA LIPA…the youtuber turned popstar has been producing slutty shit for every, it’s the only reason she exists, therefore she must continue the slutty seflies…bikini selfies..

So here’s DUA LIPA in a bikini selfie…

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2019

29

Jul

Angelina Jolie Fake Tits Get Hard Nipples of the Day

Angelina Jolie Fake Tits Get Hard Nipples

Angelina Jolie is about 300 years old. The longest running “Hot Chick from Movies” besides Jane Fonda…the dark and mysterious slutty cokehead rich kid turned tits in movies that everyone wanted to titty fuck before she robbed Brad Pitt from Jen Aniston…to create a fucking farm of children, a school bus full of children….and you all fucking know who she is…

A few years ago, she tested positive for the TITTY Cancer gene, so instead of dealing with Titty cancer she pre-emptively cut off her tit like other celebs before her…and for some reason – she still gets hard nipples…despite not having nipples as part of cutting off your tits is losing the nipple…I guess it’s some rich person reconstructive surgery that get a corpse nipple grafted onto her fake tit…or maybe it’s just some nipple insert under the skin..either way…they turn dudes into chicks now, a little fake tit is easy….

So despite cutting off the tit…she’s still got a tit. Fascinating. Modern science. Show us the scars.

Angelina Jolie Fake Tits Get Hard Nipples

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2019

29

Jul

Riley Keough Scientlogy Bikini Pics of the Day

I guess Elvis’ granddaughter who never met Elvis which reduces the cool factor being Elvis’ granddaughter by quite a bit, but she’s still Elvis’ granddaughter and that is pretty fucking cool…because he’s fucking Elvis. To not be a fan of the “KING” is to not be human….seriously.

So this heir to his fortune, that is still fucking earns, is pretty interesting, not because her mom Lisa Marie Presley, who was the most active member of the Church of Scientolgy since L.Ron himself, thanks to her mom , Elvis’ teenage bride Priscilla raising her in the church….they have both been shunned or ousted from Scientology after a 40 year run…but I’m pretty sure Riley is still all about it as she does the whole acting thing…but what the fuck do I know…other than that she hangs with Scientologists and they aren’t allowed to hang with her if she was ousted….complicated cult things…

That said, she seems to like wearing bikinis on social media, like all girls and I’m into it cuz I think Elvis is great…and his Sperm created this…which is probably why most people are interested in her….so you get them in with the Elvis connection but make them fall in love with you thanks to your half nudes…

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2019

29

Jul

Beach Dry Hump is the Best Instagram Story of the Week of the Day

My internet friend and Surd Documentary Film Maker Bro, the legend JUSTIN PURSER the panty killer, who I have probably been internet friends with for the last 10 years, but we have never actually met cuz that is queer, posted this IG story from the beach in Los Angeles where he lives and it is fucking incredible….a dry hump to shadow box reminder that people are so self involved they have no idea there are people, including kids, around them….

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2019

26

Jul

Freeze Pipes for the Fucking Win…of the Day

Freeze Pipe

Smoking weed is the future….and in Canada it is Legal…

I know, I am an alcoholic, so the majority of my days I spend drunk, and showcasing the wonderful benefits of being a drunk, from feeling like shit all the time, to getting in fights and offending people with your angry drunk demeanor you just can’t control….because if you don’t drink you get the shakes, tremors, panic and hallucinations…so it’s good to keep you stable…

But weed…that shit is like medicine…calming, relaxing, fun…..plus if you throw the weed in with your booze…it makes the drunk drunker and anything to make the drunk drunker is a good thing to be…

It is just a plant, it’s harmless and it is legal…so if you don’t smoke weed but you take anti-depressants, sleeping pills, or drink yourself to sleep you are clearly not making the right choices for your body…

When you decide to start smoking more weed…You need to get yourself a FREEZE PIPE

Freeze Pipe

Fuck rolling joints, that’s for fucking hippies….and blunts are for rappers…what you need is a pipe…to keep things sophisticated and a FREEZE PIPE is the pipe you want…why…because;

1- For the cold hits the smoke passes through the frozen chamber it’s instantly cooled (by over 300 degrees) to a chilly temperature, resulting in a dramatically cool and smooth hit. No throat or chest burning, just refreshing and cold hits. Sounds good to me…like a skinny dip with a hot chick in a cold lake on a hot summer day….

2- Monster Rips without the burn cuz the cooling effect is real….so you get bong sized rips from a hand pipe without the pain. So you can get more fucked up and that’s why we’re here you know…medicine…

3- No upkeep, no nasty spillage, zero dirty water to constantly change and it’s a lot quicker to clean when compared to large pieces.

So get your FREEZE PIPE NOW!

When you get it, Place the Freeze Pipe in the freezer for at least 1 hour and enjoy. Store your FREEZE PIPE in the freezer between uses for that cool SUMMER TREAT!!

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Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus Slutty on Instagram of the Day

Here’s a good old fashioned Miley Cyrus butt shot like she had just “quit” Disney and wanted to turn her “Hanna Montana” image upside down at the advice of here team that is 20 people deep..these earners and media manipulators don’t just “Happen”- they are made.

They packaged her like an edgy girl of her generation and because of that we have seen her cunt.

She got married and tried to do Country for a bit, realizing no one cared unless she was doing the Miley and now she’s back..ass out…creating sexy clickbait for attention…because it works.

Not only does she like being jerked off to, she likes the number of likes it gets….or the attention it gets…it is obviously a thrill.

Clearly, she is in the process of a divorce and putting herself back out there like an insecure girl would do…

No one told her modesty is the hottest, because this generation thinks showing people you pulling out a used tampon is compelling content and I guess it is…but the fact that it’s been normalized to all girls this age…is mental…yet fun for old perverts….

Which reminds me – when people say “If I was young now, I’d have a field day, in my high school only one girl fucked”….but the truth is at 50 years old…we have it better than 50 year old of other generations cuz EVERY 18 year old is doing this smut shit…I love it.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Bella Hadid Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

Bella Hadid Slutty Aggresive Cameltoe

Bella Hadid wants you to see her cameltoe…it could be an attempt to prove she’s not a dude, despite her aggressive and hard features….or it could be one of those prosthetic cameltoe inserts they sell on Amazon for trannies in bikinis to look like they have a pussy…like a giant mold of a pussy like strapping a mannequin’s crotch quadrant to your cock…or maybe it’s just the look now. Girls wear bike shorts up past their hips…girls have pussy….pussy eats shorts….pussy gets seen…in this everyone is one gender scavenger hunt for front holes to stick your dick into.

Pussy definition or Cameltoe is the latest fashion trend….exciting.


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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Elsa Hosk Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk Slutty Hot Nipples

Elsa Hosk the near 30 year old Swedish model who was basically created by Victoria’s Secret when they found her playing a game of hoops in the park with other Swedish models, practicing for the Swedish women’s basketball league…

They brought her to America, they had her nude modeling before acting like they found her…..she was the understudy to Candice Swanepoel, her replacement when she got pregnant…you know a scab, or a temp but who has now managed to replace her….because she didn’t have kids and is way fucking hotter despite being the same age….kids ruin you and Elsa’s career is proof….

She’s great.


Elsa Hosk Slutty Hot Nipples


Elsa Hosk Slutty Hot Nipples

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