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2019

25

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Hard Nipples of the Day

I have this theory that I just made up a few days ago – involving Vanessa Hudgens and her pregnancy to the guy that they just cast to play Elvis in an already hyped story…because everyone fucking loves Elvis….and that theory is that Vanessa Hudgens is pregnant.

I am not TMZ, I don’t have the person working the lab at the hopsital or even the GYNO leaking the story…I am just a pervert and can sense when a bitch is knocked up…knowing their age, their overall bloated cunt region and that they have this small window of being able to cum in them without knocking them up since they are already knocked up…Science.

I call it African Tribal VooDoo Shit….

Now she’s out there with her hard nipple, as her tits start producing milk, and we’re all staring like perverts without remeembering that tits are nature’s buffet for babies and there’s nothing sexual in that…it’s survival of our species man…so stop cumming to / on tits….

She is best known for being early to the leaked nude selfie, showcasing her bush to the world while still working on Disney Musicals…and for that…I am a forever fan.

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2019

25

Jul

Bella Thorne is Topless of the Day

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Long gone are the days of boring, stuffy, book tours…where old crotchety authors who are educated, experienced, and have a passion or pride for the written word come out to share a chapter of their book with their literary fans…you know when people cared about substance, intellect and story….

It has been replaced with basically smeared ejaculate hardening on the pages of a magazine quality literature…where best selling books are just a product of digital marketing from people who are famous, who are high school drop outs, who have very little to say, who aren’t thought provoking, who are fake news clickbait Disney pop shit…..

Literature isn’t dead, it’s just been repurposed into being something of very low quality to sell books to idiots.

Bella Thorne, the illiterate, on the NY Times best seller list…doing it…promoting her book…the right way…this way…the everything is gutter porn way.

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2019

25

Jul

Ashley Benson TIts Out For Fashion of the Day

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If you’re looking for chubby girls who made it in America by being on an insanely popular TV show…where she amassed a huge audience and following on Social Media, which at the time I am sure they didn’t think would translate to be the single most important part of their business…who has transitioned to lesbianism because her lesbian fiance Cara Delevingne pressured her into it, showing some tit….YOU’VE COMEE TO THE RIGHT PLACE. Even though it is definitely the wrong place.

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2019

24

Jul

Bella Thorne Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Thorne the most important greasy, gross looking, possibly smelly troll on the internet is out here promoting her book as hard as she can to her fans. She’s using credible people who gave her some co-sign to help elevate her book and if all goes to plan she will be a number 1 NY Times Bestseller – because everything is about internet marketing now, if you can drive the clicks and conversions, you win….and nothing is about substance, integrity or quality…it’s like this book is likely the equivalent of her soaked through maxi-pad in terms of content….but people think it is great, not real people, idiots, her fans, thanks to the overall retardness of the population as a whole.

But her nipples are hard….her nipple rings pronounced…it’s a better angle than looking at her face…because hard nips are something I’ve liked since I was young and noticed some big nipples in high school gym class….never been the same since…

So this idiot is just a vessel for that…everything else about her is just some serious bull shit…

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2019

24

Jul

Carla Gugino Nudity of the Day

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CARLA GUGINO is naked again in that show JETT

I say that I don’t know who any of these people are on the regular – because for the most part – I don’t know who any of these people are – but sometimes I am just trolling – by pretending I don’t know who a fame whore bitch is even if I know who that fame whore bitch is….because trolling is my one biggest passion in life, I just don’t bother doing it anymore – too much effort….

So this Carla Gugino…I genuinely don’t remember, she seems old and trying to make a comeback through nudity despite being old….and I am ok with that….cuz nudity may not be great when aged but it is still nudity.

It’s like when you are an alcoholic and willing to drink rubbing alcohol to fill that void in your alcoholic soul…but with tits.

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2019

24

Jul

Katharine McPhee Got Them TIts on of the Day

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Katharine McPhee got the tits out.

Here’s a very fucking long video of sex worker Katharine McPee in a bra looking top with her tits busting out….in a live facebook / twitter / instagram / periscope / youtube for the fans….

If you watch this entire video, you’ve got real fucking problems…or you’re a 75 year old billion dollar record producer named David Foster who is into his young wife who uses him for work and career and support and stability….cuz of her tits.

Maybe it is dementia, maybe McPhee is a great strategic manipulator….I don’t have the answers….I just have the pics of her getting a Labiaplasty that I can’t post here because they were stolen from her phone and her legal team asked me to remove them…and I complied because I don’t like lawyers, or unnecessary headaches, or going up against billionaires….

Either way, a girl who takes that much time to tend to her cunt, willing to go under the knife for her cunt to look its best, is the kind of girl you understand how she got from American Idol to Trophy wife to an industry leading billionaire…the tits helpp…

Here are her hard nipples

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2019

24

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson Hard Nipple Soccer of the Day

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Kendra Wilkinson is not dead…

She’s actually a trendsetter, in part because she had a Sugar Daddy before it was mainstream and everyone was doing it out in the open. In part because her husband cheated on her with a tranny – back when trannies were limited to being barely human sex workers…unlike today…when they can be anyone….and most importantly…she released a sex tape that she shot with her Down’s Syndrome Boyfriend that was 20 years old at the time….riding old slut content to carry her current slut…and here sh is now…playing soccer…cuz I guess she’s into soccer maybe it was her small town suburban passion like so many white girls growing up around america…before realizing soccer is gay and sex work is a better angle.

Who cares.

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2019

24

Jul

Murderer Rebecca Gayheart Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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Rebecca Gayheart’s claim to fame is that she ran down some poor Mexican kid while on her cellphone, probably a really important call with her agent or her husband she produced coke fuel lesbian threesome sex tapes that got removed from the internet….

She killed a fucking kid….and was zero fucking phased by it…instead of doing the time or admitting that she done fucked up, she faught it, proved the kid was at fault. It was pre-distracted driving laws – but still.

Boldly showing up at events…and working in movies and doing that whole thing…while little Pablo Escobar Rodriguez Paco is 6 feet under.

I wonder if she even bothered giving the mom a cash payout to say “it may not be your kid back, but it’s a million dollars and you have 9 other kids, so whatever”…..you know to appease her guilt…but the truth is she probably didn’t have any guilt after she got off and could play victim for her press tours…

Now, at 65 years old…she’s still living….at events…in slutty dresses!!

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2019

24

Jul

Rita Ora Topless of the Day

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RITA ORA is in some dramatic and therefore lame as fuck topless photo where you can’t even see full tit despite us having already seen her full tit making me question why she wouldn’t just pull out her full tit.

Is she more subtle now? More classy? Has she made it on the charts and thus thinks she’s too high profile to pull her tits out?

Is this her cocktease or high concept artistry? Nipple-less.

Seems pretty dumb.

Cuz it is.

A diversion from the fact that she’s stealing all your American jobs.

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2019

24

Jul

Charli XCX Tits of the Day

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Charli XCX is not hot in any way….

She’s also not talented. Her music that is basically non existent in the music industry, an industry filled with shit music, just not Charli XCX shit music…but she’s on a mission to get out there using her tits and we can’t hate her for that. It’s just been a long run…she’s been at it forever…doing the Rita Ora immigrant making it in America and putting herself out there as hard as she can….

But the reality is, I’ve seen her perform at some party once, and she’s got zero stage presence, no one gave a fuck, she just sucks…but thanks to social media she’s able to tell a totally different story…with the tits.

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