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2019

23

Jul

Charisma Carpenter Hard Nipples of the Day

People, not many people, but people…are very into Charisma Carpenter.

Forgotten from the days of Buffy even after doing Playboy when it mattered, always an exhibitionist, continuing it into her old age…not a terrible thing, not a great thing either, but a thing I’ll stare at cuz I love sluts…

When finding out that the only people who visit the site are in their 40s yesterday, I decided to only give you bitches you jerked off to in the past.

I am the TURNER CLASSIC MOVIE of the internet….only with new slutty content, and without Ted Turner’s billions of dollars, or Jane Fonda pussy juice scars on my dick.

Right. Totally..

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2019

23

Jul

Eliza Dushku Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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Remember Eliza Dushku?

She is pregnant at 100 fucking years old.

The one good thing about this site is that we’ve all got old as fuck together, which mans all you 45 year old fucks will remember Eliza Dushku for being the hot chick in all those popular teen movies before the internet created social media and we had no need to watch shit comedies that were formulaic and dumb for the tits…we could just scroll feeds and leave comments directly on the girl you want to fuck with hopes of not getting deleted…

With that advancement, Dushku’s career went to shit and ran back to Boston where she went back to school and laid out her new life….where I guess she has guys cum in her…thinking at 40 she can’t get pregnant….even though I guess you can…

I figure I should post this, since no one else gives a fuck about Dushku.

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2019

23

Jul

Camila Cabello Erotica of the Day

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Camila Cabello is the new Selena Gomez…at least she is trying to be..

I don’t know what these slutty pics of her are for….I am not going to bother googling that…I am more into spreading the good word of the lord and by lord I mean pop culture…America’s real church…and only religion…

I do know that Camila Camila Cabello is some Cuban girl who made it in America, unlike her cousin ELIAN GONZALEZ …who America put back on the raft he drifted in on….to return him FIDEL…RIP.

This girl is living the American dream, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…who are sick, fat and lazy from all the junk food and crippling debt.

It’d be a more interesting story if her career wasn’t that of a pop star in a slutty group, turned solo performer, like Nicole Scherzinger…and every Spice Girl except POSH….you know more of a sex worker dying in an alley like a statistic….or maybe just her sucking dick for rent money..

But instead she could sing, started to sing and now sings….

The only interesting angle on her is that her boyfriend, PORTUGUESE SHAWN MENDES, is a queer…so if they do fuck..it’s in her butt…cuz if it was in the pussy hole she’d have a bunch of kids by now cuz Cubans are fertile….solid breeders…

That’s all I got on this one.

Here she is in Miami living her latina life

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Posted in:Camila Cabello|SFW

2019

23

Jul

Dora Madison Burge Panties of the Day

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I still don’t know who Dora Madison Burge but by the looks of her, she’d be something worthy of burying your face in and binging and purging off the shit…literally…

ALl these girls on the internet doing shit in their underwear….is weird when you are old enough to remember when girls would freak out if you saw them in a bra…hell when I was in High School girls would be humilated if you saw the top of their underwear and teased them about it…or even a bra strap…a FUCKING bra strap and now all girls, not just starved for attention Dora Madison Burge girls, are doing fucking YOGA in their underwear…for everyone to see the period stains if they have a keen enough eye…and that’s just nutty.

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2019

22

Jul

Bella Thorne Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Bella Thorne looks like she smells like shit. She’s a greasy and disgusting Disney kid with a social media feed, who is so dialled into popculture, because she is popculture.

I would say she’s likely the most influential person on social media besides the Kardashians, and she is equally if not more Vulgar than them, and we’ve seen them get fucked up the ass….

People confuse her cries for attention, her rebelling on the internet with slutty content, her details of her sex life, horniness, etc as being open and honest and empowered, when really it is just clickbait…she is clickbait…and in this era…clickbait is about the depth we all expect cuz we are fucking busy…

Here are some olives:

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2019

22

Jul

Courteney Cox Bikini of the Day

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Courteney Cox doesn’t realize it is no longer 1995 and she is no longer on Friends….and it’s not entirely her fault, that “property” or whatever the studios call the shows they own, is still fucking earning.

This bitch was getting paid stupid money 20 years ago to be on a stupid show that went fucking viral cuz TV wasn’t fully flooded with Cable channels and the three networks still maintained their power and control…

And she is STILL getting paid stupid money….Netflix bought the rights to the show for 100 million dollars and each cast member STILL makes 20 million a year thanks to Re_runs….so of course bitch is still living the glory days, she’s getting paid like it’s still the glory days…plus with all that money comes cosmetic procedures and the skeleton of 20 years ago is the skeleton of now…Same Same shit.

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2019

22

Jul

Elle Fanning Bikini of the Day

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Elle Fanning is creepy….

She’s like the bench warming child her parents had in thee event that Dakota bitch had a fucking meltdown after realizing she was whored out by her parents at a young age…She was insurance.

You know the back-up dancing, the string player, the shadow or understudy, the one who was never supposed to get the glory, unless the other one fell apart…but luckily for her, the other one was pretty consistent…and this one got into acting at a more normal age…but has still be raised weird and coddled like the least favorite child she is….

She’s out here in a bikini on vacation cuz actors work 10 percent of the time and make thousands of times more money than you idiot slaves…especially when they were raised by parents who already set up this acting thing for their other child, paving the way for this one to just cruise…tits out on a cruise ship….literally.

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2019

22

Jul

Instathot of the Day

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This is what Instagram is..

Think of that when your stock broker tells you to buy shares in it…

Not that you have a stock broker, you’re more the kind of guy who is too broke….because you spend your life looking at nudes on instagram….

Or when Facebook pretends they aren’t a porn site.

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2019

22

Jul

Julianne Hough Public Urination of the Day

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Clearly the Mormon community has not taught their daughter JULIANNE HOUGH about Modest being the Hottest, because she’s pissing in public like a fucking golden retriever….

Julianne Hough is a camping Mormon, who I guess is trying to reconnect with her people, as they used to go on missions during the herding season like it was Broke Back Mountain…

But then again, she denounced the Mormon Church after her Mormon advisers sent her to Europe to train as a dancer with her brother husband and her brother husband and her were sexually molested…

I guess she’s healed since then, through sex with Ryan Seacrest and finding her celebrity, because here she is confidently letting people watch her shitting on camp, pretending she’s peeing on camp….as she uploaded this fetish shit herself….

Once sexualized, always sexualized, but I guess she’s slowly getting weirder..

One of my favorite things on instagram is Mormon Memes…

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2019

22

Jul

Jasmine Tookes Bikini of the Day

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Jasmine Tookes is in bikini Catalog pics…

Bikini Catalog pics have no soul..they are empty, they aren’t hot, they are designed to sell shitty product to people who aren’t me…as I am only here for the tits…Tits that are photoshopped in the worst way for the catalog pics…when really I’ll I’m into is a butt shot over the shoulder selfies every girl at a pool was posting during this past weekend’s HEAT DOME.

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