2019
22
Jul
Brittany Snow is still around and using her tits in a bikini for attention…
The worst thing about Brittany Snow is she runs an anti bullying campaign, and I believe in bullying to toughen up all you pussies and the fighting of bullying will be the fall of man…
The other worst thing about her… Pitch Perfect.
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Posted in:Brittany Snow|SFW
2019
22
Jul
Homewrecker LeAnn Rimes the homewrecking whore – is showing off her big bolt on tits…like a homewrecking whore would do – I feel like it is ultimately the dude’s responsibility to not fuck over his wife for a set of famous country singer fake tits – but if you’re the girl being incessant and coming on hard – planting ideas in his head – getting him excited like the temptress you are – you’re as fucking evil as the husband. It takes two to tango or some shit.
That said, LeeAnn Rimes is a country singer, and country fans are so fucking loyal, they are God’s people and trained to forgive, so to be a famous singer, you’re best off being a Country singer because the fans will support you when you stray from the message of the Good Lord…they’ll always welcome you back in…and they will always buy your CDs cuz they don’t understand technology and still use CDs…silly Country Folks…and their simple minds.
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Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW
2019
22
Jul
I am such a huge fan of Maria Menounos and her Greek anal loving ways that I had no idea she had a brain tumor removed….
It happened in 2017, but she’s still talking about it, work every angle you got…
It wasn’t a real cancerous brain tumor that you’d expect a person who talks about brain tumors to help elevate their careers or position as a brain tumor influencer…but she still had it ripped out of her brain…and that’s fucking weird….and makes us all think “Maybe we all have brain tumors too we just aren’t fancy motherfuckers with doctors and CT scans”…
In other Maria Menounos news, the entertainment news host who quit to start her own thing, who you can tell had bigger dreams for herself, but has done ok hosting gossip and finding a rich husband, just won Celebrity Family Feud….cuz if you tell people you’re a celeb enough, they’ll believe you.
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Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW
2019
22
Jul
Could Caroline Vreeland have tried to tie that bikini any tighter? Why does this look make me think of the butcher shop when they wrap the meat up in twine to hold all the fat together?
She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixture in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive fat tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now runs around with bloggers to fashion events, and still hasn’t made it.
She’s the OG influencer age, probably 30 now, who started in 2013 and still hasn’t made it.
She’s got a weird fucking body, but focus on how top heavy she is, cuz the rest of her, even with cosmetic injections is far less appealing.
It’s always funny to see someone, especially with fat tits, trying so hard to make it, not really make it to where they think they should make it, cuz even big tits don’t get hits anymore. Too much competition…but I am sure eher life is better than yours and that is what really matters.
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Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW
2019
19
Jul
Paige VanZant is fucking awesome….
She is an ass kicker, strong fucking bitch who can kill me, which is hot in and of itself, but there’s something sweet and cute about her..
So I am all for her working the instagram feed the way she should…in provocative poses, teasing us, because when a woman is an athlete, with credibility, her being slutty on the instagram is clearly just for fun, it’s not a huge part of her job, and that makes it more sincere, lest forced, and hot.
She’s just out here doing this cuz she likes it, cuz she can, and if you don’t like it, she’ll just choke you the fuck out….
I do not watch the UFC. I don’t do marital arts or appreciate the skill. The idea of man on man in underwear grinding down is a little too fucking queer for me. But when they throw in girls to catfight, shit is like an old fashioned JELLO wrestle and there’s nothing but good in that…so despite hating UFC and the queerity it brings out in men…I like the idea of girls fighting to the death in cages cuz it’s hot…throw in some lingerie…..and it’s hotter.
What I am trying to say, but failing thanks to lack of communication skills, is that Paige VanZant is awesome and I am a fan. It doesn’t happen often. But it happened right here.
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Posted in:Paige VanZant|SFW
2019
19
Jul
Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s 22 year old daughter and she’s being all playful and half naked on the internet as all girls do. So thanks to Madonna diluting her genes with her hispanic lover at the time, she’s turned out to be kind of hot, despite looking like she’s pretty hairy….cuz I love bush…
I wonder (barely) how fucked up growing up as Madonna’s kid would be….you know with a narcissistic as fuck mom with an insane amount of money and access…it would be impossible for her to be well-rounded or normal in any fucking way – and impossible for her to not be ridiculously spoiled or entitled…never needing to work, always living in the shadow of her mom….but who cares…
I think it is collectively more important to look at her young enough body being slutty.
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Posted in:Lourdes Leon|SFW
2019
19
Jul
Laetitia Casta is some French model from French France….who must be old as fuck by now…
In the 90s, she was one of the first girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites….before blogs like this very important life project of mine that has dominated my last 15 years were a thing…these weirdo thumbnail gallery posts or TPGs were where you’d go for the porn. They’d basically be a page of pics, you’d click the one you liked, and you’d end up on some sales page for a porn affiliate….but there would be a gallery of the tits. Some of these were celeb themed and I guess Latitia was one of the popular ones because she’d have galleries. She had massive tits….her tits pics were everywhere…in an era when tit pics weren’t everywhere…so it meant something. It was special.
I don’t know why I went to the model/celeb nudes by default, maybe I’ve just always hated or been turned off by public whores / sluts / sex workers and like my nudity to come from an “artistic” place…like she was a model or actress and getting naked was for the job, and it left mystery and imagination, had some class or substance…while porn was just graphic shit that reminded me of an all you can eat buffet…just average women doing vulgar things cuz they had to pay the rent…while celeb and model shit was vetted, more prestigious, less trashy and disgusting and still naked…
So her and I go way back…she’s like my old mistress who doesn’t know I exist because the closest I’ve got to her was jerking off to a picture of her….and I don’t think she got that notice from my FBI agent watching me jerk off to her and trying to exploit that video to send to my contacts. It was a simpler time back then.
Not that I like talking about jerking off to slow loading tit pics on dial up in the 90s…I actually hate when dudes talk about jerking off, it’s so queer and basic and awkward. Keep it to your damn self…but it was important for the sake of this story….to remind her and myself that I have some sort of connection with her tits….it is her legacy…and a reminder that I’ve been doing this shit WAY too long and I’m not a dot com billionaire from it…oops….too much jacking off.
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Posted in:Laetitia Casta|SFW
2019
19
Jul
Kylie Jenner and the new rendition of her body, which is hilarious when you contrast it to her original look and original shape, which I guess is a trend that can be said in the family of these plastic surgery loving trash, that America seems to hold in esteem, like some kind of Royal Family, when all they are doing is trying to sell you shit you don’t need, shamelessly…when they aren’t selling you themselves shamelessly…it’s pretty fucking gross….because Bruce Jenner before and after pics are hilarious to me…and whatever billionaire Kylie does, or how silly she looks, or how weird her doughy body is, is impressive after being raised by a freakshow in a freakshow family, statistically, you’d assume that she would have died from the OPIATE crisis already but instead she still delivers the dog shit that is her half naked, avon lady, self….
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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW
2019
19
Jul
JoJo..not the kid one you pedo….creep…how’s that Disney Subscription working out for you? Excited about their big App Launch? Fuck Netflix right…those fuckers have peaked, let’s give our money back to the even entertainment industry conglomerates we are used to giving our money to…the same ones who are responsible for the success of this JOJO….who is forced to be pantsless on the internet to remind you idiots she exists.
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Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW
2019
19
Jul
Inbar Lavi I don’t know who you are.
I know you’re an Israeli…but that’s as far as I’ve gone…
I was going to go into how hot Israeli girls are as a general theme because they all join the IDF and learn how to kill…but the truth is that not all Israeli girls are hot….and this one skipped out on the IDF at 18 training to move to NYC to become an actor….living your American dream, stealing your american jobs, getting cast on MTV shows, Fox shows, something called LUCIFER…something called Imposters…all while remaining not all that famous….so I guess she posts bikini pics at 32 years old to offset that.
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Posted in:Inbar Lavi|SFW