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2019

09

Jul

Charlotte Lawrence Slutty Bikini of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence is some random model I follow on Social media, who I didn’t realize I follow on Social Media, because I follow 7500 models and sluts posting slutty content on their social media for me to either try to jerk off to – or to get horny over – so that when I leave the house I can sexualize girls proper…since they are all sexualizing themselves while pretending they aren’t…

She’s in a bikini, she’s got a hot skinny body and some tits. She may or may not be related to Jennifer Lawrence, or Joey Lawrence, or even Martin Lawrence….but none of that matters because she is half naked.

I like to think of myself as a slut profiler, you know similar to how cops racial profile, with their “if he’s black he must be a criminal” approach to life. Just riding on the averages or whatever and being right most of the time baseed on those averages. It is a probability game.

Only I do the same with girls on the internet….and in life…whether they have half naked pics or not. I just assume by looking at them or their pics that they are sluts, and for the most part I am right….probability you know.

I love sluts and it’s not a bad thing to be a slut, it’s empowering. It’s not like calling an Arab dude who has lived in American for 3 generations and loves America a terrorist harboring terrorism….but rather a positive thing….but for some reason the girls I call sluts, or identify as sluts, who are usually sluts, which makes them awesome for our needs, hate being called sluts…unless it’s at some werid feminist rally they all come together to celebrate having a period in which they try to take ownership of the word slut by crying things like “stop slut shaming”….even if being a slut should come with some level of shame…I mean you’re fucking all the dicks like an out of control addict and it doesn’t take much skill to get all the dicks to fuck you….but it doesn’t mean you aren’t welcome to the party….you hole is NEEDED at the party…

Point being…hot bikini pics..

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2019

09

Jul

Nikki Reed Upskirt of the Day

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Nikki Reed is flashing her ass, I am not sure if has anything to do with her endorsing Senator Bernie Sanders for President in the 2016 U.S. presidential election….you know in a hippie flashing her ass as a fuck you to all you AMERICANS who believe in AMERICAN values…but I like to make it about that.

If you’re asking yourself who Nikki Reed is, because you don’t recognize her ass, she wrote the movie 13….a movie you jacked off to cuz you’re a pervert but she is not longer 13….she’s like 40….but still acting like she’s 13….as she flashes her panty wearing ass…..in a way you wish all 13 year olds did….you EPSTEIN FUCK…

She is married and has a kid with Ian Somerhalder….whoever that is…and the whole thing is just so exciting I can’t contain myself.

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2019

09

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Wet Bikini of the Day

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I just checked Nina Agdal’s Instagram because I heavily dislike her and think she’s a fucking scam of a model, with nothing hot about her….

And as it turns out she is in some weird 30 year old trying to be an influencer and targe women because that is where the ad dollars are….prostitute…

She wrote a massive caption on a workout video that was zero hot, clearly targeting women, about being empowered to not workout for 5 days, so that you can come back and hop in and take it step by step as some key to happiness.

What she neglected to write is that her key to happiness is finding a rich guy after being a whore on the social media and with the help of a media partner like Sports Illustrated, to become a bigger name or ego, so that when she gets with these rich guys she can with confidence try to convince them that she’s famous, successful, or whatever, but I highly doubt she’s made that much money….and everything she has done has been due to rich dick…which I guess makes her a sex worker…I mean retard looking sex workers is a thing….people will pay for anything…

All this to say, garbage.

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2019

09

Jul

Kendall Jenner Lost her Tits of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is doing that Bikini Slut hustle, while rocking a set of Deflated Tits in what we can assume is a Plot Twist and Kendall is transitioning to become a boy….in this world where everyone is a trans and this Jenner has been rumored to be a lesbian for a long fucking time….or maybe she stopped taking the pill now that she just rubs cunt with other cunt…or maybe she stopped getting whatever cosmetic treatment she got to get fuller tits…cuz all these bitches are as fake as the instagram filter they are using…but they do earn lots of money, get to live out their silly dreams of being a “model”…as if that is a dream to have you vapid narcissistic rich vain fuck….all while trolling everyone around who suck their dick like it was BRUCE’s and they bought it on EBAY.

The good news is…she’s still skinny and worth looking at in a bikini, deflated tits or not….I’m more about skinny with a fat ass….than a fat girl with fat tits…that’s been a consistent theme in my life…even if I am the kind of guy who only ends up with the fat as fuck girl with no tits….you know freakish in all the worst ways….but we take what we get…we can’t all be Kardashian / Jenners…and I am sure other than the money and access, no one would really want to be them, except maybe the millions of fans who emulate them daily on ‘The Gram”…despite them being garbage.

Who knows.

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2019

08

Jul

Sarah Jessica Parker Bathing Suit of the Day

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As much of a horse face, now an aged horse face as Sarah Jessica Parker, the busty woman on a tiny frame who married a homosexual…..is…..

And as much as she’s ruined a generation of women to be empowered and sleep around while focusing on designer clothes and their career like they were a bunch of gay party boys…

You gotta appreciate that she’s wearing an age appropriate bathing suit…

She’s got a body to support a bikini, not too much damage here, many girls 1/4 of her age have worse bodies and are sprawled out naked on the internet…yet she comes in knowing she’s old as fuck and this is the better, classier approach to paparazzi pics…

She’s been in the game forever, I’ve seen her early work as a teen…and I guess thanks to that…she gets it..

Or maybe she just knows old ladies don’t have sex appeal, the only people who fuck them are weirdos who work at the old folks home who administer a little too much medication on nights they are horny…which is niche…so keep the slutty and flirtations to that target audience an give the rest of us some modesty.

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2019

08

Jul

Rita Ora Naked of the Day

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Rita Ora is really developing nicely as a public figure. She’s been working so hard at this for so long…that finally she understands that if you give the public the tits, like she gave all the DJs and Producers the tits and they made her hit songs….why not give the audience some tit and maybe they will show a similar loyalty and fuck yeah we will…we can appreciate the tits, why not throw some ass in there too, while ignoring her shit music….it’s a skill.

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2019

08

Jul

Maya Hawke Love Magazine of the Day

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MAYA HAWKE is a reminder that Ethan Hawke has cum inside Uma Thurman at least once…and that beautiful, almost homosexual cuz Uma Thurman is like a man…a man that created this spoiled, entitled rich kid who I guess is trying to be a hip and cool model or actress on social media…doing some press which I am sure is very hard for her thanks to her big Uma tits, without the big UMA everything else cuz Uma is big….but more importantly…her big Uma trust fund and big Uma connections.

I do like Ethan Hawke as an actor, so staring at his daughters tits, makes her tits more important than other tits that lack that Hollywood association…so I get why the kids of the rich and famous…get where they get doing pretty simplistic things..

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2019

08

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

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Lindsay Vonn taking a break from riding black dick to let you know how much she loves America…despite her black dick being Canadian…

You know she means it, cuz her bikini is a USA flag…it can’t be shameless cries for attention knowing that her fan base is excited by the flag, I mean she’s an Olympian, that’s the biggest thing she’s done…representing team USA…not wearing an American Flag bikini would be a crime…as would her romantic relationship if she was in the deep south in thee 60s…but now…is fair game of fill that blonde with the hight pain threshold, who is both strong and thick girl and capable to be stretched the fuck out until she can’t take anymore…which apparently hasn’t happened yet….

You know when you look at a girl and you can tell she’s been fisted, or is capable of being fisted….it’s just a sort of feeling you get when you meet them….well that’s Lindsey Vonn in a nutshell and by nutshell I mean American flag bikini…the ultimate in paying respect to your country on July 4th.

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2019

08

Jul

Bella Thorne Spread Pussy of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a slimy looking rich kid from Disney, who has turned her life around to become an “entity” in and of herself…thanks to Disney signing her up, promoting her to all the perverts into Disney as they do, that Minnie Mouse bitch, what a whore in that provocative outfit…

So, thanks to social media, she’s not a personality, outside of her life changing roles, and a lot of her personality is being loud and annoying, because that’s how you get noticed, that energy that kills in auditions, the other part of it is getting fake tits and showing them off without doing straight up porn, cuz that forces you out of the mainstream pay checks, and into the porn / cam girl / patreon world…when the real money is in the mainstream…so keep talking to people about being slutty…and be slutty…but don’t masturbate on instagram…just pretend to…in a rub my pussy / lick my fingers that is going on right here…

Keep your slutty strategic girls…

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2019

08

Jul

Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position of the Day

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Michelle Monaghan….

I never watched Lost…so this lost in the wilderness in a bathing suit with no beach…just for the sake of being in a bathing suit for social media….does nothing for me…

But I do this for you man…and I know you committed to that show like so many people did and this was the hot chick on the show…which is the key to success of any show….you need the hot chicks…and even when they aren’t hot…if they are the only girl on the show they slowly become the hot chick of the show…since we are all perverts and sexualize everyone…and everything…

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