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2019

08

Jul

Sarah Hyland Pussy From the Back of the Day

Sarah Hyland is staying relevant by posting a sheer dress in the sunlight…all backlit and high concept. Not bad for a rich dying girl with a genetic disease that has given her more than one Kidney like she was Stevie Wonder…

I guess when you spend your days on social media, noticing hot girls doing half naked shit and getting attention for it, it’s only a matter of time before they end up trying it out themselves, especially when they are celebs who love attention and who spend their lives fighting to get in front of people, when all they need to do is this kind of content…slutty always wins, even with the weirdos who have spent their lives on TV making millions…what they want is what all the insta THOTS got…and it’s pretty easy to get….just get NUDE or “nude-ish”…

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2019

08

Jul

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pussy Print of the Day

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Sarah Michelle Gellar getting slutty on Instagram…because that is what women seem to be coded to do, not just on instagram but in all aspects of their life, it is how they get ahead, even when they pretend it’s not, and I think that it is a glorious thing, at least when the women doing it aren’t fat…even though nowadays fat girls are using their sex appeal to perverts and fetishists alike to get what they want out of men…and I guess so are old moms, like Sarah Michelle Gellar…BUFFY to you fan boy nerd fucks who are still around from that era cuz you’re too scared to kill yourself like you probably should…

I figure at any age, a slutty pic for likes to feel more desired or validated is perfectly socially acceptable behavior…if you’re skinny enough and Sarah Michelle Gellar or SMG as she prefers to be called is pulling it off….despite all the odds being against her…and by all odds, I mean no odds, she’s old but she’s also rich and famous…so she can overcome.

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2019

08

Jul

Shay Mitchell Pregnancy of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a pretty clever rich kid who got into acting thanks to being a rich kid. First she made it from her mansion in West Vancouver…a rich neighborhood…to Toronto…where she got cast in Degrassi….where she may or may not have had sex with Drake….then she moved onto Hollywood, leaving Canada behind as these people do once they officially make it in the big leagues of America…which Pretty Little Liars was….and sh was able to build out and grow a massive social media reach because of it..

In being enterprising or current or smart she decided that was a good thing to focus on in her acting downtime, becoming an “Influencer” means controlling her content and imag whil getting all kinds of money for brand deals..all while going on all kinds of epic trips because that is what these people do…

So she does well for herself, and is now knocked up by another Canadian who used to be a VJ on Much Music…because I guess she had a childhood crush on him, or maybe Canadians in America stick together….or maybe this is just how love and building families work…I don’t know, I just know she’s got a nice tan in her bikini and despite finding pregnancy gross, I like what it does to tits, before the breast feeding is done and the titties deflate…

Yes, my life is one big tit joke, a simplistic tit joke no on laughs at.

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2019

08

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is hot…or the hottest young starlet out there right now thanks to her new show…and by hottest I mean sh’s got huge fucking tits on her small frame..it’s great fun to look at…

Her show is called Euphoria…based on an Israeli show that I guess presents young people how we like to think they are…slutty on the internet, slutty in school, slutty on dating apps, slutty on the streets…everyone fucking everyone…and in last night’s episode Sydney Sweeney had an orgasm while rubbing up on a carousel at the fair…

One character on the show is trans…not Sydney Sweeney…she is not the trans girl…but there is a trans girl and I saw that people only realized last night was trans, thanks to her flashing her trans tits….so when she had her weird gay anal sex they thought she was just having regular sex…despite the penis in her panties…reminding me that people watch TV while on their phones…idiots..

Not that we care about the trans girl, and the trans girl’s surprisingly big tits for a dude….

We care about Sydney Sweeney …barely…but she’s a refreshing new set of tits from the entertainment industry, and in an era of tits everywhere, you can never have too much tit, proven by the abundance of tit Sydney Sweeney has.

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2019

05

Jul

Ariel Winter Bra Top Nipple of the Day

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Look you can see recently deflated Ariel Winter, who I assume is on the KETO diet, in a bikini top, with her deflated tits, that aren’t only deflated by the KETO diet, but also from having her tits reduced when she was 16, cuz they had a mind of their own and she had to tame them, in what I call TERRIBLE fucking body mutilation, like cut yourself, not your tits, even if your nipples are paper plate sized, it’s summer and we love paper plates…for BBQs and as nipples…

So here is some of her nipple scar tissue from being hacked off in some fucking barbaric, primitive man, torture they call COSMETIC surgery….

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2019

05

Jul

Madison Beer – Knows What Matters of the Day

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Madison Beer knows what matters when it comes to marketing her music….

Madison Beer understands what is important when it comes to pics of her…

And So Do I…. this pic / outfit / the best we’ve seen of her…and now I’m gonna drink some beer thinking about beer tits, that you’d want to fill like a beer tap, if you had what it took, like a penis.

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2019

05

Jul

Melanie Griffith Bikini Body of the Day

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Melanie Griffith….Daughter of Tippy Hedren…vagina of Don Johnson and Banderas…mom of Don Johnson…

Living the rich kid dream at 300 million years old

Bold but when shameleess you can overcome and power through half naked.

I love everything about it.

Check out the abs on this pile of slop.

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2019

05

Jul

Natalie Alyn Lind Titty Shake Watermelon Murder of the Day

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Who the fuck is Natalie Alyn Lind …and why is she making a black dude trap…

I know Racism man…it is systematic….deeply ingrained in the psyche of the American people…don’t blame me!

Blonde thick girls trying to get fucked…addicted to hip hop….as they are…doing viral summer Fourth of July videos with the titty bounce. I appreciate it.

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2019

05

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini of the Day

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I used to call Hillary Duff the Hockey Gangbang queen, because she was sturdy, strong legged and I assume that all athletes are homosexuals, otherwise they wouldn’t be so into showering together, or shoving broom handles up in each other….and that in their brotherhood they fuck each other’s women together, so that they cum….and pretend it’s not queer, but just a brotherhood without the incest…

Now she’s the set of mom tits in a bikini being inappropriate…mom of two with different dads…like a typical slut….

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2019

05

Jul

Christa B Allen Hard Nipple Watermelon Murder of the Day

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Christa B Allen is out here murdering watermelons with her hard nipples out….call the police…cuz she’s clearly trying to bait in black guys….with their favorite fruit….which isn’t racist to say, just go to the grocery store with a counter when Watermelon is on sale and tell me otherwise…

For those you don’t know….Watermelon is nature’s Viagra…and the whole new CELERY juice…so keep track of it…while staring at these tits.