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2019

04

Jun

Tits at the CFDA Fashion Awards of the Day

I don’t know if the CFDA is some Fashion AIDS event that all these people attend like AIDS is still a death sentence, or like they care about AIDS, when really they just care about being seen at luxurious events….I guess I could just google it…

As it turns out, CFDA is for emerging designers, which means it is a celebration for a bunch of self involved assholes, who can afford designer clothes, but instead get them for free….and make all their idiots fan pay for them…even though their idiot fans work as girls who get naked on instagram trying to recruit rich boyfriends….and can’t afford the nonsense….fashion industry scam…

Which I guess is still and AIDS event cuz all these people look like they have dirty unprotected sex like the heathens they are…not that AIDS is a death sentence….

Garbage people doing garbage things. Tits out.

Taylor Hill

SHAILENE WOODLEY

MARTHA HUNT

LILI REINHART

KAT GRAHAM – NOT ASHLEY GRAHAM

KAROLINA KURKOVA WITH THE DEEP PUSSY PRINT BODY SUIT

JENNIFER LOPEZ

HEIDI KLUM

GIGI HADID

EM RAT COW

BARBARA PALVIN PLUS SIZE TITS

DEVON WINDSOR SNEAKING HER WAY IN

RAT FACE BELLA HADID LOOKIN FOR THE CHEESE

THE BEST FOR LAST – ELSA HOSK NIPPLES

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2019

04

Jun

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Dyke it Down of the Day

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These Idiots back at it with the lesbian content.

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson two people who had a lot of hype, one when she was on a hit show Pretty Little Thing and the other when she was a top model, despite being short and not hot, but in the scene and used as a model, since modeling is a fucking joke, and the fashion industry and those who book models make that fucking clear to us every fucking day…

So it is only natural that two attention seekers, who loved the hype around them…so now that they fuck each other like perverts – they devote their time to getting in the press for being dykes and they probably aren’t even dykes – they just like the storyline the media runs with and feeding it because it means they are talked about….

These people…all assholes who believe their own hype…

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|Cara Delevingne|SFW

2019

04

Jun

Slutty Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid who may be a man, or just a trans face, a rich kid with a budget to make herself look better than she looked naturally, which is pretty shit, since this is an instagram generation of everyone in the spotlight, even no names, and those who don’t deserve it, but have a name cuz they were lucky enough to have a sister who was friends with the Kardashians and a dad who fucked models, like the sugar daddy he is, and wanted to invest in his daughter to be in that scene, ideally the top of the scene, to help im fuck models….cuz they are rich people and their egos fuel them….and they know anything can be bought….

I do know people who find her and her muppet face hot, which always confuses me.

Here she is at the CFDA Fashion Awards looking for the cheese table..

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2019

04

Jun

Sophie Turner See Through of the Day

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Oh God…

Thank god for the see through dress with nipples cuz Sophie Turner’s got an ass face.

That’s all I have to say about that.

You see I don’t watch Game of Thrones with Wizards and Dragons so I have nothing more on this, no emotional connection, just straight up looking at her face for what it is….a Jonas Brother cum dumpster.

I don’t use the word cum dumpster enough….

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Here’s her sister in law – Priyanka Chopra – showing upper thigh…

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Turner

2019

04

Jun

Top 10 Bikini Sluts of the Day

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The main thing I’ve learned from instagram is that it is too fucking easy for sluts to get noticed, they just get half naked…

The other thing I’ve learned from instagram is that girls have really silly looking bodies, whether it is a facetune / photoshop app filter where they make the ass bigger and clown-like, the waist skinnier, the tits bigger…or it is plastic surgery or medical spa injections…it’s out there…like it’s own brand of what is hot….every day girls…looking like some weirdo fucking fetish model…

Pretty confusing times, but here’s a bunch of no names, without their names, to show you that it’s not just celebs and INFLUENCERs trying to famous or INFLUENCERS..it’s every bitch with a set of tits and an ass she wants seen…which happens to be ALL chicks.

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Posted in:Feature|SFW|Top 10

2019

04

Jun

Lottie Moss for Some Event Looking Classy of the Day

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Who knew – Kate Moss’ sister was such a pornstar looking bitch….

And in an era where there are NO MORE pornstars….what’s that all about…

Oh Right, Social Media…and the migration of women everywhere to be a variation of a Kardashian…with their muppet faces, fake asses and tits splayed out all over the place.

Why bother trying to be a respected and legitimate human…when you can just ride your half sister’s name and matter…it’s the new generation of DIY, or ride your name, doesn’t matter, if you have enough followers…you get paid….much more that the street walker she looks like.

Good news that HUMANITY may end in 2050 according to the media…

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Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2019

04

Jun

Ariel Winter Scaring Me of the Day

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Here is Ariel Winter showing you the secret to her weight loss, that hasn’t made her hot, it’s just made her hotter than the troll that she has always been…and it is speed. She is a Speed Demon…the secret to her weightloss success is the good old fashion mom in the 50s diet pill that is basically just speed….

Thanks for the health tip, she shoulda wrote an ebook / cookbook/ online course for the shit.

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2019

03

Jun

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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I was talking to some dude who is trying to start a lingerie company the other day – as I do – and he told me that these instagram lingerie brands are the best scam out there because lingerie sells in huge numbers….

Not to mention, lingerie sells for so much and the margins are like 95 percent because idiots are willing to pay the inflated prices to look hot..

So building a lingerie brand is the business of fucking champions, the best scam out there, PANTY gold…lace and sheer panty gold…

I guess it is because there are so many whores on instagram who need outfits to wear, cuz you can’t wear the same lingerie twice….and their sugar daddies and financiers just pay up…

Which is probably why the superstar, now big girl, busty girl, always a naughty girl, Rihanna, straight from the ISLANDS sex working, via a huge pop music career, is out there selling panties..and not her panties like other sluts do….but a panty brand that I am sure makes stupid fucking money….and all she has to do is pose it in cuz that’s how you get idiots to buy in…

I am not hating this, Rihanna, even big Rihanna is hot to me….

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2019

03

Jun

Sofia Richie Slutty of the Day

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Sofia Richie being slutty in a bikini for attention, because she’s a rich kid who has spent her college years not in college, but instead building a social media presence like it matters, cuz it does matter to her generation, so she did it on the back, or really on her back for a Kardashian cast member who played the dad to one of their set of kids….

She is Lionel’s Real Daughter…who can probably do no wrong to him…because he’s too busy to notice…or because his sperm made her and all these narcissists love their offsping….not the band the Offspring…but kids their dicks created in groupie sluts they should have pulled out with.

So she gets what she wants, she’s spoiled, she gets her best life, becasue she has all the resources in the world, I mean he’s Lionel Richie, so rich and famous – his kid doesn’t have to work…and she doesn’t.

She just travels around with her Kardashian, makes money by extension I guess…big social media…and that may be the disgusting thing about her on her permanent vacation, but what else should she be doing…I mean it sounds fun to me…and the bikini pics aren’t bad to stare at…not bad at all.

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2019

03

Jun

Noah Cyrus Topless of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is the victim of being the ugly sister, the muppet looking chubby weird tit sister to a huge fucking star…

She’s been around Miley’s hustle, her career projectile and as her sister gets to eat off that same silver fucking spoon that has all the access needed to confuse an ugly girl into thinking she’s hot and important….but deep down knowing she’s just the sister…..

Who better than Noah Cyrus to showcase what Miley Cyrus has inspired or created as a general social norm…which is take ownership of your slutty selfies by posting them on the feed for their fans, audience, family members and dudes who went to high school with them to watch and jerk off to it…

Oh right…MILEY CYRUS is better suited for this hustle, as are all the actual hot chicks out there, but this always in the shadow bitch will always ben in the shadow, even when the tits are pulled out…

At least she’s keeping her face out of it and not looking as fat as she’s been….and remember – I am not complaining about young girls, even ugly ones getting naked…I am a fat of it…

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