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2019

03

Jun

Farrah Abraham New Face and Tits of the Day

Farrah Abraham is one of the best things to happen to pop culture, even though people don’t give a fuck about her and she barely exists, and just keeps on trying to get noticed and attention…she is still Farrah Abraham….

Which doesn’t mean much, it may not be that high profile…but she represents so much hilarious….from being a teen girl who took loads up in her as a tactic to get on TV, despite being smarter than that and well versed in anal, she just followed her fucking dream of being cast on a reality show that MTV was pretty negligent to run…

Then she decided to do a sex tape, but not a leaked sex tape, a fucking porno with a porn star….straight up anal and squirt…cuz she is a girl who got pregnant in high school…well versed in fucking…

Then there’s been a series of paparazzi clickbait, plastic surgeries to look like a muppet, all the lowest hanging attention seeking tactics…and it’s fucking perfect….Farrah Abraham is perfect…despite being prtty fucking disgusting.. there is just so much to her.

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2019

03

Jun

Alexis Ren Snake Porn of the Day

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Alexis Ren is out here with her bolt on tits, making erotica with a snake like some kind of pervert beastiality content, or maybe this is what instagram modeling has become, some weirdo Glamour modeling where they use snakes as a prop to show the people how dangerous and mysterious they are. I am terrified of snakes so I find this offensive…

She started out as a prop in some rich kid male model’s instagram feed that went viral – because they produced intense romantic softcore porn in amazing places – which I guess women loved…..

He’s moved onto new girls and is still creating trends in slutty travel and instagram content like he started by creating Alexis Ren…and it is similar to their couple goals style photo, like the softcore porn that they used to produce together, only now the girls are fully nude and the boyfriends use their hands to cover the genitals….

People are posting copycat pics of this, all over instagram, cuz they have no original thought and are all drones…

While Alexis Ren does this bullshit..

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2019

03

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Slutty Tube Top of the Day

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I had a theory that Kate Beckinsale is just a nerd troll against the nerd population, and is not actually real…

You know, that she’s just CGI, or some kind of visual effects project, like an animation…

I mean these pics are a little grainy…maybe these are from two decades ago and she built out a catalog back then and just posts old content pretending it is current….because she just doesn’t age and all girls AGE…..

Maybe any Kate Beckinsale pubic appearances are photoshopped after the face, because she’s not quite famous enough to matter or be noticed at an event…so that she can just place herself there.

It’s not like she’s in movies..so clearly she’s gotta be a myth..a fantasy…your fantasy…you pervert weirdo jerking off to a myth…

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2019

03

Jun

Ellen Page is a Topless Lesbian on Instagram of the Day

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We get it Ellen Page, you’re a topless lesbian, in a relationship, trying to make more of your celebrity from being JUNO, to spread the good word that you think needs to be spread, like your legs when smearing your cunt against your girlfriends…

It’s like this bitch has taken so much ownership on being a dyke, that she’s out here on the street corner, or internet trying to find any way she can to get people to notice her and realize she’s a dyke…

Because the world isn’t gay enough for her….I guess because she doesn’t leave the house and see every same sex couple…girls on girls, dudes on dudes, dudes who don’t look queer but like nerd videogamers out there fucking themselves and each other instead of being the lonely awkward dude who can’t get a chick…it is pretty accepted…and present and it doesn’t need ELLEN PAGE to be the voice or champion of a non existent cause…

HOWEVER…she’s an actor and actors are cunts and need to be the voice of anything they can to feel like they have purpose…it’s narcissism…weird fucking narcissism…

I don’t see how topless lesbian pics do anything but sensationalize or brag about being a lesbian which in and of itself makes it seem forced, not authentic…because it is and it’s not….

These idiots believe their own hype and build on it…just playing a part no one cast her to play…

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2019

31

May

Crazy Britney Doing Things with her Mouth that You Want her to Do to Your Dick of the Day

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Abducted in plain sight, Britney Spears is doing things with her mouth after some Therapy session cuz they have her convinced that she’s crazy and the whole thing is highly fucking erotic to us Britney Spears fan who have never given up our perversion for her…cuz we are consistent losers…

What better way to end the week of some of the most amazing content on the internet – than with this hotness…

RIGHT.

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2019

31

May

Sarah Hyland Nips of the Day

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Despite having at least two Kidney Transplants, and being all hopped up on anti organ rejection pills….

Sarah Hyland…the weird looking freak who must have a genetic disorder – hence the two new kidneys and a look of an underdeveloped fetus….

Still has nipples that get hard when the paparazzi around….

Fascinating…

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BATH TIME!

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2019

31

May

Top 10 Tits on Instagram of the Day

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TITS GET HITS BRO!

That’s all I have to say about that – you pervert fucks and your pervert content that makes pervert Zuckerberg more money by increasing the value of his stock by giving him pageviews with your nudes..

I love nudes, but remember a time when girls got paid to get naked…making it seem more premium…and now they just do it for free

What a time to be alive.

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2019

31

May

Halsey Bikini of the Day

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LOOK EVERYONE Halsey is in a bikini.

That was boring.

Because Halsey is fucking boring, the fact that she’s tried to build this bullshit storyline, that I guess has worked enough for her to exist in pop culture, is a fucking fail on society as a whole….we should be more discriminatory and we shouldn’t just let any girl who sucked a DJ’s dick in the back room of a club she was a frequent party girl at, become a pop star with songs on the radio. There should be a stricter vetting policy in place to eliminate the trash from infiltrating our fucking lives….

She just uses every angle to get noticed, from saying she was homeless and black and a drug addict….before finding fame….due to raw dick sucking talent…to whatever else….the fact the people buy into this is just representative of how bullshit pop culture is…but we already knew that – so lets look at the titties.

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2019

31

May

Belle Delphine is Amazing of the Day

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Belle Delphine is some cosplaying weirdo from the UK who went viral for making “ahegao” faces….which is apparently ANIME Orgasm faces…which is apparently one of the creepier things that people get off to….and something I’ve never quite understood because I am not a COMICON weirdo…and I’ve never quite grasped how or why people can get off to ANIME…but I have met people over the years who do just that…and there is a whole market for the shit because porn is weird, people are weird, everything is weird…

BUT this girl…is AMAZING…

HUGE FAN of whatever the fuck is going on here….

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2019

31

May

Lily Mo Sheen Topless of the Day

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[removed at the request of her team – you snooze you lose]

Slutty Lily Mo Sheen is a college girl and this is what college girls do…they pull out their tits like they are coming of age and learning about their sex appeal…at leas that’s what we tell ourselves…when we know that in this era…these kids have been having orgies since they were 12…being naked is just normal…showing genitals is the new “HIGH FIVE”….and when your mom is Kate Beckinsale, a woman who has been sexualizing herself to nerds publicly for a LONG TIME>..you just kind of inherit those traits…and its fun…

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