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2019

30

May

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Sweat of the Day

Jennifer Lopez….or as I like to call her – Soggy bottom boy – is like most menopausal women, at least from what I’ve learned watching Whoopie Goldberg on the View, which involves losing control of their bladders, peeing themselves when they laugh, that kind of thing….incontinence but not willing to wear one of those pee pads they advertise on TV cuz it will make her cunt look weird in her spandex….

In denial about getting old, willing to walk around like she pissed herself to continue that denial…or maybe she’s got some kind of infection…from all the years of being banged out…and is not her pissing herself at all.

Or maybe A-Rod busts in her so hard and so much cuz she’s a pervert tyrant slut who needs her pussy filled to decompress and it’s just pouring out of her…

Or maybe it’s just good old fashioned pussy sweat…from a hot day, or in J.Lo’s case, maybe it’s just ass sweat, cuz her ass is so big, and has extra sweat glands to keep her lubricated enough for anal sex….

Either way…I bet you’d like to drink a cup of it….cuz it’s full of stem cells and other things she’s been eating to stay youthful to make more money despite being old and having enough money…

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2019

30

May

Romee Strijd Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd is hot

Romee Strijd may have a stupid name…but she’s hot….and hot gets you what you want out of life…

She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck because he’s a homo.

She may be a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, because that is what they consider to be legit modeling, even if it is just promo modeling for a mall brand that is an evil corporation that sells Chinese sweatshop made garbage to the people at inflated prices……so they can afford to keep their roster of sluts that people think are important models…

She is unlike all the other models, which is pretty much every single girl in the world with an instagram, doing silly poses for the camera….because of VS…

So her bikini selfies are by default more IMPORTANT than you peasants….

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2019

30

May

Top 10 Naked Girls on Instagram of the Day

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Here are 10 girls who got naked on Instagram – because they are artists and getting naked is their art….and instagram respects artists….especially nude artists…because it is empowering, feminist, and accounts for 80 percent of their pageviews – so find clever ways to keep it up and running…intellectualize it….we need to keep this porn coming so that people on instagram keep coming in more ways than just BACK TO THE SITE…if you know what I mean…

It’s a nice reminder that the world is a bunch of fucking perverts….

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2019

30

May

Tallulah Willis Tit of the Day

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Talula Willis at it again, remember her pussy dance?

She’s one of the hipster daughters of Demi and Bruce – who isn’t RUMER Willis….

She normally poses naked with her sister SCOUT, but I guess SCOUT was busy spending her allowance shopping that day…

Tallula Willis and Scout Willis have figured out a hook to get people talking about them, or at least to fuck with the media who pay attention them – by getting naked together – which in their Hippie upbringing wasn’t a big deal…..not that they are actual hippies..they are rich as fuck, raised rich as fuck, but for some reason think they are down to earth..

Maybe it’s thanks to the way their stepfather Ashton Kutcher – the girlfriend killer usd to tuck them in at night….

Or maybe it’s just a who gives a fuck we’re rich attitude….who know they only matter cuz of their parents and who play it up accordingly…

I don’t have the answers – but what I do know is that I’ve spent far too much time talking about Tallulah Willis…it’s just a fucking selfie and it’s not nearly hot enough to jack off to.

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2019

30

May

Britney Spears Slutty of the Day

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Britney Spears trying to prove she is in control of her own life..through slutty instagram content that I am going to assume was shot months ago as filler content for when they have her locked in a cage in a padded room – decompressing or being brain washed and hyped into doing another world tour or Vegas residency for her family to take all the money from….

She’s a white trash, sold by her parents to the farmer down the street when she was 14, only the farmer down the street happened to be the entertainment industry….

She’s been publicly abducted in plain site for the last decade or so – thanks to the K-Fed head shaving experience, so bitch can’t make any decisions on her own…everything runs through her dad…and the public just stood by and watched and danced along to Hit Me Baby One More Time….despite the cries for help…

But now she’s back, or pretending to be back with slutty content and since she’s still fucking hot, I have a thing for the imprisoned types….it just makes her that much better.

Britney Forever!

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2019

30

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is so damn ugly…

So here’s some pics of her vagina eating her pants, cuz as a people, or maybe it’s as a collective of perverts, we like seeing vaginas eating pants….the pussy definition, especially on girls who aren’t moms yet and who only have banged out pussies from the execs at Disney who put her on the map, are far less of a scary thing…than Ashley Tisdale’s face…

I used to do a series of posts when she was on High School Musical..where I would basically say “yep, still ugly”…and then the whole nose job thing happened, and she looked even worse, all while Disney positioned her as hot…

I figure nostalgia is in, I can’t believe I’m on my 15th year of blogging tits, with nothing to show for it…so we’ll do an UGLY WATCH continues for old times.

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2019

30

May

Gabrielle Union in a Bikini of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is out there taking ownership on her old lady body, because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing…..

They say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…she’s moved on, maybe she liked it….I don’t have the answers…I just know that if she was affected, she’d do the whole Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell, now ELLEN hustle….of fearing the penis forever…and devoting your life to the scissor…

But instead she’s the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….

She’s 45, she’s showing off, I’m into it, that’s all…

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2019

30

May

Liz Hurley Letting You Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

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Liz Hurley is such a little slut…

You’d think with her British accent, her success and her money, from both modeling and acting…and I guess from getting knocked up by rich guys she’s baited…that she’d be a little less of an exhibitionist, a little more demure and classy, a little more high society…but she got where she got being half naked and I guess owning that has been her thing…and now with social media, you can see her true colors of “Look at my old lady pussy and and ass and tits and whatever….I fucking love the LIKES I get”…

I am not complaining as I love sluts, but I wonder why she’s seeking that validation, oh right…cuz she’s an aged woman…obviously…

Some self produced smut…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|Liz Hurley|SFW

2019

30

May

Rhiannon Fish in a Bikini of the Day

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Rhiannon Marie Fish is a Canadian-born Australian….”ONE OF OUR OWN”…. actress best known for her role as April Scott on Home and Away. HUH? Never met it.

Fish was born in Canada “ONE OF OUR OWN” and relocated to Australia “KANGAROO FUCK” with her family when she was four.

Her first television role was Lisa Jeffries in Neighbours….because of course it was….Neighbours is the right of passage for all Australians…whether they want to be actors or not, like the Israeli defence force…by 18 you need to join and be in at least one episode…

EVERY SINGLE Australian has been on that damn show….

I’ve never heard of Rhiannon Marie Fish…despite being “One of our own” who defected and went to somewhere else in the commonwealth…

But she’s doing bikini slutty photoshoots and that’s always exciting with any bitch…even the local girl who works at the grocery store…I’ll look at anyone and everyone half naked…

Slutty.

Posted in:Rhiannon Fish|SFW

2019

29

May

Gisele Bundchen Tits for Vogue of the Day

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Gisele…someone I’ve always thought was a Brazilian trans who catered to Victoria’s Secret’s needs because she never got her period – so no BLACK OUT DATES….and who catered to TOM BRADY’S needs, cuz pro athletes are queer and shower together in some gay fucking brotherhood, so having a hot chick with a dick satisfied him enough to start that family…with that fake pregnancy bump….to perpetuate their lie…

They are really fucking rich and really rich people are weird…

She’s out there for Vogue, doing the luxury surfer thing that she does, because I guess she’s Brazilian and they surf….all oiled up and looking fit and hot because I guess Men age better than Woman…or something…

She’s looking good to me and I don’t think she ever looked good. I guess my old makes me easier to please, less judgemental…and menopause isn’t a bad thing cuz she’s that old – assuming she’s not TRANS…which I don’t assume…but in either case you can cum in her…and that’s pretty alright.

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