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2019

30

Apr

Bella Thorne Bra and Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne is recently single, so like clockwork – I don’t know if this is considered “like clockwork”, I didn’t go to school but what I am trying to say is these recently single girls….asin ALL recently single girls have this magical consistent message…that they ALL have…which I guess is on some DNA level…or maybe it’s on an ego level…or maybe it’s something they come up with at their recently single period partis where they all talk about their periods and boys….and that is….when single, slut out, when recently single slut out with vengeance to try to upset the guy you were once with, even if he was a pervert circus clown looking motherfucker….it’s the one consistent thing women do….

So this is Bella Thorne trying to get even, feel hot, prove she’s hot, use her instagrram like she used to…to fill that emptiness in her soul with likes from perverts just happy to see her half naked fake titties…

It is all so silly..

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2019

30

Apr

Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day

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I don’t know if people used to jerk off to Jojo when she was a child star on Disney….but I am going to assume that they did.

I just never found her the hot barely legal girl I wanted to spend my time looking at…

Maybe it wasn’t quite my generation, but I think I’ve consistently been aware of the “it girls” of the time, I mean I just re-purpose content from the FOURUMS WHERE PERVERTS LIVE ….and I do remember her being around, just never really taking the time to notice. It was the era of better things going on like Lohan, Britney and even gutter Paris Hilton who took the priority and attention away from this hood rat…who ended up in a series of interracial relationships, where she spent her money and lived that trailer trash life she always wanted…..

But in the new iteration of Jojo, the comeback tour thanks to social media…she’s been out here with her older girl tits…and they are large which makes her suddenly more interesting to me than she was….

So here’s the slutty selfie.

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2019

30

Apr

Demi Lovato Fat Ass of the Day

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Someone get Demi Lovato some damn opiates to curb her appetite so that she slims the fuck down….

Instead of replacing her heroin addiction, that we all know she will end up dying from eventually, all Heroin addicts do…

I’ve been friends with heroin addicts, they’ve been sober, they’ve been in rehab, they would shoot cocaine or water because it wasn’t heroin…just a series of real self involved bullshit that was very annoying to be around and when they died from their addiction, I didn’t feel like it was a disease that killed them, I felt they were asshole man children who couldn’t control their shit, and who should have never fucking tried heroin in the first place. Fuck you for calling me from Rehab and calling me a bad friend for not supporting your “recovery” you asshole…how about you figure it fucking out and don’t do heroin, then maybe you would not have did at 27

If you know what I mean…and that is that people like to diagnose themselves and be victims, instead of be winners who are in charge of them damn selves, and people like Demi Lovato being heroin addicts makes me pretty fucking sick….almost as sick as looking at her “off-heroin” ass.

All the resources in the world, fans, money, ability to do whatever she wants, yet she’s so broken she’s overdosing in her mansion…go fuck yourself…people have real problems out here…and one of them is staring at your fat ass.

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Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2019

29

Apr

Britney Spears Fat Ass in Sweat Pants of the Day

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I was going to say here’s Britney Spears with a fat ass in Sweatpants, because she’s got her period, but then I remembered she’s old enough to be menopausal..

Also, her fat ass in sweatpants is just a testament of how quickly she let herself go in her mental breakdown…are they sure they sent her for treatment, and not an all you can eat buffet…RIGHT..

I am digging the thickness, strong legged girl….because she’s Britney, a legend and hot…

I am not digging the fact that she’s a fucking prisoner in her own family….who mooch the fuck off of her stardom like the white trash that found a cash cow that happens to be their daughter….you know it’s not the first time white trash sell off their daughters for money…it’s a white trash formula…it’s just the first time it’s been done publicly and for pop music not sex.

I feel for Britney…I’d like to FEEL Britney.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2019

29

Apr

Katy Perry Tits Out of the Day

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Katy Perry has some face injections going on, trying to deal with the fact that she’s still 40, but her whole act is based on being some bubblegum bullshit, well as it terms out, she’s still disgusting…even with her tits out and the basic cosmetic procedures she’s got as an instagram girl…big tits in a push up bra aren’t enough for me to ever say Katy Perry is worth jerrking off to…

BUT then again, you’re less particular, you see tits and you have to jack off…it’s just the level of pathetic dude that you are…so here she is for you, not for me, cuz I hate this bitch…I’m generous…

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2019

29

Apr

Noah Cyrus Bikini of the Day

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Noah Cyrus still has a scary face but is in her bikini with her fat white ass….an ass that no one asked to see, we’re looking for MILEY, hey this isn’t Miley, this one is worse than mMiley cuz she doesn’t remember the pre-Hannah Montana days when their dad was just some rich cowboy laughed at for decades for his one hit….before he became cool, and her sister became cool, and she became a typical sister who doesn’t quite no her place cuz she’s always in the shadow, but she knows dudes like looking at butt shots, so post the butt shot, those LIKES fill the void that is never being MILEY….

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2019

29

Apr

Nina Agdal Hard Nippled Bikini of the Day

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God Ol’ Nina Dog Faced Agdal, which is actually insulting to dogs, we may change her name to “Nina One Less Chromosome Agdal” which is better fitting, at least in terms of her retard looking face, doing some March of Dimes, affirmative action work program in the BIKINI Model world, because we live in a world of INCLUSIVITY..where both full retard and half retard cuz we are all semi-retarded get to go to the same school, parties, jobs…..I remember when I worked with a retard named Kevin at the horrrible stockboy job I had when I was in my 30s. I worked in a pharmacy and all these hot young girls would come in for DOUCHES or ENEMAS or LAXATIVES and openly ask me where they were because they had no respect for me, and didn’t care that I knew they had stinky cunt and were prepping for anal…It was a sad time…but Kevin…I used to troll him and his 3 dollar an hour below minimum wage by telling him the Cashier had a nipple ring….to which he’d go nuts…cuz if you know retards you know they love to jerk off at all times….maybe it was cruel, it probably was but I had no soul then and no soul now and it’s not like he used his super retard strength to choke her out and have his way with her…he was more the gentle giant type….

POINT BEING…

Nina Agdal’s back to being fit at 30 since Leo didn’t knock her up and is forced to stick with Christie Brinkley’s spoiled son who understands the model life and is heir to billions of dollars..which works of her…but he should have better taste…

Here with her hard nipples in a bikini

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Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW|Uncategorized

2019

29

Apr

Ellen Page and Emma Portner Topless Lesbians of the Day

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Ellen Page is on some comeback tour since JUNO….where she’s on a Netflix show…

These pictures are of her fully exploiting her decision or choice to lesbian..TIT ON TIT…because it is a choice…it is not scientifically possible that a woman doesn’t want to breed…their bodies tell them every month that they want to breed…it is society or other choices that make them not want to breed…The same thing applies to lesbian….cuz Lesbians often times make babies with random craigslist sperm donors and still theoretically crave the cum in them…they just prefer syringes or turrkey basters to fleshy dick…cuz maybe they experrienced trauma with an actual dick…..I don’t know, I’m not a psychiatrist..I just know that everrything in life is a choice not a genetic decision and if you were to decide today that you want to suck a dick for the kick of it…you would….homo…

ANYWAY…she’s decided that women are hotter than men, fact, and that eating pussy or having your pussy eaten by a woman is more delicate until the fists come out…and this is her making some sort of statement I don’t really understand or care to look into.

She’s a Canadian, so anytime she does any of her political bullshit…from protesting gas lines or whatever it is her entitled celebrity is inot at the moment….it bores me…I don’t need some annoying actor preaching their agenda or their politics…like stick to the fucking script….keep your down time to your damn self…

Tit on tit though, there may be an Emma Page pervert out there into this….if it’s you…you’re weird…but this is for you.

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Posted in:Ellen Page|SFW

2019

29

Apr

Halle Berry Erotica of the Day

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Halle Berry is still out here trying to make it as an INSTATHOT, showing off her whitewashed black girl tits and she’s pretty amazing…

I guess what this teaches us, since this is an educational site, is that all women like to be whores on the internet – if given an audience they can directly be whores to…they will jump on the opportunity….and ignore all the negative comments and focus on the good ones…because when you’re a narrcissisit you just think “haters gonna hate”….or “they are just jealous”..or “they are pathetic losers with a blog because they can’t actually do anything of substance or meaning”….which is true….but so is that Halle Berry only got work in Hollywood cuz she was raised white by the white mom…had no dad and the only blackness she had was the color of her nicely tanned skin….so anytime you see her acting black, she gets a pass, but isn’t actually black so I think it’s racist.

Halle Berry – the AL Josten of her generation.

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Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2019

29

Apr

Amber Heard Underwear of the Day

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You all know what I think about opportunist Amber Heard and her soulless approach to moving ahead in life…I think she’s fucking dog shit, the worst kind of human, the kind of woman who sells you out and throws you under the bus the SECOND she has the opportunity to…when she sees her window…she’s the first out there calling abuse, or rape, or incest, or skull fucking, or whatever the hot topic that can allow her to be the victim is….

She seduced Johnny Depp for her personal advancement….she got him to marry her…and rode that for a while…and when it suited her she set up cameras to leak to the internet to show how mean and evil he is….after she egged him on.

I just find the whole thing terrible…so seeing her out there with her pants off, now a household name thanks to her weird fucking tactics, is annoying…because she’s the worst and all I know is that everything she does is garbage….pants off or on…pants off is more her true calling cuz that’s how she gets rich men to notice her….

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