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2019

01

May

Barbara Palvin BTS Underwear Shoot of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

But thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, it’s usually a product of circumstance, and more importantly, even fat chicks don’t want to look at fat chicks…

So the brand compromised, looked at all their bigger girls over the years and thought, well we can bring back Barbara….she’s got nothing else going on and she’s from Hungary, she’ll take what she can get with no real resentment like most people would have….if she doesn’t they’ll just show her pics of war torn Hungary and threaten to send her back like all mail order bride husbands do…

So she has been re-hired, and they got her working harder than ever.. Living that fat ass dream.

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2019

01

May

Ashley Greene Erased her Face in this Bikini Selfie of the Day

Ashley Greene is one of the forgotten ones from Twilight, who I don’t even think had a main part in Twilight, but who was able to leverage Twilight to the paparazzi like she mattered.

She also dated a Jonas brother when they were still Disney TWINKS and had to pretend that they all had purity rings to fight pre-marital sex, an interesting angle but it was before porn went mainstream….

So there was a minute of her having a lot of hype, then she disappeared but I guess found social media, and like all 35 year olds on social media found an app to blend out her old haggard face….only she’s not veery good at that app and virtually erased her damn face….

I see these kinds of pics on facebook more than IG, cuz people on IG are a little more skilled in their face tune….they are younger and more dialled in…but like an old timer in the 80s taking a computerr course to be relevant at their job, bitch should look into some youtube Tutorials on her next attempt to whore herself out on social media…you know if you’re gonna do it, do it right.

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2019

01

May

Olivia Wilde (that’s not her real name) in a Photoshoot of the Day

I have seen some Olivia Wilde movies, and I actually like her. I think she does good. Obviously acting is a joke and it is hard to fuck it up, but there are actors out there who I see in movies and I just hope for an accident on set to fucking off them, or permanently shut them up, or maybe a scandal that erases them from the industry…like Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick….

But Olivia Wilde has someting nice going on about her, it’s just not her real last name, that shit is terrifying….Cockburn…Olivia Cockburn…Cockburn…the basis of every nightmare I’ve ever had since that time I tried to fuck a fresh out of the microwave pizza oven….Cockburn…like the time I used Nair on my balls…and fell asleep….Cockburn….like an Indian Sunburn…which I guess is racist now…from a gnarly handjob….

What I am saying is – I get why she went “Wilde”…..

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2019

01

May

Drea De Matteo Bikini of the Day

Drea De Matteo Bikini

Drea De Matteo used to be so hot..when she was Adriana La Cerva on the Sopranos before she got merked for SNITCHING….not that I ever watched the Sopranos but I’ve seen a few episodes….

I always get her confused with Ellen’s lesbian wife who figured dating Ellen now that Ellen is worth hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars for being the fluffy, accessible, lesbian that people seem to love, after the same people at the TV networks pulled the plug on her show all those years ago for rbeing a lesbian, she’s now being used by them for being a lesbian, in what you’d think most people would say “fuck yourself media for turning your back on me” but instead she soullessly gives into them for a cash payment…further proof that all these people on TV are fucking disgusting money grubbing assholes….with no real spine…just do whatever they need to do to get paid….sell out fuck.

As it turns out, she’s not Ellen’s lesbian wife using Ellen for her money….a fair-weather “I’m a dyke if the dyke I’m dyke for is rich”…..and it also turns out that she may be older now, a mom of a fw probably..and she can still pull off a bikini…which I think is real success!

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2019

01

May

Milana Vayntrub Big Cleavage in her One Piece of the day

In an era of all fat chicks thinking they are hot chicks…and all fat chicks having the same attitude as hot chicks….it is nice to see a girl in a one-piece bathing suit…because as fat chicks try to perpetuate their lie of being hot chicks…bikinis are used far too liberally and with that comes a fucking lot of gut hanging over bikini bottom weirdness that is neither interesting or fun to look at…but is fully fucking repulsive…

I am not saying fat chicks shouldn’t get fucked like the rest of women, or that dudes shouldn’t find fat chicks hot in the privacy of their own home at 3 am when drunk….I am just saying keep it to your damn self and if you NEED to be in a bathing suit, and you shouldn’t ever NEED that…..wear the fucking one piece..

Let Milana Vayntrub guide you…and she’s not even that fat…but her titties are.

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2019

30

Apr

Kaia Gerber Hard Nipples of the Day

Kaia Gerber Hard Nipples

Is Kaia Gerber 18 yet?

You fucking perverts out there on the internet sexualizing Cindy Crawford’s daughter like you were Cindy Crawford…..you know stage parenting her so that the daughter has a life of her own doing what momma did in the model world, despite not ever needing to work since her dad sold his tequila company for hundreds of millions of dollars and momma is Cindy Crawford, who also has fat bank accounts…so instead of buying her way into college to get her an education where theat she could made a difference in the world…they have her out there doing modeling, the least skillful thing a person can do, just sit and pose like mommy taught you, to keep mommy’s legacy alive as mommy rots into her 60s….as women do.

The whole thing, very weird….but I see I bright future ahead for her….one filled with nude artistic shoots because that is what models do….

I just don’t think she’s 18 yet, and just cuz that didnt’ stop her momma, it should stop you. Sicko. But it wont’…Sicko.

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2019

30

Apr

Maddison Brown Wet Bikini of the Day

Maddison Brown Wet Bikini

Maddison Brown is an actress who was in the shitty remake of Dynasty and here she is showing off herr shitty body….

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2019

30

Apr

Top 10 Instagram Ass of the Day

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These are some of the best asses we found on instagram this week….because instagram is a porn site owned by Mark Zuckerberg, who along with wanting all the money in the world, also got all the access to the hot chicks and their DMs that he can personally go through on a daily basis and see what kind of conversations they are having, and what kind of nudes they are sending…you know put himself on the BCC motherfuckers….there’s no way he doesn’t do that…there is no way he doesn’t personally log into his favorite celebrity’s account and see the conversations they have as he robotically jerks himself off…

It’s just interesting that I post this and I’m a porn site that ROCKSTARR GAMES won’t advertise on…I’ve literrally been rejected by them for being too hardcore when they have a game that involves cunt punching hookers…

Yet Instagram promotes this, a publicly traded company and it’s fucking all good for the shareholders….

PORN COMES IN ALL FORMS…and I guess so do you…

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2019

30

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Skinny of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Skinny

Vanessa Hudgens has fought the PUDGE…you see cuz there was a period of time when she looked like a bloated waterlogged pig floating into camp…all hairy like the monkey she is….

But as it turns out, she’s decided to go KETO with the Slim Fast Keto bars that I am sure are just using the catch phrase Keto since it is a trend that was once called the Atkins Diet, to push the Keto diet, or to get in on the Keto Diet, by offering all the diabetics of America an official sugar free bar…

I can assure you that she did not get fit like this from eating Slim Fast bars like a fat bitch on disability in her trailer park…but that it came from years of exercise, and probable fasting…eating very fucking little…which is the fastest way into Ketosis…..

BUt bitch is getting paid, and decided to do it in her panties, the way she should, and her body looks great, better than when she was posting underage pics of her massive bush in an era where bush was bad…..

So…I call bullshit on the Slim Fast bar being the reason she looks like this, but it could be the rest of the carbfree tactics she uses, and it’s a reminder to all that you don’t need to be a fat fuck dot com….if you put a little effort in…and when you ge there…post the panty pics…

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2019

30

Apr

Jamie Chung Bikini of the Day

Jamie Chung Bikini

Jamie Chung is not the name of your favorite Chinese Restaurant…BUT MAYBE IT IS…or could be…something you’d want to eat after seeing it in these pictures soaking in salt water…seasoning that asian fish in herr panties….or maybe disinfecting it….the salty sting on the open sores that come with being an actress….from navigating the scene….you sick fucks….

I still don’t know who Jamie Chung is…but I can say with confidence…that her bikini pics may be paparazzi worthy, but keep in mind, so is Phoebe Price.

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