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2019

11

Mar

Sophie Mudd and the Schroders in Bikinis Being YUNG SLUTS of the Day

Average girl with above average / massive tits gets 1.2 million followers on the internet because she’s named MUDD for a reason…you see bitch is dirty….

Befriends a couple of Ricky Schroder, spoiled Hollywood children, even though their dad hasn’t worked forever…he’s still an actor and he was still on a hit show…so they are still entitled children of actors….

Children of actors doing a fitness or bikini line, to seem like a “boss bitch”….rather than a whore in a bikini….

I don’t hate on these girls launching their own bikini lines as an excuse to pose slutty in bikinis. I actually think it’s pretty clever and what all whores should be doing because their bodies will expire and even when they are rich, they need something to work on…and bikini business just makes sense….

If you have a million followers and you aren’t finding a way to sell them shit, proprietary shit, you’re fucking mental…like Sophie Mudd’s tits…which are MENTAL…

She’s average at best looks, but the tits carry her….like Jim….Drew and Mariah….they are just that fucking big.

Posted in:Cambrie Schroder|Faith Schroder|SFW|Sophie Mudd

2019

08

Mar

Paige VanZant Bikini of the Day

Paige VanZant is in a bikini shooting for Sports Illustrated, which I guess is no longer a magazine issue that comes out in February, but rather a way of life for the Sports Illustrated family, something they keep producing on a consistent basis because bikini pics get hits…people click through…especially when it’s girls like Page VanZant, a star fighter, in every bro’s favorite sport, even if they aren’t there for the chick fights and are more into dick on dick, they still pretend they are straight…so seeing the strong killer and her MONSTER tits, like how does she even fight with these tits, in a bikini…is exciting to them…even if there’s no Conor McGregor St Patrick’s Day dick print for them to really get a boner over….it’s still the hottest version of the athlete….and the hottest version of anyone is probably the best way to view them….so view this.

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Posted in:Paige VanZant|SFW

2019

08

Mar

Miley Cyrus Pussy Print for Womens Day of the Day

Miley Cyrus Tits and Pussy for Womens Day

Miley Cyrus celebrating International Women’s Day…some pussy power, some pussy propaganda, some celebrate the pussy and call out the people who hate on her for using her tits and pussy to get her pop career and to separate herself from her Disney Training, even if Disney still owns her and their team is the one who came up with that strategy to market herself….low hanging fruit strategy of exposing herself for attention but better than the low hanging fruit exposing themselves women….because she had the power of Disney behind her…making her more relevant and less desperate even if it was desperate….cheap marketing…we got to see her naked…something a lot of people wanted to see.

It also inspired so many other girls to get naked on social media, think it’s feminism which to us is…”whatever you’re excuse for this” let’s fucking celebrate women rights with their vaginas….like we have been since we started jacking off.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2019

08

Mar

Tits Out for Luke Perry of the Day

Lili Reinhart TIts for Luke Perry

Lili Reinhart got her tits out for Luke Perry…

Nothing like a modern version of spilling out a drink as a tribute to your boyfriend’s TV Dad in the form of busting your tits out…

Not that any of these people actually care about the death of anyone for any reason other than to attach themselves to a news story to get some attention and hype.

Not that Riverdale needs more hype, they are all hype, if you’ve ever seen the show..it’s so fucking weak, terribly written, nonsense and proof that when kids watch TV, they also sext, scroll instagram, Attention Deficit Disorder man….gets garbage made and celebrated…..

RIP Luke Perry, but Lili Reinhart’s tits got more life in them.

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Posted in:Lili Reinhart|SFW

2019

08

Mar

Kara Del Toro See Through of the Day

Kara Del Toro See Through

I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro is so I assume she is Benicio Del Toro because this was the first thing that came up when I googled her and one time google is enough google for someone we’re only looking at cuz of the tits….

We don’t need to do any investigative journalism here, in fact we’d have no idea where to start with this investigative journalism, because I have never gone to Journalism school, and despite badly written blog entries, a format that changed journalism before podcasting and youtube and instagram killed us, doesn’t mean I know how to write.

I am confident that reading my posts will display that utter lack of talent or ability, something I am sure Kara Del Toro would notice if she didn’t have huge tits to put out there to get everyone to notice her, you know make up with your inadequacies by peacocking for cock…which is what this is all about…

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Posted in:Kara Del Toro|SFW

2019

08

Mar

Jessica Szohr Tits of the Day

Jessica Szohr Tits

Jessica Szohr was on Gossip Girl, and recently played a lesbian on that Shameless show but thats about all she’s done aside from having a name that sounds like a herpes breakout …

SZOHRS ALL OVER MY GENITALS…..I hope they don’t get infected…and turn into penis cancer…I suck at life but I don’t want to die from the penis…or have the penis amputated before dying…I deserve better even if KARMA is a bitch.

Here are some other shots of her bush and nipples

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Posted in:Jessica Szohr|SFW

2019

08

Mar

Bella Thorne Bondage Erotica of the Day

Bella Thorne Tied Up for CR Fashion Book

Bella Thorne in some Elizabeth Smart inspired kidnapping photoshoot for CR Fashion Book

She is clickbaiting, showing the world how edgy and wild she is, because she is channeling the pornos she watches with her queer boyfriend…cuz you know EVERYONE, except maybe me, watch porn all the fucking time…

It’s TRUMP content, whiners about social justice, PORN content and selfies…that is what makes up this internet world these days…

So this pervert knows exactly what people jack off to, what people find funny, she’s a Disney Trained puppet…and this is how you get views….tap into the mainstream…

Miley did it before her…give the people sex content, mainstream porn content and prosper.

Days of being wholesome or reserved is gone, because even spread vaginas barely get noticed….but the spread vaginas keep coming through cuz girls are basic and hope they will be the next or last vagina noticed.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

08

Mar

Tinashe Topless of the Day

Tinashe Topless

Tinashe, more like who-the-fuck-is-SHE?

It must be irritating for anyone who reads this site (I know you don’t actually exist)…to see that every post is a “Who is this”…or “I don’t know who this is”…it lacks effort and insight, it lacks passion and care..it’s a fucking cop out…you know like figure out who the bitch is before you post her.

Give an SEO friendly description and link to her latest stories.

Make a real media property out of your site after all these years…

GO LEGIT…

Or just post her pics and be like “who the fuck is she”….shirt off tits out pantyhose ho.

Tinashe Topless


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Posted in:SFW|Tinashe

2019

08

Mar

Sophie Simmons Bra of the Day

Sophie Simmons Bra Tits

Looks like Sophie Simmons out here in a bra recreating the crime scene from THE STAIRCASE

Her mom Sharon Tate….and her Dad Gene Simmons…created a spoiled, entitled, heiress to a billion dollar empire…yet she still feels the need to produce photoshoots around herself, featuring herself, in various states of Undress, like an empowered body positive girl, on Women’s International Day…or ANY day for that matter…because when you have everything, getting attention for slutty content becomes what you do with your time off…which is all the time…I mean what the fuck else is she to do…..but be a girl…a typical girl…trying to get jacked off to whilst looking her best….it’s a good thing to do.

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2019

08

Mar

Doutzen Kroes See Through Panties in a Weird Photoshoot of the Day

doutzen kroes Weird Photoshoot for Love Magazine

Doutzen Kroes is back, in some see through panties for a weird photoshoot for Love Magazine

This is what an aged, passed her prime, falling apart at the seams model who barely works…does when she realizes that her husband, a touring DJ, views her as the mom of her kids and that’s about it…the “was” hot enough to knock up a few times, during the whirlwind that was their young lives, only for his career to keep rocking…and hers to fade into “what was that dumb named VS model called again”…where Doutzen isn’t even the dumbest name Victoria’s Secret’s ever had…just not memorable on any level.

But putting her pussy out there in sheer panties in a magazine is fun.

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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW