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2019

29

Jan

Bella Hadid Pussy Print of the Day

Bella Hadid has a really hard face…one would say a man face….definitely not a face of a model…which I guess isn’t saying much because the fashion world is run by gay dudes and the marketing world is run by 22 year olds….two things I am so far removed from…which would explain why her hype confuses me…

I am an old man who likes women who look like women. I am also a traditionalist in that I don’t mind nepotism if it is warranted. Like if it makes sense. All the celebrity rich kids of the past were not the best for the job, sure, but they were able to pull off the job….

Bella Hadid isn’t even a product of nepotism, sure she’s a rich kid and her career was bought, but her dad was a real estate developer and her stage mom who pushed her into i claims to be a model, and was a big enough model to end up with a rich pervert like her dad, but he’s the kind of guy who hangs with the grey area prostitutes model types, who like the good life and don’t mind selling their soul to the rich guy for the good life…since he is into that!!!

She exists….because of social media, her sister’s fame and the fact that everyone is queer and like trans.

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2019

29

Jan

Alexis Ren Hard Nipples of the Day

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In very important news….Alexis Ren, a whore from instagram who revolutionized instagram whoring, by going viral and being packaged as a travel and adventure influencer instead of a whore…has a Hard Nipple…..

She’s the instagram slut on private jet doing awesome things half naked that people followed because she was someting they could jerk off to and she was basically prostituting herself at a young age, who got cast for Dancing with the Stars…because the mainstream media has no fucking clue on how social media works – even after all these years…slow moving like my metabolism and digestion….

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2019

29

Jan

Hilary Duff is a Tank of the Day

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I used to call Hillary Duff the Hockey Gangbang queen, because I assume that all athletes are homosexuals, otherwise they wouldn’t be so into showering together, or shoving broom handles up in each other….and that in their brotherhood they fuck each other’s women together, so that they cum….and pretend it’s not queer, but just a brotherhood without the incest…

She was married to an NHL player from a billionaire family, meaning he didn’t need to play pro hockey and was doing it for the showers…they had a kid together, he was likely a fan of Lizzie Maguire, a show you probably jerked off to before I was into Hilary Duff….I only started liking her when her legs got beefy like a crossfit woman…and her sex addiction, because rich and famous people sexualized at a young age, become sex addicts to fill the void, and in her divorce she fucked a lot of people…staff and colleagues until getting knocked up…

NOw thicker than ever, look at this ass, look at this gunt…so solid…in all it’s softness and mom-like glory…

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2019

29

Jan

Ashley Graham Still Fat of the Day

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This just in…fat chicks can do more than work the counter at the deli, or the cash at Walmart, or the back kitchen at the Bakery….

They can also be bikini models….since the world is perverted and used to fucking fat chicks…allowing them to accept fat chicks in bikinis…because fat chicks is all they know.

Skinny bitches are a thing of the past, at least statistically…

They say fat chicks are more real and more relatable to other fat chicks…..and they deny fat chicks are going to die prematurely for being fat…even though they will….it’s science..but marketing can override marketing ANY day….it has for years.

Ashley Graham is riding this trend hard, which is far easier on her than riding a bike, or riding her black husband….or riding a roller coaster cuz she doesn’t take up two seats….

I think her motivation in making the millions doing this nonsense was to fly first class so that she fits on the plane…..because celebrating being fat, getting paid for being fat…is hardly something to encourage or celebrate…unless you’re the one getting paid.

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2019

29

Jan

Kimberley Garner Staged Workout of the Day

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Kimberley Garner….is a nobody from a UK reality show who doesn’t matter, the people, the tabloids, no one gives an actual fuck about her….which I guess is funny because she keeps going for it…and still has her miami people willing to take slutty bikini pics of her…cuz that body is all she has going for her…and it’s a great body..but if you go on instagram you will learn that everyone has a great fucking body now and doing what this bitch is doing is not going to get her anywhere except maybe a post on this site for 11 bots from Russia to read….

She’s just irrelevant which is too bad, because I think her hot body is great…it just needs some better creative direction, a viral stunt…maybe a porn career to make her family back home proud of her American dream fulfillment that she’s been working on and getting no where….

She’s probably far too proper for that, British people, but she clearly doesn’t realize that in America…UK reality shows man nothing nad there are way more aggressive whores locally on the hustle making her shit basic as fuck.

Keep on trying. Whoring can work out for you. I believe in it.

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2019

29

Jan

Nina Dobrev Bikini of the Day

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Someone told me that Nina Dobrev has herpes…but it could have been Lucy Hale…the person who told me this was fucking one of their ex boyfriends…which I guess means they found out about the herpes when feeling the burn…but not in a Bernie Sanders kind of socialist way….

What I know about Nina Dobrev is that she lived in Canada for a minute because I guess it was an easy country to immigrate to, socialists….

I assume her mom still lives in Toronto or wherever they ended up to steal everyone’s jobs as well educated immigrants do….

But this one is in LA living the fucking celebrity life…but I don’t know what I am talking about….I just look at pics, like a half retard in the corner of your elementary classroom….because that’s pretty much what I am…

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2019

29

Jan

Rita Ora Erotica of the Day

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Rita Ora is just doing what she needs to be doing as a low level titty celebrity trying to be as famous as she can be would do….with them titties…

I find it nice to know that all it takes is 10 years of dedication with your industry connections and that you’ve had sex with….event invitations and an actual record deal that brought her to American…Get your tits that you’ve been using to get ahead the bank balance and notoriety you fucking deserve….because they are great tits, eager tits, hard working tits, opportunistic tits…eager tits….fun tits…great tits…TITS that I hope never get that Breast Cancer…..despite all the Electro Magnetic waves hitting us all day.

I still don’t know a Rita Ora song, but she has really done something with herslf…

I don’t even care about tits, even though I talk about tits all the time, because I have nothing else to report on a pic I am looking at solely for the tits.

I don’t care what Rita Ora is up to, where she’s at, what’s next for her.

I don’t care about her bullshit story, her needs, wants or plans…she is virtually non-existent to me….

I have a hard time believing people even care about celeb gossip anymore, now that all they do is stare in the mirror.

But pics of a famous chick wit her tits..that’s value I am looking for….fast food level of commitment…and that’s Rita Ora…

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2019

28

Jan

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini of the Day

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You know what…

Elsa Hosk, despite being old for a model…near 30…in an era where 30 is not death of a model even if is should be…

Is pretty fucking top notch….top tier…primo…

These pics are her best work, but you can easily be reminded of her nudes and search for those nudes on this website by clicking this link

Where you will find all kind of observations on the Swedish Basketball player turned model to replace Pregnant Candice Swanepoel, who did better than Candice Swanepoel cuz she doesn’t have that South African accent and by South Africa Accent I mean HIV….and Racism…Racist HIV…

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2019

28

Jan

Elsa Pataky Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Pataky brought her busty tits, on her fit for a 42 year old mom, midget body…cuz se looks short…to the beach in a bathing suit that thankfully doesn’t draw too much attention to her ravaged stomach from all their kids….

She’s got a great ass, but we have to remind ourselves that she’s 42 years old, which in and of itself is tragic….but not as tragic as our sexualizing of an old lady….

I mean, blame her Spanish genetics, her rich person lifestyle, or the fact that she’s an inch tall in all her slutty pics….knowing that if you take the pic from a distance there’s more leniency on whether she’s actually lookin that good or not.

I guess as Miley Cyrus’ sister in law, since she is married to and has three kids with one of the Hemsworth brothers….getting naked just makes logistical sense….especially since her sex appeal is the foundation of her having a career in Hollywood.

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2019

28

Jan

Delilah Hamlin Topless of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is doing the right thing by getting naked on the internet for free, because when you’re already a rich kid, money doesn’t exist…but likes on your content and follows on your feed do. It makes you feel important.

I am not here to shit on feminism, even though new feminism isn’t feminist at all and I am an actual feminist….The whole MeToo movement making men fear working with women, teaching women, knowing that a woman is crazy, emotional, unstable and the first to throw a motherfucker under the bus if it means getting ahead or getting revenge….

I am not hear to tell girls to not get naked for attention, follows or likes…that would be against everything I believe in as a feminist…I just think it’s dumb to put it all out there for free…it’s like cocktease harder…..as hard as you fucking can and then dudes will be doing back flips for you, giving you all you fucking want….

But that’s not the era, the generation, it’s tits get hits, here are my young George Hamlin tits being a rich kid on social media for all of our fucking egos…I am speaking in the first person, channeling her spirt, as I do.

Delilah Hamlin Slutty Topless Photoshoot

Here is her mother Lisa Rinna spreading her ass

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