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2019

10

Jan

Lady Gaga Mangled Tits of the Day

The fact that Lady Gaga exists whilst looking like this, and keep in mind, this is her looking her best…after years of conditioning herself to be as hot as she possibly can, with her jacked up face that looks like it was either an accident at birth, some Forceps…..or maybe she was run over by a bulldozer when her parents were trying to kill her off, but she survived….or maybe it was just an abortion that crawled out of the dumpster and her parents had to raise her due to her sheer resilience…resilience that obviously applied to her putting herself out there to become famous in Music, rather than just being behind the scenes, but more importantly….throw her into acting and putting her face out there in a way that we can’t distract ourselves with her shitty fucking brain washing songs….

She terrifies me and her tits do too…

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2019

10

Jan

Rachel Cook Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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I guess there is life after She’s All That….circa 1999…that tells a great story about a social outcast becoming popular just by letting her hair down and taking off her glasses….a lesson that evolved into Social Media….where everyone is a whore, even the ugly chicks…

So despite being 50 fucking years old…Rachael Leigh Cook….gets nude for shitty photoshoots that don’t matter..but when you’re Rachael Leigh Cook does it even need to matter, you’re in the tail end of your career and you might as well put it all out there…

Unless this Rachael Leigh Cook….is not Rachael Leigh Cook….but someone riding Rachael Leigh Cook’s super A-List name you haven’t heard since 1999.

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2019

10

Jan

Ashley Graham Getting Wet of the Day

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Fat Ashley Graham who clearly ate too many Graham crackers…who should change her name to S’MORES, because she’s married to a chocolate dude who drops his Marshmellow up in her fat white cracker ass…that has managed to polarize being a monster and make a lot of money being that monster…it’s like if King Kong was a real story and the masses came to check out his show…buying tickets and merch and all….only she’s far less interesting…and is instead just a big girl in a time where the media needs a big girl to seem less garbage and disgusting than they are….

And here is her ass in tight pants

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2019

09

Jan

Lily Rose Depp in a Bra of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is the single most important entitled celebrity rich kid who is riding her parent’s fame in both continents that they are from…because Lily Rose Depp is hot and I am not a Johnny Depp or whoever the fuck her mom is fan…I just like what I am looking at…and believe that if anyone can ride a last name, it’s Lily Rose, since acting really requires zero fucking talent or skill, you just need to show up on set and read off one line at a time…

I don’t expect much out of her hipster, edgy, art scene ways….she’s still a coddled, sheltered idiot….but I do expect it to look good, so long as she cover up her cankles…those I’m not too keen on…..but that’s just cuz I’m not a body positive kind of guy….I believe imperfections should be circled and corrected if you choose to become famous that’s your duty…otherwise you give kids looking on false hope that anyone can be someone when really it takes luck, or your dad being Johnny Depp…

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2019

09

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is done, been done, still living…in this still famous, always famous, even though fame doesn’t matter, since everyone is famous, or obsessed with getting famous, focused on their own fame to bother noticing someone elses fame, except when that fame is decades old, like it is with J.LO, or the Kardashians, or J.Lo trying to be a Kardashian…to which they focus on and create cultural events around…while all J.Lo wants is people to still jack off to her and to pay for her bullshit music / movies / TV….what can’t this overachieving bitch do….it’s ridiculous.

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2019

09

Jan

Natalie Portman Flashing her Tits of the Day

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Woah…Natalie Portman…simmer the fuck down…

Girl, despite being older, is still Natalie Portman….and after her Star Wars performance, that catered to the nerds, like the real fucking nerds, even though I am sure she had really creepy fans before Star Wars….this type of outfit is a fucking public hazard….

I don’t know if you know nerds, but they don’t get laid often, and when the girls they are obsessed with get slutty, they can’t help by ejaculate all over themselves…

I remember working with a nerd once, it was a sad story, I felt for the loser…but he ended up making millions and probably gets laid all the time now, but at the time…he was just constantly hiding his boner when the sluts in the office rolled through…unable to process what the fuck was going on…and something like this Natalie Portman behavior…would possible kill him….even all these years later….

Natalie Portman…being racy and dangerous….and careless of all the nerd superman underwear she’s likely already ruined cuz they are quicker to the Natalie Portman titty pics than I am….

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2019

09

Jan

Rita Ora is Naked Again of the Day

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Rita Ora just bought a 4 million dollar house in the UK, which I will assume she paid for with her own money, and not Spiderman’s money, which is amazing to me because I don’t think she’s worth much more than 10 dollars a song…

I get that she’s fucked the right people, got a record deal, and that these front holes on the frontlines of pop culture shit get paid…especially when they put as much effort as Rita Ora puts into it….

I remember being in the same room as her once, and having no idea until the college girl I was trying to finger bang let me finger bang her without permission thanks to being distracted by Rita Ora’s presence in the bar……I just assumed she was Kelly Osborne….cuz that’s what she looked like…but I guess with better tits…

Point being, she’s nothing special…but thinks she’s special and is paid like she’s special…and that’s special.

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2019

09

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Bikini of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley is some rich kid, cuz her mom is the plastic bikini whore from the 80s, who used her bikini whoring to get famous as a bikini whore, only to be cycled through rich dudes, from Billy Joel to whoever the “Cook” in her kids last name is….because when you’re hot, or perceived hot by society, you can choose the best rich guy for your lifestyle needs, usually the one who is easiest to manipulate and get what you want out of….

So it’s only natural that she would extend her talent, her skills, her concept of work to her daughter, who I guess she’s trying to give the same life to, despite her daughter already being rich, and being perfectly fine just hanging out at home, but where is the fun in just hanging out, when you can produce bikini content for the internet and possible score jobs that way…you know be a contributing member to society instead of a trust fund kid…build a personal brand instead of a charity that actually does good….

Her brother is Dating Nina Agdal, so they are really deep in this Sports Illustrated nonsense…

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2019

09

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Pussy Print of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo is the pussy that Adam Levine managed to manipulate into marrying his fat wallet…and having kids with his fat wallet..because she was an immigrant, from who the fuck knows where, and she figured that he was a big star in America…without realizing how embarrassing he is for America….it’s not her fault, she was thrown into the Victoria’s Secret model life and had to land a millionaire, billionaire, famous person, whatever and he was on TV with his Hit Show…and on the radio with his hit band…to an outsider…he definitely didn’t seem like the fucking worst…yet he is…the fucking worst…

Here she is in bikini bottoms….

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2019

09

Jan

Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day

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I watched a sad video of a guy trying to save a beached Dolphin, that was struggling to stay alive, like it was working at Sea World, or really any resort in th Caribbean for fat white people lathered in sunscreen to rub up on them….and it was sad….because I love dolphins…

Then I saw this Salma Hayek laying on the beach, doing the exact same thing…..and it is not sad because she’s Salma Hayek and has her massive, now old as fuck, tits, that seem to be bolted on, keeping her afloat….some built in life preserver shit…you can’t drown with these fucking things latched on…erotica for the perverts into 40 something year old actresses they probably jerked off to when jerking off to mainstream movies was a thing….before that whole porn thing took over.

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