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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The things that I find annoying today are that no one seems to care that we live in a world where men face more discrimination than women, whether in the workplace or trying to get laid, but we just don’t bitch about it….we just go on with our life sucking at it….

People like to say it’s hard out there for a woman, but it’s really hard out there for dudes, especially average or below average dudes…the competition for jobs, money, pussy is just too fucking high and impossible to break through….all while society hates on you like you’re R.Kelly…

Speaking of R.Kelly, it’s all over my fucking feed today, and I have to ask….Didn’t everyone already know that R.Kelly was married to a 15 year old back in the 90s? Or that he peed on a minor in video 15 years ago? Why is this a thing now? Because of a documentary and social Justice warriors digging through the crates for the archive predators to hate on….He’s been cancelled for 20 fucking years…what is this fucking rerun?

Then there’s the whole angle that men need to evolve their thinking, especially old men who have found success in their thinking, like a Louis C.K…or whatever…save the evolution to the next generation of inclusive queers who accept trans as their own….while letting the old timers be old…I’m not into Louis C.K, I hate gingers and don’t understand how he or Kevin Hart got famous, obviously via hype and marketing, but I will say DON’T GIVE INTO THE PRESSURE OF THE MEDIA!!! STAY AUTHENTIC. DON’T SHAPE SHIFT TO PANDER TO THE IDIOTS. EVEN IF THE IDIOTS ARE THE MASSES!!! Even if the masses are right or what sells, you made your money fucking own your stance….

The idea of them changing their comedy that made them money to be more marketable is everything against being true to yourself…it’s called selling out…and what the fuck is the point of that…especially when these people are already rich…

Maybe I have a different opinion because I’ve been producing content that is impossible to monetize, spending my days on content that is impossible to monetize, avoiding doing things that are easily monetized, when I probably should have cashed in when I could have, when the money was easy…and I feel ok with that…it’d be far worst if I catered this site to embrace and love and support all the garbage celebs who are garbage…

Maybe I just think it’s ok to just be your fucking self, whether society likes it or wants to buy tickets to your shows or not.

These public apologizes man…giving into the pressure for cash money…you fucking pigs…that’s the most disgusting advice you can give a human…”Ok so pander to the idiots and we make money dancing monkey”….

Have a fucking spine…whether your believes are right, fair, sane, normal, accepted, polite, PC, or racist or not…what happened to that whole DO YOU…or that only applies when you want to chop your dick off and compete in women’s tennis like a Williams sister. Fuck you all.

Here are some stepLINKS.

Hilary Duff Playing a Fat Sharon Tate is LOLZ
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Time to Become a TUNA Fisherman
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Old Lady White Bikini on the Beach
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Beach Cameltoe
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Padma has Great Tits
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John Travolta – Bald
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This is what fucks Lily Rose Depp
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Tree Cutting Fail
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This Woman and her Wine Workout is Still a Thing…
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Lindsay Lohan is a Mss
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Fat Kim Kardashian and her Nipples
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Kate Beckinsale Racy Dress
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Beyonce Shops at Target
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Martha Stewart is God
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Lavar Ball Basketball Star
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Questionable Cablecar
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Madonna’s Fake Ass is Weird
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Kevin Spacey Can’t Catch a Break for being a Queer
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Hotel Room Opened with Privacy Card
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Motorcycle VS utility Truck
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Nirvana Sues Marc Jacobs
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Pig VS Hunter
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Expanding Walk in Closet for small Spaces
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Car / Motorcycle Tow Strap Fail
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Still Weirded Out By this Tampon Wrestling
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Rachel Lee Cook Leaves the Gym
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Lohan in a White Dress
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Emma Roberts Got Fat
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Courtney Cox in a Leather Dress
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Pippa Middelton in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale Ass in Leggings
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Emily Blunt at an Event – Tits Out
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Kim K in Blackface Walking Around Looking Fat with her Tits Out
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Lili Reinhart Cleavage
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Tran Bikini
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Elsa Hosk – Lingerie Model
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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Reddit Exhibitionist Dirtyacarol
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Do You Choose the Tits or the Ass
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Just a Girl Casually Flashing her Tits
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Fisting Fail…Girl Gets Dragged Around Room With hand Stuck in Cunt
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Naked Pregnant Chicks
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Dirty Snapchats of 2018….
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Girl with Chesthair Finger Bang…What
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Guess What…Tumblr Still Has Porn
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Deadpool Makes the Titties Bounce
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Baby Oil VS NAked Chick
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We are Inclusive Here – Trans Slut Sucks Her Own Dick..LOL LOL
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Topless Chick Washing a Jeep
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The Best San Fancisco Tourism Video Ever
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Buttholes
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A Bunch of Vaginas
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Slutty Amateurs
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Boxing Slut with the Bolt Ons
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A WHole Bunch of BOOTIES
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Big Pierced Tits
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Big Tits Bad Tattoo
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Busty or Busted?
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2019

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day

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Let’s go into the new year, even though we’re a few weeks into the new year, with some Iskra Lawrence pantsless and getting attention despite being fat, because she is fat, and the brands need fat chicks to throw money at, so they seem inclusive with their marketing, when this Iskra Lawrence bitch is clearly having too much fun being fat, to actually be fat, cuz if you know fat people, they fucking hate being fat, and would never get into a bikini unless it was a fucking joke…even with all this body positivity….

It would only happen when a average sized chick decides to intentionally get fat for profit….and that is precisely what Iskra is…fat face / fat suit, like Black Face…I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….she’s bullshit and she’s cashing in and for those of you who like it, I assume you’re black, and sick fucks…so this one’s for you – you sick fucks!!

Here she is at the Golden Globes after party for some reason

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2019

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s New Face Won’t Save Her of the Day

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LOL…..

Nothing says broken rich girl who failed on all fronts like Ireland Baldwin’s new face….

I don’t even think the girl is in 25 year, but her face is so jacked up se looks 45….

I guess she doesn’t realize that the new face isn’t going to change her chances at making it as a model, she had a window of opportunity when she was first on instagram in the early days of instagram, when she was dating a pro paddle surfer, and posting bikini and beach pics…her big tits on her big body were proportionate…but then she lost her mind, got prison tattoos, went to rehab…and started doing shoots for real low level, almost embarrassing brands…probably to piss off her dad, as if he even notices her, but an attempt to get him to notice her…only to not notice her…so instead she took her Christmas money and tried to do what she could to offset that Baldwin Jaw…you know to make a little more Bassigner out of her..only to look older than Bassigner…

It’s pretty hilarious that all these people are compelled to become fucking muppets…and Ireland Baldwin, despite irrelevance, is still got her finger on what works, she’s just failing at it on a public forum….

The only sad thing in all this is that there is no reason for her to not bow down, close her social media accounts, and live a great life volunteering at the dog rescue…she’s rich, has money and access, but is so committed to

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2019

Jan

Penelope Cruz Still Hot of the Day

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Penelope Cruz has some see through pants on….it’s like a tribute to the early days in Spain when she just started out and not wearing pants was a great mechanism to get hired. It was Europe and the early 90s….being pantsless is a cultural thing and part of the reason I used to rent foreign films to jerk off to back when my video store wouldn’t rent me porn anymore cuz I’d never bring it back….so I’d go the high brow, bush filled, summer on the Mediterranean….topless as fuck….

Penelope Cruz and her nose never really excited me, but I did once bang a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a big nose and I’d always get a kick out that…you know whilst fucking I’d tell her to speak to me in Spanish…I’d pander to her fucking delusions and try to make her think I was only into her because she looked like Penelope Cruz for my Penelope Cruz fetish…despite her being 300 pounds…see I’m not all bad…I am supportive to those who help me reach orgasm with their genitals…

I don’t know what this shoot is for…but it happened.

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2019

Jan

Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description:

Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works.

THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right…

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2019

Jan

Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

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Alyson Stoner is some older Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all old girls who were on Disney…she’s out there whoring in a bikini…

You perverts probably know her because she was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….because she’s a dancer…so you know her….dancing is one of your favorite things to watch teens or adults pretending to be teens do…your secret youtube account subscriptions….I mean when you “accidentally” come across a teen dance video on your innocent youtube journey….and it’s got 8 million views…that I highly doubt are from 8 million other kids learning to dance…but likely from 8 million people like you jacking off…because YOUTUBE and I guess Disney Channel is a perverted fucking place for perverts who can hide their perversion behind a fucking screen…when really it’d be nice if Youtube exposed them but they’d lose 90 percent of their pageviews / web traffic….the internet is a horny place..

I still don’t really know who Alyson Stoner is, but girls who dance are girls who can fuck, and when they are half naked in bikini on social media…that is easier to visualize. So thanks.

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2019

Jan

Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Playboy model….Who is also a Victoria’s Secret model…which is weird to me….because I come from a school of thought, or maybe it was from an era, where you do Playboy when you’re on the decline, or you do Playboy when you’re trying to get discovered for a Reality show or Baywatch….

I am not from a place where a Playboy model graduates, like she’s paid her whore duties, and invested her whore energy in her nakedness and half nakedness….through social media or any other media…at the level where the Mall brand reaches out and says “we could use that one to sell our products”…mainly because Victoria’s Secret has for years pretended to not ruin marriages, pretended to not be porn, pretended to be high end or luxurious….when we all knew the truth…the girls they used were all the same as Playboy models…their stories were just spun different…

It is still weird to see a Victoria’s Secret model who has done Playboy….and I feel there should be some discrimination, you know so that I can categorize my whores the best way possible, rather than meshing them all together into one stew or hodgepodge of whores….it confuses me when I am judging them for using their tits to get ahead whilst jacking off to them.

What I am saying is that I like my whores segregated. This one from Playboy, This one from VS, This one from SI, This one from Movies or TV, This one from Music, This one from Instagram, This one from the Strip Club, This one from Craigslist, This one for Backpages…you get what I am saying…

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2019

Jan

Rihanna Erotica of the Day

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My favorite Rihanna story, which is probably the only Rihanna story I’ve got, is that I met a dude from Barbados a bunch of years ago, right when the country was hating on her because the government had just given her a bunch of Crown land for her contribution to the marketing of the island…back when she was at the peak of her celebrity, when celebrity mattered and was more than just running a MEME account….and bitch would snob out the locals who she knew her entire life…lik she would intentionally be a diva cunt cuz she knew she was better than them…treating them like the hired help she probably was when she was growing up….anyway…you get what I am saying, diva from small island, goes back to small island after becoming rich and famous and is a cunt to the locals…typical story you’d expect……

Dude made it very clear to me that she was poor as shit when she was growing up, like real life shantytown shit, and that when she was 14 she become a sex worker, where she found the British dude who brought her to America and sold her off to Jay Z….because if you’ve hear Rihanna sing, you’ll know she’s not nearly talented enough to end up being imported into America and cultivated into a popstar….

There’s the whole immigration thing, the navigating importing sluts from a small island, getting her a place to live…a lot went into her career…all while there are perfectly equally if not more talented people in Brooklyn next to Jay Z’s fucking investment properties….there is no logical reason why Rihanna happened, there was no youtube channel or viral video at the time…it was straight up teen girl abducted and brought to America….and for that I will always find her compelling….what do you want from me, I like whores.

Here are her tits on New Years

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2019

Jan

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

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From professional Swedish basketball…I mean it was women’s basketball so how fucking professional could it really be…you know a bunch of tall chicks trying to play basketball at the level that most ninth grade boys play…but if you get sponsors who need hot chicks in sport to sell their sneakers to dudes…while pretending to be inclusive and equal rights…saying things like that women are as good at men at sports and the game is as high performance, or high skill level….when really we all know it isn’t…but as a brand you can’t say that…the Social Justice Warriors will slaughter you….

To deciding to be a model, working for Victoria’s Secret cuz bitch liked getting naked, like all athletes, she was probably a sexual predator, ready to rape from all that testosterone and lockeroom talk, so much so that she had to deal with her fetish, sexual dysfunction through nude modeling…..where that she gets nude even when she’s not modeling….

Not a bad thing, cuz she’s got that Muscle memory from when she was fit…and that slut attitude to do slut things…and make a career of being jerked off to…a real lucrative career being jerked off to…better than any Patreon girl being jerked off to….cuz this one’s legit…

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2019

Jan

Sarah Hyland Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland was in a bikini before the Golden Globes and apparently….her Kidney is trying to escape her body via her uterus….because whatever the fuck this body is…it’s weird…

I’ve thought Sarah Hyland was a creepy fuck for a long time….as long as she’s been famous I’ve thought something ain’t right, and not just because her boyfriend is a homosexual riding her celebrity wave…it’s good for his life, business, future after she dies and he inherits the house….

I’ve thought she looked like an adult child for the majority of her celebrity, then in the last year or so with all her face injections, she looks like a 65 year old woman…in a “something ain’t right”….but at least she’s got tits, and a willingness to show off those tits on social media – where the fans are supportive of her…

These are some of the weirder bikini pics on a celebrity…and I’ll just post them up for you to jerk off to in confusion….we all know you’ve jerked off to far worse….