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2019

04

Jan

Alexis Ren Still in a Thong of the Day

Alexis Ren Still in a Thong…because when you get to do important things like Dancing with the Stars….it’s hard to find the time to whore down on the beach in a slutty bikini for the paparazzi either you or your agent hired for you. You know that busy schedule from being a TV star who doesn’t do anything all day gets draining…so we’re so lucky to have access to this rare moment in Alexis Ren existence, since you know…she’s never in a bikini, and her whole feed isn’t her in a fucking bikini, like some kind of bikini model with a half retard face…giving Nina Agdal’s half retard face a run for the money….because retards with hot bodies need love too.

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2019

04

Jan

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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Halle Berry still exists…and she has social media…where she can play the same game all the other sluts are playing…getting topless in amazing places that the normals who aren’t sex workers, rich, sugar babies, or celebrities can’t visit…making the topless pic that much better than some whore getting topless in a dirty student apartment pr crackhouse….but not really…naked anywhere is good…these nudes just look like they smell better….

And really…they aren’t nude at all…but it’s Halle Berry holding her bare tits in the sand….for no reason at all…

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2019

04

Jan

Noah Cyrus Pussy Print of the Day

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Girls who feel the need to flash the world their panties can be a wonderful thing….

But girls who look like Noah Cyrus flashing the world their panties…for whatever fucking reason, I guess to get positive feedback, to feel hot, to find validation, all that other good stuff that leads to great content us perverts can jerk off to…is a terrible thing.

Save the panty flashing for Miley….sure the black sheep sister can be a good thing, when that black sheep sister doesn’t look like an actual black sheep who belongs in a barn….in Kentucky or wherever the fuck Billy Ray and his Achy Breaky Heart crawled out of before producing a couple of attention seeking, half naked on the internet sluts….who are probably very boring but try to be very interesting…and relevant as they mooch of the pop culture of their generation and re-package it for the mainstream audience…

This isn’t legitimate artistry…this is calculated…on the wrong fucking calculator…you know the calculator that belongs to the hot chick…not big buttoned novelty one for the dog who can do math equations….as part of his Youtube act.

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2019

04

Jan

Sylvie Meis Wet Bikini of the Day

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Sylvie Meis…I don’t know who this ME IS girl, but maybe it’s like Me Too for half retards who don’t have a command of the English Language….#MeIs….

I assume I’ve done posts on her in the past, since she’s in her 60s, based on that face and I’ve been at this for 14 years…and just don’t feel like looking her up,

She is in a bikini an that is probably exciting to some of us buried in snow, living in land locked places, who never see girls in bikinis because even in this instagram filled life of sluts…the bikini is a special outfit only worn on family vacations we can’t afford to shitty beaches like The Jersey Shore…since we don’t have money to get on those airplanes…and the Jersey Shore is driving distance…

You know what I mean…old lady bikini gross…but still a bikini and bikinis are a great thing no matter how often we see them.

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2019

04

Jan

Stella Maxwell Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t believe in lebsianism. It is a myth. So this Stella Maxwell lesbianism seems like bullshit to me.

Not because she did a weird porno shoot with a dude for attention the other day…

But because Lesbians, like the real die hard and official lesbians don’t look like this, and don’t like girls who look like this.

It’s some Hollywood rendition of lesbianism, that is really just a girl into pussy that can take her places, like to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog that I assume they still ship out to married men everywhere to jerk off to.

I don’t doubt she eats cunt, or sits on faces…I just doubt her intentions and authenticity….and that is my right to judge, because I am a human with an opinion, stop trying to take that from me.

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2019

03

Jan

Harley Quinn Smith Bikini of the Day

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Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter, who you’d expect to look like this, because her dad is Kevin Smith….

He may be a survivor of Heart Attacks from Obesity…but he’s not the genetically enhanced sperm you’d expect to make a hot girl….

But luckily thanks to technology, the nerd icon, with all his super hero virgin weirdness…and catalog of TERRIBLE fucking movies you all probably like cuz you’re 50 and can relate to him….rich girls don’t need to be hot to get into a bikini…they can all do it, they can use apps to make themselves look hot, or they can use daddy’s credit card, whether a legit daddy or just a dad they met on some dating app…to buy a new face..tits….and clearly not Liposcution from the midsection from this one….because I guess she gets it from her daddy…and likes to show off what being a Smith is all about…

The good news for her is that virgin loser nerds will like her cuz she has a vagina…and that rich nerds who are inspired by her dad’s content will like her cuz of who her dad is…so she doesn’t need my validation to say “maybe body positivity isn’t the best thing to put into a bikini”….let’s keep the pants on until we reach our New Year New Me fitness goals…it’s only fair.

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2019

03

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Tight Leggings of the Day

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Another year gone by – another year J.Lo shows off her fat ass and pretends that she’s not pushing 50…or maybe she is 50…I don’t know these things. I am not Wikipedia and I didn’t like J.Lo when she was 20, 35 years ago, so I don’t like her in her liposuction, being an old evil hag, the mean Queen from Disney, trying to steal attention from actual young, hot talent.

But she’s Puerto Rican and they are loyal to their people who make it in the world…and for that she will continue performing til she dies…even if she doesn’t even know how to speak Spanish and that Puerto Rican angle is just an angle to break through back in the 90s when the industry allowed Latin people to be more than just I Love Lucy’s husband.

Point being…this is all a scam…a scam in leggings…really strong leggings…holding up her ass…

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2019

03

Jan

Karrueche Tran Wet Bikini of the Day

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If only all trans looked like this….I’d be more into trans as a concept, instead of just seeing it for the weird mental disorder that it is, and not really respecting it as a movement because I don’t like pandering to anyone who whines about being accepted or included….but at the same time, I don’t judge men who dress as women and compete in Women’s sports as a trans, I think that’s hilarious and a good strategy to get sponsor deals and fame….I also know trans people, who know they are mentally fucked up, and don’t expect me to think Trans is a movement or a thing beyond men dressing like women and wanting to be called women….it’s the non trans people that are more annoying about trans rights than anything…..

Point being, Karrueche Tran was Chris Brown’s girl after he beat the fuck out of Rihanna, because rich guys, famous guys can do no wrong and will always find a hot bitch who wants to associate no matter how fucking crazy or weird they are.

Well, she’s in a bikini….Go Trans…give her access to my COED bathroom…it’s inclusive and there are cameras in the toilet.

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2019

03

Jan

Selena Gomez Tight Leggings of the Day

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Selena Gomez is so weirdly shaped…seeing her and her fitness outfit is zero erotic…but for some reason, she’s the hottest celeb on the instagram, and every Selena Gomez post gets clicks….

I don’t know if all of yall are perverts who used to jerk off to Barney….where she got her break, or maybe you’re a little cooler than I expect and thought that her big break was when she secretly produced Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers, which turned out to be shit, but you were hopeful cuz you’re old and remember KIDS being something better that it was….but really you just liked Chloe Sevigny getting aids…

I just know Disney marketing may have mentally fucked her, physically fucked her, giving her LUPUS and Kidney Transplants….while in Rehab due to addiction…where she came out with bigger tits and a new face….but it made her matter..and isn’t that what everyone wants….to matter….or maybe it’s to mattress…cuz fuck this internet nonsense and give me a nap.

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2019

03

Jan

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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When your rocking viral instagram body that has likely had a bit of work done to it to maintain the lie you’ve created on social media…that has garnered you some level of fame…enough fame to get onto the TV channels trying to tap into social media…not sure how to compete so they blindly hire some low level fake tits who had a viral travel channel with her boyfriend that targeted horny women with shitty lives everywhere to have that dream life…like a motivational poster of the generation….only to be reminded when it is all over that TV is dead…but that Alexis Ren can still produce whorish content for her feed…it’s all she knows…and I’m ok with that…because when you look behind her fetal alcohol syndrome baby head….she looks good half naked…hence the level of pervert followers she’s got…that lured the execs at Dancing with the Stars to sign her up…

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