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2019

03

Jan

Delilah Hamlin Topless of the Day

Delilah Hamlin Slutty Topless

Delilah Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s prostitute daughter who reminds me of her mother in that she’s got face injections, but more importantly she’s keeping her mom’s legacy up by sexualizing herself, despite the family having money beyond any of their dreams, enough money that their daughter doesn’t need to be a sex worker, yet for some reason, a reason we can all assume is ego, narcissism, keeping up with the Kardashians and all that other exciting nonsense that is ridiculous but LA vapid emptiness….the family business of getting naked or half naked with your plastic surgery for attention continues.

Why become a contributing member of society when you can be some slutty half naked rich kid girl who lives in a life of luxury getting naked on the internet for free….

Makes perfect sense to me.


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2019

03

Jan

Barbara Palvin Erotica of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the fat Victoria’s Secret model that they fired or laid off while waiting for her to get her shit together by starving her fat self….only to be brought back into the mix with Victoria’s Secret conveniently after they got attacked by media, persecuted by the press, guilty by the court of public opinion for saying they don’t want to use trannies in their campaigns, or fat chicks, cuz they like using hot chicks, which you’d think would be their right as a company selling shitty made in China lingerie but that is in fact not their choice in this era of Social Justice Warriors who know better than the billion dollar brands and who sit around trying to find flaws in marketing messages, tweets by people of interest, all while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians…it’s so fucking backwards..

I have met Social Justice Warrior types who target one person they saw in a Meme, while being a half naked, trying to be an influencer, coke party slut into gangbangs if the dudes are rich….get so mad cuz a Comedian makes a joke…or a brand doesn’t like fat chicks…or if their Cafeteria serves Indian food made by a Mexican….it’s just insane but instead of the media saying “you’re all nuts” they pander to them, coddle them, and issue public apologies…PUSSIES.

The point is that I guess they told Palvin to fatten herself up again, cuz she has, maybe she’s pregnant, or maybe they need someone they can pretend is Plus Sized to redeem themselves in this crazy internet world filled with uptight cunts showing their cunts.

Here she is being the Victorias Secret plus size model

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2019

03

Jan

Chanel West Coast Shakes Her Ass of the Day

Chanel West Coast Soft Core Porno Shaking Ass

I would write a poem for Chanel West Coast….because I am a poet and not a rapper like her..you know culturally appropriating the black folks and their culture while being some white Southern California bullshit girl who was on an MTV show where she played the secretary, a job she probably should have kept, a career she probably should have focused on, filing paperwork, rather than single-filing men into her cunt to get a music career that still hasn’t happened 10 years after being first introduced to us…I mean being on MTV in 2008 was a solid way to be more than what Chanel West Coast has become…but at least she’s still a whore.

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2019

02

Jan

Adriana Lima Weird Swimsuit Erotica of the Day

Adriana Lima Swimsuit

I thought Adriana Lima expired / retired from Victoria’s Secret after dragging that shit on and on and on and on for years after years after years…in the never ending cycle of bullshit promo modeling that made her lots of millions of dollars…who was either too narcissistic to realize how ugly she had got to care about how ugly she got….or just didn’t realize she aging badly….even though all women realize they are aged the way a sandwich in your lunchbox ages….not a good kind of aging…even if he has some probiotics to help your gut health….it can probably poison you…or maybe it was a so exposed all these years, whatever, fuck you pay me, situation….some people can’t handle seeing pics of themselves, while others are totally into shitty pics of themselves….especially when millions of dollars come with it…like “I don’t want to see myself, but if you do and you’ll pay me, ok”….it’s just sex work on another level really…

Either way….LIMA is still in a bathing suit…even when she’s announced that she’ll stop….because that’s the kind of person she is…a LIAR!.

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2019

02

Jan

Emmy Rossum in a Bikini of the Day

Emmy Rossum we have seen you naked…you dumb cunt.

I hate Emmy Rossum for no official reason. Just one of those celebs I think suck for no reason. We don’t need a reason to hate them. They are already all very hate worthy just being the assholes that they are….but some of them are less irritating and offensive than the others…some entertain me and I appreciate their nonsense…while others just eat away at my soul whenever I see them. Naked or not….bikini or not…just pure shit…

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2019

02

Jan

Faith Schroder Bikini Erotica of the Day

Faith Schroder Bikini Erotica

Silver Spoon’s Schroder’s daughter is crawling around on all fours in a bikini, for her own bikini line I think, since all the instagram sluts are doing bikini lines, to have an excuse to post themselves in a bikini and I respect the hustle for a few reasons…the first is the level of entrepreneurship involved in launching your own brand is impressive, especially with such a young woman. Taking the whole “my dad is rich from acting maybe, I’m not sure, actors didn’t make that much in the 70s”…and saying “I’m in charge of my own destiny”…..it’s also a solid tactic for those instagram jobs you can’t get when the brands stop paying out people to post their nonsense…it’s an “I don’t need you, I got my own business, I aint no influencer slave to the marketing people, I am the marketing people”……but the main thing that I respect the hustle for is the half naked crawling around on all fours it takes to promote the bikini line….it’s one of the better product lines to launch if you’re a hot half naked 18 year old chick….


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2019

02

Jan

Christina Aguilera Still Trying to be Hot of the Day

Christina aguilera Tits Still Trying to be Hot

Christina Aguilera looking like an old hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…there was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowdown….fatty.

I am not sure she’s properly executing this comeback tour after years of being invisible on her pile of money…but at least she’s making moves in the right naked direction…

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2019

02

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Got Them Anti Vaxxer Titties On of the Day

kristin cavallari Got Them Titties On

Just because you’re an anit-vaxxer idiot from a reality show that was on TV 20 years ago..before you followed your dreams of marrying a pro athlete to breed with and live that epic life with….

Doesn’t mean you can’t still show off your 30 something year old tits in some bullshit pose because you’re back and ready to take on the media / entertainment industry now that the kids you produced for a paycheck are old enough….

The great news is that if her pro athlete ever leaves her, she can get a solid 20k or more a month from him, and you can get a nanny for 4,000 a month..that’s at least 17k in profit…enough to live off of….

So if you’re gonna get knocked up women, do it with rich guys. It pays.

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2019

02

Jan

Kylie Jenner Black Face Tits of the Day

Kylie Jenner Big Fake Tits in Black Face

What the world needs less of is Kylie Jenner. I mean all Kardashians, but Kylie Jenner the most…only because they’ve managed to make her into this billionaire Kardashian, which may or may not be bullshit, but her cosmetic company sells billions of bullshit product..and it is all your fault for buying…whoever you are who looks at this trash and thinks “her dad must have cut his own dick off”….

The fact that she pushes cosmetics, when her whole fucking face is rebuilt from surgery…she’s a white girl who looks like she’s about to release a rap album…her excess and luxury items cuz she’s rich…disgusting…and the message she leaves the world with her zero personality…pretty fucking negative, evil, empty and useless…

But she’s got some mom tits out…and her liposuctioned waist to hip ration and if that doesn’t excite you….let’s hope it inspires you to eliminate this from society in 2019…if you know what I mean…

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2019

02

Jan

Nina Agdal is Naked of the Day

Nina Agdal Slutty Nude

Nina Agdal has Downs Syndrome, so hating on her is like bullying the handicapped guy on a work program at your local grocery store, you know because it makes you feel better about yourself knowing that you may be a retard but you’re not that retarded….

She’s the March of Times bikini model….back when Sports Illustrated was featuring skinny models, trying to avoid the fat models, they’ve ended up hiring now, they felt their venture into inclusivity was using handicapped women with hot bodies…

Well, she’s taken that to fuck a few wallets, no stress when you’re worth a fuck, even if fucking handicapped women is a weird fetish, rich guys seem into it….

And here she is continuing her self promotion, naked at her boyfriend’s mom’s house.

Rich people…

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