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2019

02

Jan

Rita Ora Pussy Print in a Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora brought out the pussy that the least popular Spiderman according to a guy on my Facebook who watches those dumb fucking movies had to say….

I don’t watch movies like that, not because I am high brow, or sophisticated and need more artistry in my entertainment needs. I run a site called drunkenstepfather and I have bathed in a puddle on the side of the street after waking up in said puddle after drunkenly passing out trying to salvage the last beer I dropped….from being drunk…into said puddle…..broken glass all in my face…to this day…..

But I do watch pop culture sluts like Rita Ora make it in America, immigrants stealing the white man’s job…with her tits…her awesome tits…that she’s shamelessly showing off because she knows they lead to her getting hit songs and finally mattering as an artist rather than the back alley bottom feeding trash she is…you know the kind of person sucking the last beer spilled out of a puddle on the street corner…but the famous version….

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2019

01

Jan

Hilary Duff Beach Erotica for 2019 of the Day

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2019 is the year of the no bikini on fat chicks…or new moms…or above 30 year old women….

Take Hilary Duff’s lead….tell your friends…this is the way to be…. make them in your size, just because there is the whole social media thing, where the majority of people mistake likes from perverts on slutty pics as influence or relevance…

No one needs to see that. Save it for your Sugar Baby….you Sugar Momma…you’r Hilary Duff and that’s why he knocked you up right away…cuz her payroll and lifestyle is freedom from trying to achieve anything on your own….

We don’t need to see that Hilary Duff fat ass, even though a lot of you want to see that Hilary Duff fat ass…thanks to your demented fucked perverted ways….and your Stuff by Duff fetish….

Just because they make bikinis in their size, doesn’t mean it’s a celebration when they put them on to feel empowered or whatever….

My friend once said “Old ladies that wear young girls shit are like the ghost in the sixth sense that don’t know they’re dead”…..and he’s right….

But after much reflection, on this sleepy New Years Day….

I’ve decided I would rather Hilary Duff be naked in these pics…clothing just gets in the way of staring at her mom pussy dangling in the Luxurious and Warm Cabo Wind…….

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2019

01

Jan

Katharine McPhee Still in a Bikini of the Day

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This is Katharine McPhee in a bikini looking alright, doing that whole Sugar Baby, living that rich person life, cuz she’s engaged to a 75 year old very rich fucking guy and that’s how romance works. I mean she likely grew up listening to his music, she probably respected him and though of him as some kind of icon, because I guess in a lot of ways, David Foster, her finace…has done a lot of shit in the music industry…produced lots of songs…and not just Michael Buble…

He’s a Canadian hero who left Canada to live that star studded rich person life off his talent…solid story….one that should end with an averagely famous 20 something from American Idol being your live-in Groupie slut you take on luxury vacations….because that’s how rich person love works….it’s transactional people…and it seems like everyone wins in their emptyness….if winning is luxury villas, great weather and bikinis, while I’m snowed in….

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2019

01

Jan

Katie Holmes Bikini with Jamie Foxx of the Day

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Katie Holmes is trying to get her bikini down, cuz she gets down…with a brother named Jamie Foxx…

Maybe this is her Scientologist attempt to show you all that sh’s a human, tits hanging out sloppy….

Maybe she’s just showing off that she’s reading some “How to Be Human for Dummies” book.

Rich people in Miami on Yachts pushing 50 years old….doing bikinis….SLOPPY TITTY which must be a flaw in Tom Cruise’ blue prints…

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2019

01

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Wet Bikini of the Day

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I figure nothing says hit the workout machines cuz it’s 2019 like looking at this fat model who I think is in a fat suit, you know the equivalent of black face only for models who want to be models but aren’t good enough to be models so they force feed themselves and spin the storyline to body positivity and the world celebrates them as they get to eat whatever the fuck they want to maintain….probably a liberating experience when you fully commit to it….

The fact is that she will one day be skinny again, when the money dries up and people remember that fat kill…but until then…fat chick, slow crawl out of the pool, with that slow mo ass jiggle..to inspire your resolutions…. and get that gym membership…even though you can’t outtrain a diet…abs are made in the kitchen…and I guess so are careers for the right fat chick who knows how to angle it right….while we all know that real fat chicks are too lazy, tired and self hating to succeed…we’re onto you Iskra…

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2019

01

Jan

Kimberley Garner Flashing Her Ass of the Day

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You may not know who Kimberley Garner is, but I do. She’s an aging girl from the UK who was on some rich person reality show, and has since moved to America to make it in America…since that’s the dream anyone on TV has…especially when they are marketed as the hot chick and is used to being followed by a camera….

I do not think she’s that famous, interesting or compelling, but she exists and is trying to exist even more by showing off her ass she’s been either working on, or doing ass implants or injections like all the girls are doing…and the fact of the matter is that famous or not…that’s a fun looking ass that deserves more attention even though no one seems to care since there are many great asses on the internet and in life….hard to just fixate on one internet ass…especially when it’s a boring one….but at least she’s trying. Not naked enough, sure…but are they ever really naked enough? Even when spread eagled they aren’t naked enough…but this is a step in the right direction…eventually all the thirsty for fame women get naked for fame….so now is as good a time as any I figure….

Here she is in her wet bikini

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2018

31

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian Trying Their Best of the Day

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As an aspirational – New Years Resolution post – Let’s collectively hope for an end of the Kardashians in 2019.

We have made them far too much money, made them feel far too important, continue to pander to their nonsense even though we collectively hate them…in one of those why hasn’t anyone eliminated them yet…no fundamental Christian who hates all the damage they’ve done to the world through their influence….no natural disaster…like an Avalanche in this pic of them doing SNOWY bikini selfies to inspire all the snowbound sluts that snow can’t get in the way of being a whore….just own it girl…feminism yay…

They are dumb, uninspiring, garbage…and we can only hope their being the top of the celebrity ladder eventually topples over…it doesn’t make sense to me that they’ve run this scam as long as they have and had it workout….maybe it’s just jealousy since every scam I run hasn’t worked out…they are still shit though.

Here is Kourtney Kardashain giving her best

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2018

31

Dec

Lily Rose Depp Bikini Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is the future – and I figure New Years Eve is the key time to celebrate the future…since the future is about to slap us in the motherfucking face in a few hours…I mean I guess it is already 2019 in a bunch of places in the world now…so here’s the future is here…now…hard nippled in a bikini….rich kid in a bikini….struggling through life as a rich kid….famous by extension of her dad….

What I am trying to say is that Lily Rose Depp is 2019….

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2018

31

Dec

Nina Agdal is Topless of the Day

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Nina Agdal is on vacation with her husband in training, who happens to be Christie Brinkley’s son, who I guess they met at some Sports Illustrated events, since Sports Illustrated is all that either of them have done, I mean besides sex with rich guys…cuz these bikini models who get a start and really only work for Sports Illustrated are almost escorts. They don’t ever really get that many paid gigs, maybe here and there and occasional campaigns to justify their existence and to make them feel like they are less whore than they are…but it is almost always just a conduit or vehicle for them to get rich dudes to knock them up and provide that rich dude life for them….pretty standard stuff and Nina Agdal is pretty old now, body still looking good enough, face still looking full retard…but the only hope for her now is to play the Girlfriend, give the Girlfriend experience to a dude with a hefty bank balance who can provide her that good life and who understands the whore that is the bikini model…cuz his old tired mom was one…..Romance.

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2018

31

Dec

Nina Dobrev Tits in a Mormon Sacrifice Ritual with Julianne Hough of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is hanging out with Julianne Hough the Mormon who was sexualized at a young age – sent off to Europe for her dance…possibly molested by her trainers and /or her gay brother who wasn’t allowed to be gay in the Mormon church so they’d make him practice on his sister….and now Nina, the Canadian immigrant, now an American Immigrant, because I guess that’s the easiest way to manipulate your way into a Green Card, is hanging with the mormon and participating in her weird Mormon sex games that John Smith the Mormon founder with 7 wives would be proud of…

This is some Sister Wife Baptism ritual in a bikini cuz they are modern…and it’s weird.

Here she is spreading her legs