Alyson Stoner…who gives a fuck…seriously…though…right.
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2018
27
Dec
Sam Hanratty Got Them TItties On of the Day
Sam Hanratty got her tits out…Who cares…
Hanratty is a silly name…
Young sluts being slutty because of feminism…because they are from the porn generation and don’t know what slutty is…or don’t judge sluts cuz they are an inclusive generation….and don’t judge each other for being sluts…and even if a girl wants to take 12 dicks down her throat no condom! Fucking 12 cum shots dripping down her leg at the rave….and that’s not even slutty to them…but dudes jerking off to their tits…that’s sexual assulut…
No logic in this world…ever.
That said…PIMPLE TIT.
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Posted in:Sammi Hanratty|SFW
2018
26
Dec
Yana Vozharovskaya Bikini of the Day
I was going to write a magical – Eastern European Prostitute story of a sex worker with no soul…..but it turns out that Yana Vozharovskaya is an Australian…obviously an Australian import marketing herself as Australian so that her sex working is seen more as casual and fun…drunk and sun soaked at the beach…than in some cold water flat during the cold war communist iron curtain….it’s more acceptable kind of sex work…the hot chick who gets half naked cuz she’s hot kind of sex work…rather than the darkness that comes with Soviet sex work…but with her soviet name….we can always dream of a better kind of sex work than the one we’re being fed in this bikini shoot…can’t we.
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2018
26
Dec
Chantel Jeffries Christmas Pussy Dance of the Day
Chantel Jeffries is one of those instagram girls who has totally rebuilt herself to live up to the instagram filter / facetune photoshopping they do to themselves…plastic surgery at 22 to live out their lie.
Her claim to fame was being a girl who dated Bieber and possibly got arrested with him, and has gone on to date all kind of other athletes….while hanging with important people like third and fourth tier Kardashians…
There’s even a sex tape rumor of her riding some other girl’s face while another one filmed them…all three instagram Kylie Jenner friends…because it is the porn generation, their morals are lose, people like to cum…and if you’re willing to jack yourself up the way they do, porn isn’t a major difference from the shit they put out all day….like this lingerie Christmas dance…
The only funny thing about this is that they get brand deals…like people actually hire these pics….
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2018
25
Dec
Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Bikini of the Day
Is this one the Tom Brady wife, or sis he buy the other Hooker from Brazil shopped here from the people at Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to retire gracefully before looking like the 40 year old hanging onto her bikini model life… like this one…you know forced to work for ego, for some money, for a mall brand because for whatever reason she got famous and relevant…and at this age…it’s more that she looks good for 40 but the cut off age for a bikini is 30 so not quite sure what she’s doing here but it’s pretty fucking bold….
I guess it’s Christmas…and that’s why she’s wearing a candy Cane bikini….looking her age but better than others her age and I guess in this era of inclusivity that’s what it’s about…
I like her tattoo from when she was a teen 40 years ago…it’s turned green like an old sailer you meet at the bar….only in tramp stamp location.
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2018
25
Dec
Sofia Richie Pussy Print of the Day
I guess Sofia Richie felt it was important to jack her flesh colored bikini, yes I know it’s yellow and she’s not Asian, but when you mix blood and get these people addicted to spray tans, everyone is in black face…even the part black people….like this one…
Thanks to the light bikini color you can see her uterus, you know full Pussy definition, the same Pussy she uses to fuck the Kardashian baby daddy who gives her some relevance of her own….rather than living in her dads shadow even if she uses her dads money.
It’s Christmas and Christmas is for family even when your family is garbage money grubbing pigs who have ruined society with their muppet faces..
But check out that pussy definition.
Here she is with her boyfriends baby mother Kourntey Kardashian
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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie
2018
25
Dec
Dog Faced Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day
It may be Christmas but updating the site with bikini pics of sluts who produce their half naked pics all the fucking time makes it pretty easy for me to post them up and make fun of them for being old haggard and far uglier than they appear to be which in Nina Agdals case is pretty ugly…thanks to that retard face or should I call her simple…isn’t that the politically correct way…even though everyone will get offended by everything…
We are waiting for people to be offended by Ots a wonderful life instead of seeing it as a timeless story…that can inspire us all…to not kill ourselves…
In the meantime we can watch Nina self promoting, working on Christmas for that JEWISH money she tries to fuck everyday day of the year so that everyday is Christmas for her and I guess it’s Christmas for you.
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Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW
2018
25
Dec
Farrah Abraham Bolt Ons in Lingerie of the Day
Merry Christmas to all and to all a bunch of pics of Farrah Abraham in lingerie because christmas is about giving and receiving the shittiest gifts and either throwing a tantrum or pretending you love it because like Lady Gaga. You can act too….we all can…it’s called lying and what better way to do it than on the day we celebrate Jesus and his birth even if it is not his birthday at all but the corporations need the strong end of year….
Here she is in her slutty santa bikini
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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW
2018
24
Dec
Barbara Palvin Christmas Bikini of the Day
Barbara Palvin looks like she’s fattening up, maybe it’s thanks to getting work again for the Underwear Brand, then doing the whole trying to help Sports Illustrated stay relevant by posing for them like she was an instagram model with an iphone, only with far more budget spent, because that issue covers the cost of that magazine and keeps it afloat, even though the exact same pics are all over instagram with girls far hotter than the ones they use…
Palvin’s also secured a Disney Twin child star, Zach and Cody, not sure which one, but the parents obviously took a page out of the Olsen book and managed to make them a shit ton of money before they hit puberty – allowing them to never work again, even though one is on Riverdale, the one she’s with is just on her..
But I do like her commitment to the Holiday Season with that Xmas Hat…it’s seasonal, and if you’re like me, you fucking love Christmas cuz Christmas is fucking magical…and bitches in bikinis, even if the market is saturated and they are everywhere…are magical too….
I love Tacky decorations, Christmas Movis, Christmas music…all of it…so this Hungarian is speaking my Christmas Language on Christmas eve.
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Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW
2018
21
Dec
Aubrey O’Day Christmas Erotica of the Day
Aubrey O’Day the 40 year old marketing wizard….produces some heavily photoshopped thematic based images for her social media…with her jacked up face injected face, fake tits and fat sucked out stomach…because like a Kardashian…you too can do all the same procedures for the same effect and apparently black dudes…and really all dudes will jerk off to you or at least stare at your tits like you want them to do…and that’s pretty magical…I guess.
I mean she was a reality show pop band 20 fucking years ago…what did you expect her to do in her 40s….
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