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2018

31

Dec

Salma Hayek Got Them Titties On of the Day

Salma Hayek may be old as fuck…but her tits are still big and that’s what people care about when it comes to Mexican imports who are stealing their jobs.

You know all that build the wall concept of fuck immigrants who sneak in and stay, who cost the governement 20 billion dollars a year, when a wall would be a one time payment of 5 billion and would keep the bad people and their drugs out….that whole propaganda machine around illegals killing and raping citizens of the country…even though they are often times illegals who flew in via airplane and not walking across any wall….like the recent one of the Jamaican illegal who did some shit…dude didn’t cross any walls to get to America….

All this to say, none of this applies to tits…cuz we’re all like “BRING IN MORE TITS FROM ANYWHERE YOU CAN CUZ WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TITS HERE”….since we all love tits…so all that ILLEGALS shit only applies to the uglies…the way it is meant to be.

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2018

31

Dec

Sarah Hyland Titty Grab of the Day

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Sarah Hyland and her double Kidney Transplant…has embraced life in all it’s Glory…where instead of having any reservations or insecurities or anger issues…she’s decided to really live…cuz life is short…so fucking live….and she does that the way all the other girls on the social media are doing that and that is by getting half naked and slutty….it’s this grey area porno where people are posting shit that is as close to NSFW as it can get….while being quirky weirdo mainstream celebs…making it far less pornographic than it is….

The whole thing is very weird….

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2018

31

Dec

Tallulah Willis Pussy Dance of the Day

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I don’t know about you – but all that arguing as the whether Die Hard was a Christmas Movie or not – has forced me to watch Bruce Willis’ daughter dancing it out a week after the fact in her bikini being a weirdo – because when you’re a rich kid…being a weirdo is all you’ve got to find a sense of self…and the good news is that there are no consequences for her actions cuz she’s a Willis motherfuckers…so she can just keep doing whatever it is she does…which I think is just posting random content with lesbian nudist undertones on her social media feed during her perpetual vacation that is her life….cuz Daddy Died Hard for Christmas all those years ago and has been a serious fucking earner ever since….plus there’s her stepdaddy dot com billionaire who probably had her throw some money into his funding of all kinds of apps when apps were a thing and people could become billionaires overnight…none of those people were me…imagine that..being on the internet with a website since 2004 and not coming up with an app or money making scheme during all that time…I mean the real loser is the one writing this….about the real winner which is this bikini girl….who doesn’t need to be a winner cuz she was born already won….

The takeaway from all this is that she’s skinny with some titties in a bikini with a fat ass that has no cellulite…I’m into it.

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2018

31

Dec

Iggy Azalea Slutty as Her Dancer Dies in the Background of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Iggy Azalea. I don’t find her interesting, compelling, hot….I find her career a lie, a joke, a scam really….flimsy at best. She saw an opportunity and ran with it and that opportunity involved getting a jacked up face and ass injections after sucking all the fat out of her stomach to give her a more hourglass body…forgetting that she’s middle class white suburban from Australia…and speaking with a fake ghetto drawl like she’s some hood bitch…it’s comedy…but not as comedic as her continuing to dance, shaking that fat ass, while her back-up dancer died on stage next to her….

There’s a fetish in this for sure.

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

31

Dec

Katy Perry Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

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Dude…

Here’s some Katy Perry showing off her fat cellulite ridden ass…because in the event you didn’t know…Katy Perry has a disgusting fucking body and has always had a disgusting body and the older she gets…the more it looks like it has always looked to me….

I’m like a Clarevoyant, a Miss Clio, I fucking saw MIDDLE AGED MOM body when she first started and her big sloppy tits didn’t divert me from that….

Not once have I said “Katy Perry is a Babe”…in any way….ever…she’s not…

But you’re lucky, because she’s out on a trip bending over with what looks like her balls totally exposed….

Noting says hot 40 year old with Cankles like a pussy that looks like a set of inflated balls…

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2018

31

Dec

Lili Reinhart Chubby Bikini Erotica for Social Media of the Day

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Lili Reinhart, who you may not know of, but who you probably have seen around, thanks to her being on one of the most over hyped garbage shows, that have probably some the worst writers on TV, in what was likely an experiment that they were only prepared to have one season, thanks to the kid behind it being one of Steven Spielberg’s production partners kid….people throw money at people like that…

Anyway, this Lili Reinhart is the Betty from Betty and Veronica Fame, despite looking like she ate Veronica…it’s the 2018s people…fat chicks are people too…just don’t try to compare her to her comic counterpart, because her comic counterpart had a waistline…

This is some bold posing, arms up, gut hanging out…pretty arrogant behavior if you ask me, and you did ask me, thanks to clicking on the URL that brought you to this site.

We call this “One Too Many Milkshakes at Pops”….the instagram whoring edition…which is like an Archie Double Digest…but it looks like she hasn’t digested yet….get it..cuz she’s fat…maybe bloated..it could be IBS…or a lactose allergy…maybe she’s pregnant….so many options….if you can get past that one set of broad strong shoulders….if acting doesn’t work out for her when Riverdale trash is cancelled..she get get into moving furniture. It’s lucrative business….especially when you’re the only “Bikini Moving Company”

Posted in:Lili Reinhart|SFW

2018

28

Dec

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print Selfie of the Day

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It’s not a selfie unless you throw your pussy into it…innit…

It is the holidays, I am on dodgy internet in a fucking igloo in Canada…

Trying to break down this pussy in panties for social media shamelessness doesn’t matter when we can all just enjoy how ugly people troll the world and become the Kardashian family of billionaires…

All these people are idiots, but a 21 year old skinny chick who gets lipo from her stomach to inject that fat in her ass…is always entertaining…

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

28

Dec

Sailor Cook Brinkley Topless of the Day

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Sailor Cook Brinkley is in Turks and Caicos, where her family has some mansion in the same resort as Keith Richards and other really rich as fuck famous people…

They get to vacation together….and be rich together..while their daughters take slutty selfies in expensive places to remind their followers that they are better than they are….and thus you should be interested in them…

Right.

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Posted in:Sailor Brinkley|SFW

2018

28

Dec

Madison Beer in a Racy Titty Shirt of the Day

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Madison Beer brought her tits out, hard nipples out, bottom of her tit out for the paparazzi because she is trying to legitimize herself as an artist who is more than just a Youtube cover song artist who made tons of Youtube money of other people’s work…all thanks to having a mom who properly utilized her or sexualized for the pervert fans they are still targeting….in a world where tits still get hits…and more and more girls are using that tactic…cuz it works…all while pretending to not judge each other…even though they are the first to call each other the whores that they are behind closed doors..but this is the era of smoke and mirrors and lies….but luckily that’s all offset by the exhibitionism us voyeurs like…

If you’re not into her tits, you can look at her face injected face…All these girls are trying to look like they photoshop themselves to look and need plastic surgery at 21 years old to get it….weird.

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Here she is in a different bra

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

28

Dec

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

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Here are the American Idol tits that have established a career outside of American Idol…in being the sex slave to a 70 year old billionaire music producer who is at the stage in his life to hire some semi famous, d-list sure, pussy to accompany him to his diaper changing appointments as these rich old people still war diapers like other normal old fucks….they just do it better than the normals cuz they are rich and can cast bitches like this in the role….spread legged and ready to be treated like a diaper so long as the pay check keeps coming…Girls.

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