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2019

11

Jan

Cambrie Schroder Silver Spoons Nipple Slip of the Day

When you’re a 22 year old girl, with a dad who was on TV, even if he never did much after Silver Spoons, he was super fucking famous thanks to there only being 3 networks back then- so all of America would watch him…..it only makes sense that you want to be current on social media….you want to be on trend with your slutty outfits and poses…you want to be a fake model who stages instagram model shoots…you want to flash your tits cuz you don’t wear a bra…it all feeds back into the need for celebrity of your own for doing nothing….

This Cambrie girl actually has a bit of a better hustle than the other rich whores, she is out there promoting her own bikini line, and when you mix entrepreneurial hustle, with half naked whore hustle….I appreciate it more than just whore hustle…because they want to whore so bad…the created a business to be the excuse for such whoring…and that’s far more lucrative and impressive than just whoring and hoping rich men throw money at you for nudes, or your premium account, or to escort them to Cannes or some other even in Dubai where they shit on you….

clever.

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2019

11

Jan

Delilah Hamlin Wet Bikini of the Day

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Look everyone – Lisa Rina’s daughter is a half naked, get in a bikini, because bikini pics get the most engagement, kind of whore you’d expect her to be, despite being rich and having access to do and study pretty much anything, but why bother, when you can be a vapid little half naked whore instead….there’s more upside to having fans and dudes jerking off to you…didn’t you know….

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2019

11

Jan

Taylor Hill Pussy Print of the Day

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Taylor Hill has the best Cameltoe of the week. I mean I can pretty much see her uterus, which is what I generally like about bikini bottoms that are one size too small that with the right amount of movement, or wetness,, allows us all to see her fucking soul…

I mean this Cameltoe pussy definition is so pronounced, I feel like it has a mind of it’s own, like it’s trying to escape her body and shout “I’m here too”…because as of now, whenever I hear the name Taylor Hill, in all her Victoria’s Secret marketing glory, I will remember this day…the day we met her pussy filled with bikini like it was Ashley Graham at the buffet.

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2019

11

Jan

Camila Morrone Bikini of the Day

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Camila Morrone is the year long fake girlfriend of homosexual Leon, I prefer LEON to LEO, it just makes more sense to me….

I assume that LEON and his girlfriend’s mom were friends, and this was a tactic to help his friend out by elevating her daughter’s career by being the publicity tool used to build her up….unless they are truly in love…in which case they should probably spend more time together…rather than the publicity stunt pic to hide his homosexuality…but teaching her how to act…because I watched her in a Bruce Willis movie recently and she’s real fucking shit…and she was in a Coma the whole time…the way you’d want to see a vapid busty bratty cunt…you know so that you can knock her up like that dude at the long care facility did to that vegetable who gave birth a few weeks ago…sick fucks…she may not work but the pussy still does I guess…

Anyway…Camila Morrone has good tits.

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2019

11

Jan

Tao Wickrath Instathot of the Day

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Tao Wickrath is an instagram thot with 22k followers posting her nudes on the gram because that’s how you get noticed…

Apparently, she’s from France, I don’t know if that’s true, I spent 13 seconds googling her which was definitely far too much time, she’s not worth the effort….another fat Kardashian looking whore….like we’re not tired of this body shape….and all girls are out in the gym trying look similar to this dumpy shit.

I don’t get it…but she exists and people barely care…but that doesn’t mean she’s not stepping up her whore effort…you know to be the next other one from the UK that looks like a Kardashian and gets higher hourly rates for their whoring in the middle east where she works.

This is the shit she posts on Instagram

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2019

11

Jan

Madison Beer In Bed with a Dog of the Day

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The people like Madison Beer. I assume it is just the creeps who found her on Youtube when she was underage and being sold off to the highest bidder by her mother, the highest bidder ended up being Justin Bieber, who I guess has helped him cultivate her celebrity after she jacked up her face quite a lot, and decided a better look for her was muppet….

When she’s not on her phone putting up shameless content self promoting her low level talented self….she’s out there with the paparazzi as slutty as she can be without being called a slut by the judgemental people out there, even though she’s a woman and in being a woman she can dress how she wants, and it’s not up to us to sexualize her or the fact that she’s wearing a fucking kleenex over her hot young tit….as a shirt….crazy times.

Pokies…

More…

Here she is in a different bra

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2019

10

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Foot to Inspire Sweet Foot Fetish Dreams of the Day

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That’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

10

Jan

Emmy Rossum TIts out for Shape Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know why…but I hate Emmy Rossum…

So seeing her in Shape. Trying to figure out her career now that she’s done with Shameless after whining about how much she got paid….like an ungrateful brat who wanted to use the power of the media to feel sorry for her, putting the heat on the producers, when bitch was already getting paid well and was just being greedy and unreasonable considering no one watches TV anymore anyway…

I have seen her naked, and so have you, in her Shameless show, which is properly titled since bitch is Shameless..and I am good with that, into that, I believe in that…and support that…but anything beyond that…when it comes to this average at best actress…is irrelevant…and really so is she…fading away finally…because she just doesn’t have star power…even if she thinks she does….she’s old, boring, and overrated…..but here she is anyway…

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2019

10

Jan

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the Day

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I would say the highlight of my life in the last 24 hours was Josephine Skriver / Josephine Skriver’s assistant interacting with my comment on her INSTAGRAM post…

I asked if she hated LA…..and she said she didn’t….because interacting with your audience is what all these whores on social media do…it boosts their numbers, it boosts their engagement, it allows them to sell more campaigns on their social media, it allows them to be seen on social media based on the algorithm and it is a smart thing for these people who make a lot of money to do…USE the system….GO where the money is…even if social media bores me and I only look at it when I take my daily painful thanks to Hemorrhoids I hope aren’t anal cancer…shit….

POINT being….her engaging with my comment…worked…and reminded me of how great she is as a model, from the Test Tube funded by Victorias Secret 20 years ago, to being released to NYC where she lost her virginity to her Fiance, to looking amazing half naked along the way…I like this futurist, high tech pussy….even though she doesn’t know who I am and if she did, I woulda been blocked….I blame google for not popping DrunkenStepfather up when Josephine Skriver googles herself…

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2019

10

Jan

Joan Smalls Bikini of the Day

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I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media
for being racists…..it was a while ago.

Her name is Joan Smalls who is not actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because they are pretty broad, big and scary….but look good in pictures…

You know that taking them down in a rape fetish would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…a misunderstood guy….plus these feminists are the ones with the rape fetishes….

Who cares, she’s in a bikini.

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