2019
15
Jan
Sarah Silverman disgusts me…..
Women who turn to potty mouth sex jokes are just clickbait…..reducing themselves to being the joke version of a nude photo…or tits….and Sarah Silverman has tits….but still disgusts me……so much that I question Kimmel’s sexual orientation any time I see that queer…
She’s pretty much a dude and tits won’t change my mind.
Lets not forget what the tits look like naked
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Posted in:Sarah Silverman|SFW
2019
15
Jan
Sarah Fucking Snyder is an instagram thing….who Jaden Smith used to fuck before he became a woman…
She is some hipster “it girl” who is loved by all the pervert dudes I know into Street Wear, who are all in their mid 30s and early 40s, because I guess they still think like 16 year old boys and are confused by rap music, overpriced t-shirt and sneaker collecting they can afford…. pretty much the worst fucking hobby ever…like grow the fuck up you fucking hypebeast reading loser…we get it Supreme makes limited edition stuff that you need to buy when it comes out to sell for more money down the line or for people at the cheesy club you’re too old to be at to think you’re down now that you can afford to buy 100 dollar t-shirts cuz you have a career and are not still working at the movie theatre…
What I am saying is that Sarah Snyder is a thing, she exists, people like her, I find her creepy
Posted in:Sarah Snyder|SFW
2019
15
Jan
I feel obligated to post this Alexandra Daddario in a see through dress, even though she looks like overhyped shit, but I remember her stint on True Detective when her tits went viral because they were huge, before she booked Baywatch and was forgotten, thanks to her talent pretty much stopping at her huge tits, but I still think she looks like shit and that’s not acceptable, even with big tits, cuz this isn’t a bar at 3 am when the lights go on, the moment of glory for the ugly drunk girls ready to get penetrated whether they know it or not…this is Hollywood and we have fucking standards from the bitches who have been give talking roles despite being host bodies for their tits.
Like I said….I feel obligated to post this…
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Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|SFW
2019
14
Jan
Bella Thorne put out some latex fetish silly video to remind you all that she’s a Diseny whore exploited by her parents and the Disney Execs capable of revolutionizing content for the porn generation by being as porny as she can while still maintaining mainstream success…since mainstream success pays…
She gets the acting jobs, the social media campaigns, has launched her own shitty brand of make-up, her own record label of shit music, her own clothing brand of shit…..because she’s a candy coated fucking mainstream poptart trying to be edgy and the mainstream audience that is as lame as it has always been, is a bit more edgy than it used to be, because of internet porn…so the content that comes out of it is more enjoyable for the perverts out there like us….
This is for her make-up brand, that I guess she creative directed. The color is Fuck me firetruck, and I guess it’s taking Kylie’s lead on making a billion dollar brand since kids are loyal to assholes they see on social media and not the stuffy classic brands their mother’s wear….weird times.
The highlight of this video for me is the FAO train that is on her ass…my wife knows I love Christmas and bought me that very same train set this Christmas for 100 dollars…I set it up, because I have always wanted a Christmas train, just not in a dumpy basement apartment, I always visualized a farm house in Vermont or Connecticut for my train..I’m nostalgic like that…but too broke for that…and when I set up the train set I thought “this was a dumb fucking purchase…I shoulda got 10 bottles of wine instead…you know we don’t have the room for this shit..and it’s fucking loud, I should have got a damn normal train set like a creepy old man…not this fucking clunky massive one”….not once did I think that three days after setting it up…Bella Thorne would have the VERY same train on her ass…..something I didn’t think would happen…even when I was setting up the train….not once did I think….I wish there was an asshole big enough to act as a tunnel for this Christmas train to run through….maybe I’m less of a pervert, maybe Christmas is sacred, maybe asses deserve more phallic and manageable sized objects of insertions….unless you’re Bella Thorne and you fucking bring that Disney training to the front lines…in a Sexy Christmas Miracle just in time for Orthodox Christmas….not that one that the Coca Cola company created….
Here is the video
I call my artistic interpretation of Bella Thorne’s Fuck Me Firetruck…..My Poor Pug…
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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2019
14
Jan
Caroline Vreelandis still sucking it in…still busty…I mean those are some huge tits on a huge frame to support those tits…
CAROLINE VREELAND, who plays herself off as some fashion expert or socialite, because her imaginary grandmother, who may be her actual great grandmother, but I feel is an angle – was a famous editor at Vogue…named Diana Vreeland…
I guess it would be an obscure angle to try to get famous off a great grandma who isn’t even your great grandma…so maybe Diana Vreeland is in fact her great grandmother…but trying to ride your great grandma’s name is pretty fucking weak…unless you’re a HEARST…
Point being….she was in LA, hung out with socialites, partied, did the whole social media thing early on, never quite got famous, but always got invited to important events thanks to the great grandma connection and a BFF who was an instagram whore…and now her big tits, that are impressive big tits, have done what you’d expect them to do…which is….destroy the rest of her body…because whatever we are looking at is fucking weird looking..probably a metabolism slowing down as you get older situation….or a big tits are great until the rest of the body follows their lead…cuz this tied up mess looks like some fucking Sunday Roast in a 1960s era White American Family ad…you know the 1960s…when her Great Grandma she dick rides was famous…
Point being…the aspiring pop star, who became a bit of a lazy instagram personality that got to travel as a plus one, still isn’t famous…and her body isn’t holding up too well to the challenge.
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Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW
2019
14
Jan
Did Chloe Sevigny die?
I know what you’re thinking, didn’t this Jenny Bitch die in the 90s of AIDS…we saw KIDS and know how that played out, but as it turns out JENNY must have got up on that Dallas Buyers Club / Philedephia / LOUIS CK / AIDS cocktail….and carried herself into the MILLENNIUM… where she possibly played a tranny at least once…but also had hr tits out at least once…before visiting REACH FALLS in Jamaica for what I assume is DIPLO’s 40th birthday….where she decided to throw herself off the falls to her death…maybe her Facebook algorithm of you in 2009 and you in 2019 brought some hard truths to her soul and she knew…it was time to end it….either way, she documented the suicide on social media and was wearing a bikini…so we should all thank her for that. THANKS!
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Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW
2019
14
Jan
Elsa Hosk is taking a shit in her bathtub…at least that is what I think is going on here. The audience needs and expects bigger and more exciting content out of these sex workers, and getting naked in the tub is just not going to differentiate yourself from all the other promo models on instagram getting naked for attetion, you need to dive into your chest drawer of tricks, and bring out the ones the most highest paying Arab fan asked her to do for him and his friends in DUBAI on a luxury trip…because Victoria’s Secret promoted them right to the source of money for pussy…..
Unless she isn’t shitting, and this is just a disappointing ass in the pool been done 100000000 times, by her and other whores, but I guess in this case, it’s Elsa Hosk…who I think is the hottest of the VS models….and for that…we celebrate her.
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2019
14
Jan
Genevieve Morton is topless for Eats Channel….you can see her nipple, which is nothing new as she struggled to find a life after Sports Illustrated sympathy swimsuit model that they didn’t have the heart to fire because I assume they feared she would kill herself, and what’s the harm in giving some big tits from South Africa some titty time in a few pics every issue, before deciding to part ways with her….what I am saying is that Genevieve Morton turned her career around….since it wasn’t quite a career….selling self produced nude calendars to the die hard fans…because when you’re a set of tits…figure out what your audience will pay you for, and hopefully it makes you 50k a year so that you can afford your rent..or in Maitland Ward’s case 50k a month to be a sex worker on Patreon…
Point being that Chris from EATS CHANNEL is a brilliant director, who produces th content we all grew up on, that was in Men’s Magazines and Carl’s Jr ads…and are now an Instagram Channel worth watching….
So whether he uses this DUD of a model with a shitty attitude or not…his content is good and for that we celebrate EATS CHANNEL
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Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW
2019
14
Jan
Salma Hayek documented her bath on social media, a place where the celebrities that used to keep their slutty behavior behind closed doors, is now open and shared with the public, you know because people respond to relatability, human elements of the celebs at hand, and don’t like being excluded from the casting couch moments you know Salma Hayek had when she was on her rise to become Salma Hayek….
We know Mexican imports and if they aren’t working in a restaurant, hotel, doing jobs white people don’t want to do, or stripping…they sure as fuck aren’t top paid actresses…and if they are…it is because dicks were sucked….
She’s also married to some Billionaire now, as these things happen, millionaires aren’t as appealing, just ask Miranda Kerr (who?)….she continues to live the life of luxury, she is super famous after all….but a ho is a ho is a ho and they can’t help but showcase their ho-dom…it’s a vain as fuck world for these people and this is how vanity works…it likes being jacked off to.
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Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW
2019
14
Jan
Delilah Hamlin still out here gettin wet in her bikini…
Delilah Hamlin is Lisa Rinna’s slutty on instagram daughter…because Lisa Rinna, the mother, obviously taught her daughter the importance of being an object that men can jerk off to, because the mother, was in Playboy and also on Soap Operas, which in the event you didn’t know…is porn for people at home on disability, at least before there was an internet…
Delilah is not very old, but looks a little soft in the stomach and hips and thighs, because the one thing I’ve learned about instagram is FACETUNE…the app to make all the whores you see in person and don’t recognize…look like the Kardashian Jenner muppet they are expected to look like to get noticed….
She’s still a young hot girl with tits and a face injected face….just what you’d expect and want her to be of course…
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Posted in:Delilah Hamlin|SFW