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2019

30

Jan

Miley Cyrus Booty of the Day

Miley Cyrus Booty

When Miley Cyrus isn’t being a wild and crazy coming of age story of a Disney Kid turning relevant to an audience that grew up with her by mirroring their behavior….doing shitty slutty crackhead instagram style shoots…and being extra weird cuz weird is authentic even when it’s just you trying to be weird to get noticed and seem to have some level of substance….

You know when she’s slutting out now that she’s gone back to being hr boring self…..and not flashing her pussy to the world in a big fuck you that was creatively directed by marketing experts with big salaries…she’s pretty boring…

What I am saying is – bring back nudist Miley putting it all out there. It did good for the youth of America and inspired the selfies they took for us to masturbate to….where as this shit is just basic..and not what she once was…typical. You can’t come out strong forever…eventually you get boring…even if she was still getting naked….it will never have the same hype as it did when the Disney Girl got bad!

Miley Cyrus Booty

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2019

30

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Panty Flash of the Day

kristin cavallari panty flash of the day

Kristin Cavallari is showing off her fat mom lip in a white one piece outfit – in what I guess is both educational and entertaining..they call this INFOTAINMENT…where you can be entertained by a has been reality star who smartly married and bred with a famous well paid athlete…still sexualizing herself because everyone sexualizes themselves these days…but also entertained by her thick, callused pussy lip from all the kids that just sort of dangles there like a set of balls she’s got tucked in…and that alone…is worth noticing this trash all these years later…in her mom pussy years…

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2019

30

Jan

Pamela Anderson Pussy Grab of the Day

Pamela Anderson Tits Out Slutty Dancing

Pamela Anderson doing some Dancing of the Stars shit getting her pussy grabbed…the Playboy to Baywatch dream lives on all these years later…the 60 year old with the 5 year old tits that are likely her 10th model of tits still doing it…and for someone who used to jack off to her in the 90s…it’s weird to see and older and dumpier granny version of something that spilled so much sperm on an international level to people masturbating ferociously to her…people who still probably jack off to old pics of her…because they don’t keep on top of things…and look at pics like this of her getting her pussy grabbed in a far less interesting way than her first sex tape with Tommy Lee…the one where she got Hepatitis….maybe this is some interpretive dance to honor the guy who found the cure to hep…or maybe this is some spiritual tribal Canadian ritual of rebirth now that her Hep is clear…I don’t have the answers but I like talking about her Hep…it makes her as dirty as we all know she was….and probably still is….Rock and Roll British Columbia pussy…fuck yeah.


Pamela Anderson Tits Out Slutty

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2019

30

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Still at It of the Day

Sailor Brinkley Tight Yellow Bikini

Sailor Brinkley still out here in a bikini because her mother is a Bikini model who understands that the bikini is the foundation of life, it is the meaning of life, at least for her….because it allowed her to fuck Billy Joel…make some ugly troll of a daughter…allowing her to get more and more mainstream….before finding some other rich guy to fill her uterus…all while getting paid to be in a bikini cuz she’s a model…which is a great excuse for a sugar baby, you know they can pretend they are earners and their sugar daddy’s feel like thy aren’t fully with a Sex Worker…

The only issue with Sailor Brinkley is that she’s not all that interesting to look out, cuz these rich dudes use model pussy to improve their genetics…while their mom dumbs down her genetics making an inferior looking creature…so here she is living a life not as hot as her 70 year old mom…must be a weird dynamic.




Sailor Brinkley Wet Tight Bikini of the DAy

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2019

30

Jan

Josephine Skriver Genetically Modified Model of the Day

Josephine Skriver was created in a test tube…her dad some creepy evil homosexual scientist who crafted her to be what she is….with simple genetic modification.

She’s in her mid 20s, so the technology on designer babies was primitive, so I expect her to die of cancer at a young age, but I am not a scientist, and maybe she will live to 150 and not age a day….the future is this vagina….

What I know about Josephine Skriver, other than that she’s one of the hotter Victoria’s Secret model thanks to genetic modification, like the produce or livestock that she pretty much is, is that she was shipped off to Victoria’s Secret who probably funded her genius Dad….and they probably owned her like she was a Edward Scissor Hand you wanted to fuck…young Frankenstein.

Well she’s slutting out in Nashville where she lives, cuz it’s a hip and cool place for her husband, who took her virginity houses her, and mooches off her, because he’s some pervert who has been linked to other models, a musician who pretty much never was, but he must have a big dick, cuz he manipulates dumb hot models like this into moving to Nashville….where she can play up some Country down to earth, Fuck NYC, aesthetic…doing the whole slutty hitchiker fetish content like this…because we all have slutty hitchiker dreams but rarely is a hitchiker hot and slutty…but toothless and terrifying…which often times works out for the blowjob you force on them as payment…but isn’t as satisfying as this bitch….

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2019

29

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Booty Workout of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Booty Workout of the Day

Jennifer Lopez posted up this workout video because she wants to teach everyone proper form.

This is not her attempt to get views from perverts who like her ass….and ass that was the basis of 98 percent of her marketing in 1990s….back when she wasn’t in her 80s.

This is her being an influencer and sharing the wealth of knowledge she gets from working with the best of the best, passing it onto you schlubs, who can’t afford the knowledge…it’s her sharing cuz she’s caring…about building the audience to monetize the fuck out of as she stays relevant cuz she’s fucking J.Lo…not actually fucking J.Lo…I mean I am sure she fucks J.Lo hard all the time…her DILDO collection likely huge and luxurious…probably made of expensive shit like Elephant Tusk and Skulls from th Catacombs….but here right now…she’s just showing off her ass in tight pants…

Enjoy if you can.

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2019

29

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini

You have to kind of appreciate Elizabeth Hurley. Her hustle to sell her bikini line based on her legacy that she’s still living out in bikini pics everyday….

She’s figured that posting bikini pics to the pervert fans out there looking at her content gets her the likes and follows her ego deserves….it’s great for a aging woman’s self esteem…being reminded that dudes still like your tits in a bikini…and it makes for a fun a playful thing to do…a hobby she can monetize…like sucking Hugh Grant’s dick back int he 90s when he created her…before going after tranny hookers while they were dating…something that probably hurt her self esteem….but that she got through knowing that a hetero woman can’t compete with a chick with a dick, at least not in sports…..

Point being…she’s still at it, no sign of stopping, women look on jealous like she likes, guys look on hard like she likes…this instagam thing is a winning solution for an otherwise dead, expired, invisible celebrity….thanks instagram for keeping tits alive…

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2019

29

Jan

Iggy Azalea Fat Ass of the Day

Iggy Azalea Fat Ass

LOL…WTF is going on in these Jeans…

It is amazing that this fake ass is a thing, that exists, that makes money, that lives in LA in a nice home, that has spending money, that makes consistent money…it’s just so fucking gutter and hilarious….and has as much authenticity as the host body carrying it around for black dudes to fuck…a lie built on a lie…culturally appropriating a culture..AMericans as a whole…and rap music…as a white girl…that everyone allows to exist cuz all the dudes involved want to get up in it and probably do.

To do this to yourself as a marketing tactic, to tell her white girl story better…is just funny….Iggy Azalea is a comedy show…not a rap show..they get her categories all mixed up at the Grammys I hope she’s not nominated for cuz she’s really not very good.

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2019

29

Jan

Olivia Culpo Tight Dress of the Day

Olivia Culpo Tight Dress

The fact that the paparazzi follow Olivia Culpo around is hilarious to me. She’s not famous, she’s just some instagram chick who fucked a Jonas brother before he married some Indian…dot not feather…in some magical ceremony that the media picked up on…unless she was with the other one…in which case she was just someone he banged through, before giving her back to the world to find her way, where she ended up on the dick of a few NFL players, as these girls do….they are raised by dads who put so much value on sports in America, that to bed a sports man is something that would make dad proud, and to get knocked up by one…is someting to make your bank balance proud as you cash the fuck in on your uterus…

But now…now she’s “famous” because she attends events for LITERALLY doing nothing but fucking the right people..

Shhe’s not an actor, or model..she’s literally an instagram account being treated like the famous…

The world is nuts, which works for you, cuz you like nuts, in your mouth, homo.


Olivia Culpo Tight Dress

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2019

29

Jan

Margot Robbie Got Her Tits Out of the Day

Margot Robbie TIts Out

Margot Robbie sucks.

She is so overrated and overhyped.

Acting is a joke, requires no Talent, she’s just in the equivalent of a Weinstein girl scenario, where agents / managers / execs have decided she’s good for sales so give her the work….

There are tons of people who aren’t immigrants from Australia…capable of doing as good, better, while being hotter.

She is old, she was only good naked in Wolf of Wall Street..

She is a fabrication of a star by the powers that be and endorsing her is giving into their LIES….FAKE NEWS. She Sucks. Open you eyes. Don’t believe the hype.

Here she is as Harley Quinn because the movie industry recycles bullshit stories and bullshit characters for bullshit people with no taste – cuz they like cash grabs – and they give this bitch the job despite being 45 fucking years old – because they like big names attached to projects and for some reason Margot Robbie is a big name in a world where there are no actual big names – NO ONE CARES….HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD….

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