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2019

01

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Bath Tease of the Day

Ashley Tisdale bath tease is not a tease because it is Ashley Tisdale and she’s beat….at least her face is…

I’ve always done a post called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face Watch….which was an instant classic on this site and the internet as a whole…It got me 7 book deals and the opportunity to direct and produce a TV show I conceived called The Sopranos…you know that’s how powerful blogs are….

What I am trying to say is no one gave a shit that I called her Ugly then, and they won’t care all these years later, because no one cares.

Ashley Tisdale fans are their own kind of pervert and like anything she does, even pose like she’s soaking after a miscarriage or rape or abortion from a rape…not that you’re allowed to soak after an Abortion – it can lead to infection.

It’s not hot to me…but it’s something.

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2019

01

Feb

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese Fisherman and this is how they dress… You know a Hairy little European in one of the greatest of European Countries according to everyone but Europeans who think Portugal is the asshole of Europe because Portuguese people are pretty trash…and sure, a lot of Portuguese people are trash…it’s hard to be sophisticated when you’re a fucking Fisherman..but I say fuck the rest of Europe and imagine fucking Portugal in the form of Sara Sampaio…their one good looking celebrity….and even she’s hairy as fuck….but why does that matter? It doesn’t. Equal opportunity to all hairy bitches except Alyssa Milano.

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2019

31

Jan

Sarah Hyland Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Sarah Hyland may not have a functioning kidney or immune system, because apparently there’s a diseasing plaguing all the child stars, forcing them to lose their kidneys….

She may not be hot, because she looks like she’s got that genetic disease where kids come out looking like old people, I forget what it is called, but there was an Owen Wilson movie about it recently….

When she was first getting hype on Modern Family…she looked like a 10 year old, despite being 20, which made it weird for me to attempt masturbation or encourage masturbation to her….it creeped me the fuck out…and now she looks like she’s 85…

But at least she found herself along the way, and by herself I mean her tits, not her nonsense social media content where she rants about shit in the most annoying of way for people to feel like they are hanging with her, without realizing she’s annoying cuz they are blinded by her celebrity…as it happens…with celebs…

This is her in a bra.a

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2019

31

Jan

Rumer Willis Booty of the Day

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Rumer Willis is a fitness icon now that she’s got nothing better to do all day, and sitting around doing meth, or coke, or drinking, or sleeping is boring to her…while fitness allows her to feel good, get some muscle mass, become an instagram influencer in her own right, looking hotter than ever..and I appreciate it because she was far uglier in her youth, but with a rare situation that her mother also went through, she progressively got hotter…and hotter….and it could just be my appreciation for a fit ass in leggings, and is probably just that….but thanks to face inections and clean living…here she is….

I see this across the instagram board on the regular, and I barely spend time on the instagram..but girls I knew as party sluts deciding to be fitness icons…one coke slut dick sucker became Megan Markle’s maid of honor…and others are now trying to be health and fitness gurus when in their 20s…they just drank diet coke, smoked cigs, and drank vodka sodas…shapeshifter idiots….that social media remind me of the lie of social media and the bullshit of humans – everytime I log onto the shit..

But Rumer’s ass…is a great times.

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2019

31

Jan

That Dude Lea Michele Got her Tits Out of the Day

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When I was younger, I watched a movie called Sleepaway Camp, where the girl ended up being the camp murderer and she was standing there over her kill naked with her dick hanging out…from what I remember….the entire movie you assumed the girl was a girl cuz we didn’t know much trans shit in the 80s…and the dick was a huge shocker. I guess the same thing happened with The Crying Game, but I don’t pay attention to that queeer shit…then I got a job in the late 90s at a porn company, when VHS was a thing, and their number one category was Trans…so dicks with chicks were pretty much always real to me.

It did stay with me, and when Lea Michele happened….I was like “that’s a Sleepaway Camp Situation”…that you could call a Jamie Lee Curtis situation…or a Haley Joel Osment Situation….that involves….parents who want their kid to have sustainability in the acting world…and if that means women hormones, because despite the MeToo Movement, girls have longer careers, especially when they start as child stars…

So it has never crossed my mind that Lea Michele has a cunt….and now with face injections she seems really addicted to….she can really help perpetuate her lie….and then there’s the tits…shit she’s really made the full transition…

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2019

31

Jan

Bebe Rexha Shakes her Ass of the Day

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Bebe Rexha Shakes her Ass…great…

This is the problem with society.

The people who should be the back burner behind the scenes motherfuckers, who are talented and hard working because they are ugly and have no choice, should stay behind the scenes, feeding the good looking people the content, the writing, the script, thee song….so that their work, or art, is given a nice quality, appealing look and feel….

But now, all the behind the scenes motherfuckers, want the frontline spotlight on them…they want to be seen, celebrated, and honored for their work….even though Hollywood was set up ugly people making hot people interesting…

It’s just so fucking wrong that now we have to deal with pigs dancing around to their own music, that should have been sold off to a young hot popstar…but instead that was packaged by the ego who made it as her own so that she can live out here dream…

Whatever happened to making fun of fat people so that they have no self esteem and commit to a life of lonely with cats…this giving fat people an ego and encouragement thanks to inclusivity is ruining fucking everything.

Here is the full video

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2019

31

Jan

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Momma Israel….the IDF avoiding, Tax Evading, Hero of Israel…..known to the general public as Bar Refaeli a big titty Victoria’s Secret model who got out before she got too old…but during her time there was Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend cuz he’s a queer, which put her celebrity on another level, back when celebrity mattered and wasn’t just everyone taking selfies trying to get noticed….too busy to care about celebrity cuz they are trying to be celebrity…you know the life we are in now…

So she went back home, to the promised land as the promised people…tainted by some GOY cock….which didn’t stop her rich now husband to knock her up a bunch of times….you know top tier Israel pussy…If you’re rich go for the gold…

Now she’s back to bikini pics…looking good for an old mom in a bikini…you just don’t see moms in bikinis looking like this at my public pool on hot summer days….it’s just a freak of nature in the right way…and I like it…

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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2019

30

Jan

Alison Brie Fetish Erotica of the Day

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Alison Brie posing for some fetish site in this french maid costume….

When you’re named after soft French cheese, it is your commitment to take your tits to the photo studio to dress like a French Fantasy….even when you are 45 and no one remembers who you are or what they saw you in.

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2019

30

Jan

Dove Cameron Potential Sex Tape of the Day

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Is this the beginning of a Dove Cameron sext tape?

Some people are saying it is…

While other people don’t know who the fuck Dove Cameron is thanks to Hollywood being saturated and social media causing so much clutter and noise…it’s impossible to place the tits you are looking at on social media and it’s not worth knowing their career history, their IMDB list of jobs, or who they fucking are…it’s just one fucking blur of tits on a variety of host bodies…as gutter and low quality as these talentless idiots are…it’s still worth looking at cuz it’s slutty.

That said, I think Dove Cameron has a legit career and this is just to help market said career. Fun.

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Posted in:Dove Cameron|SFW

2019

30

Jan

Possibly Iggy Azalea Nude of the Day

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These are the leaked Iggy Azalea nudes from before she had her tits done….that she probably released because she’s trying to market herself and make money.

This is not exciting to me – because I find her disgusting and uninteresting.

She plays this gutter lie, pretends to be a stripper runaway and it’s just typical Australian trash trying to come to America to steal your jobs…cuz black dudes like her and think she’s marketable and I guess she probably is…otherwise we wouldn’t know she exists..and she wouldn’t be living in that expensive house in LA doing LA things….

I’m not a fan – but I am a fan of leaked nudes…..

So these may or may not be her – you be the judge…

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