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2019

04

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is gross because she dunks her head in a piss filled jacuzzi..

She’s a broken and gutter rich kid who couldn’t pull it together even though she was early to instagram….and rich…

Her cousin found Jesus and Justin and the Jenner’s and stole Ireland’s glory…forcing her to go to rehab and become a broken lesbian weirdo….

While she’s still out there 7 feet tall, big and busty…straight up Alec Baldwin Kim Bassinger STD that grew into this greatness.

The biggest tragedy of all this is that it’s not Billy Baldwin. My favorite Baldwin.

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

04

Feb

Kendall Jenner Naked for Vogue of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is naked again, is this considered SFW because its FASHION?

But it is not safe for work when I post it because I am treated like a damn porn site because I link to fisting videos in the stepLINKs….because fisting is part of the mainstream. It is the basis of lesbian sex. LGBTQ motherfuckers. I’m an activist…

The Jenner Kardashian’s are porn trash doing porn things and the media love them cuz they are the best Avon ladies in town – selling product to idiots who follow them so pay them their commissions accordingly.

This is how magic happens when you’re a family of whores…who get that stamp of approval:

Kendall Jenner ass and titties for the people. What else would a rich entitled brat do with herself…right.

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2019

04

Feb

Bethenny Frankel is the Old Lady Booty in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Her name is Bethenny Frankel. She is a Desperate Housewife or a Real House Wife that no one should give a fuck about, but that you assume people care about, because they hype these idiots up all the time, in what could be the last show on tv that works…the white trash eat this shit up….because they still watch tv from their shitty trailer park homes…they crave basic gossip and drama from rich trash cuz their disability checks will never let them live that life….

But here is Frankel who is skinny and squatting in a bathing suit that looks like her ass is growing plants…and it probably is….at least her face isn’t in it cuz she looks like the crypt keeper…fitting since her boyfriend just offed himself for their silly show.

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Posted in:Bethenny Frankel|SFW

2019

04

Feb

Margot Robbie Ratchet as Harley Quinn of the Day

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I realize that comic book nerds have been jacking off to drawings of Harley Quinn since Stan Lee first drew her into his bullshit comic book shit that everyone celebrates….because I guess Comic Books in and of themselves aren’t that bad of a thing, even though I can’t relate because I’ve never read comics. The squares and dialog always confused me, I’m not very smart….

But I do hate that Comic Book movies are eating up most of the hollywood budgets for movies because they make huge money domestically and in Asia…and these actors get a piece of the backend of the movies and end up making 40-50 million off each of these movies, making it the target job to get…money fucking grubbers…

I also hate that Margot Robbie, who isn’t hot, is thick has short thick legs, is pushing 40, gets treated like a young hot thing, when she looks like a fucking middle aged mom ata Halloween party trying to be current….and hip….but instead is the one playing Harley Quinn….

Hollywood is fucking lazy….and here is your jerk off material for the day you sick fucks…

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Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2019

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Guess what, it’s the Super Bowl. Have you been placing your bets, making your 7 layer dip, getting all your lame friends together to bro down to Tom Brady’s leggings. Laughing at the commercials. Cumming to the half time show….you know typical things to get excited about when your life is pathetic….but mainstream pathetic…living that regular normal life….while my life is as pathetic but at least I don’t have hobbies…unless you think reading stories about Christians who are anti abortion talking about how they brought their child that was conceived by rape to the world…as a means of forgiveness for the terrible act!

I mean that and Tits more…

Links….Here they are….

Dude Films Asses on the Beach through his Guitar….CREEPER OF THE DAY Hs it all figured Out
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Christina Aguilera VS PINK
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ARiana Grande Sex Doll
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FIGHT IN THE ARENA
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Madison Beer – LEGGY
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Rat Cow See Through
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Lottie Moss – Photoshoot
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Some Bitch Named LALA Kent Working Out
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Worst Drunk Ever
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Jessica Biel Weird Underwater Pic
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Australian VS People on Bikes in Subway – FIST FIGHT….
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Lone Wheel Wanders Across the Lanes
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Streamer Takes a Long Nap
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A Gallery of Pretty Girls
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Idiot Replaces Stairs with a Conveyer Belt
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Jennifer Aniston Sex Dry Spell
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Firebreather Fail
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Another Steam Idiot – This One Burns Himself
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J.Woww is Back and SHe’s Turned on her Husband
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Kat Del Toro – Slutty Gallery
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Racist Lady
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High Pressure Puppy
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Jenna Ortega Ass
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Toni Braxton – Panty Flash
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Lindsey Pelas – BIG TITS – LA FACE
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Victoria Justice – leather pants
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Jennifer Connelly – Lives
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Camille Rowe – Still Hot
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Halston Sage – Legs
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Karlie Kloss – Gross
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Amber Valetta – Whoever that is
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Jeanine Mason – Whoever that is
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Perry Mattfild – whoever that is
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Christina Concert Footage – Not Hot
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Rosa Salazar – Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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TUMBLR Is Terrible at Removing the Porno – Good.
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Reddit Exhibitionist littering-and_
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Reddit Exhibitionist t3ach3r77
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Reddit Exhibitionist tiny_aphrodite/
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BIG LACTATING TITS
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Blowjobs From the Future
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Tits By the Ocean
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Fuck By the Ocean
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Cam Girl in Glow in the Dark Paint FUCKS HERSELF
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AMateur Couple Gets CAUGHT
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Two Girls Paint Naked
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CLIT RUBBER
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Monster Tits Pics a Fight
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What’s Under the Towel
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The Purge….
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ALina Shows Off her Big Tits
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Some Busty Brunette
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Toy in the Ass in Bed…Romance
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Hot Pale Chicks
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Pussy Play
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Kitting the Perfect Woman
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She’s on ALL FOURS
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AMazing Naked Chick
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2019

01

Feb

Strategically Timed Gisele Smut of the Day

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Here’s some Gisele showing off where her dick once was before the tape job, in some sexual position you know Tom Brady likes to ride her cock like the bitch he is….pretending she’s a woman, cuz she pulled that whole model thing…when we all know that Victoria’s Secret obsession with brazil was Sex Tourism and trannies….

Perfectly timed, to ride that Tom Brady Hype…and whether you’re a Patriot fan or not, you know that fucker is annoying, paid too much and it’ll be nice to see him fucking lose…

So here’s his wife and “mother” to his children cashing in, riding that wave…for their kids’ future or some shit.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2019

01

Feb

Kristen Stewart Full Tit of the Day

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Lesbian Kristen Stewart is out there with her tit out…because I guess she’s that kind of lesbian, who’s not quite a lesbian at all, she just plays one in the media cuz it’s good for business, it’s good for a storyline, it makes an uninteresting girl more intereesting to the people, it allows her to get cliche lesbian haircuts and hang with other fake lesbians like the VS model she used to fist, scissor and cuddle…who she learned good strategy from at least based on this outfit and her tit…a tit far bigger than I expected it to be…

Girls will be girls whether they are self involved narcissists who masturbate together, showing each other their hot chick bodies naked on their piles of money, renouncing the devil dick, or all dick cuz it is the devil…they still want to walk around tits out for us to see and that is kind of them…the attention seeking I appreciate.

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2019

01

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Bikini of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is hot….

I don’t need to write anymore about it, because we are an era of scroll double tap – scroll double tap….ass…double tap….damn I wish I could tap…that…ass…scroll double tap…

That’s how our brains function, we are basically all data entry workers, doing the worst job, for free…

If I sit at a computer in 1990, and scroll through piles of bullshit, and double click what I liked…I’d have lasted 20 minutes…

But now people do it all day, for free, for Zuckerberg…his little data entry team he doesn’t pay….brilliant business plan really…FREE LABOR…you’re all fucking slaves…

I also would write more, but I saw a dude post a pic of a breast feeding mom with huge tits out at a restaurant and a pair of shoes on the table, he baited the idiots with a short paragraph about how disgusted he was, it was literally three sentences long…the punchline “how could someone put their shoes on the table”…and people went mental thinking he was hating on moms pulling their tits out…people can’t vn read three sentences to get a joke…so I assume no one is reading this right now…so fuck you…

LIly Rose Depp, a proper rich kid ,who deserves all the fame and fortune coming her way, rocking out at her Private Island in the Bahamas – thanks Daddy.

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2019

01

Feb

Madison Grace Reed Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Madison Reed out here with her tits out…She is not Madison Beer, even though these idiots are interchangeable.

She is Victoria Justice’s sister, and if the name Victoria Justice means anything to you, you’re a fucking pervert weirdo into Disney kids and that’s fucking sick….you have the channel because you’re a predator, or have kids, and have predator thoughts that I won’t get into because I like to think people like you don’t exist…and that more people are like me…go straight to the oldest whore in the room…she’s the one most likely to fuck me for cheap…

That said, Madison Grace Reed had her pics leaked and one of the pics was herpe scabs she for sure sent her doctor….shoulda erased that one bro….

This is her modeling as all girls do…never too old to play dress up…trust me…I’ve fucked some old ones.

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Posted in:Madison Reed|SFW

2019

01

Feb

Jessica Biel Bikini Weirdness of the Day

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I am not a Jessica Biel fan. She had one hot photoshoot back when she was on Seventh Heaven and decided to show the world that she can be a slutty, objectified, exhibitionist for attention, to draw attention on her…that was 30 years ago…

She went on to be a Justin Timberlake Groupie, playing the long game, having his kid and now living the good life, the rich person life, the superstar life, because if she relied on herself to support herself, she’d be broke by now, but luckily she connected with a huge star and let him do his gay shit, so long as she had his credit card and marriage….it’s creepy…some Fatal Attraction / MISERY shit…but here they are taking pics in a pool…with her fit mom in her 40 tits in a bikini top….not quite naughty enough…I was hoping for this to be more dick in her box.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

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