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2019

05

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Pussy Print of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is turning herself into some Lady Gaga face, which a weird angle to take for anyone with access to the same face injections she has access to…it ways it’s great she’s not becoming a fucking Kardashian…but she’s using the same amount of trashy exhibitionism to get the engagement she needs…like this one with some cheap fetish gear jacked up her pussyhole…promoting whatever it is she promotes…while keeping in mind that a decade ago when she started this up…she wasn’t even this crazy and aggressive with her pics…so I guess it’s just an evolution thing…growing into it or some shit…or I guess in the panty’s of this picture’s case…growing around it….pussy lips just sucking it all up…

It’s weird, it’s edgy, it’s dated, it’s trashy, but it’s oddly hot….if you grew up in the 90s and every gutter stripper you knew looked like this…

I am a fan of it, and I don’t know why….but I do know it’s not because she fucked Donald Trump Jr….not that I care that she fucked Don Jr….I am not that person…I just know that’s not the reason I’m a fan of this Valentine’s Day Magic.

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2019

05

Feb

Demi Rose Backpages Photoshoot of the Day

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$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

I don’t think Backpages still exists, but it was a funny website to find people you knew on when it did exist…because a whole group of girls I knew from Instagram, which means I didn’t know them at all, but I did see their backpages and figured out quickly what I already knew, and tat is how they paid for their flights to Las Vegas and other places.

It was the cash grab for girls who grew up on porn and didn’t care that they were getting banged out a few times a day to make what I assume they thought was a ton of money…500 dollars a day for a trashy girl is a lot of money…so they got to tap into their pussy and entrepreneurial spirit and make dreams come true….where are they all now? I guess on Patreon….but that back page shit was the glory days for sluts figuring out dudes are perverts who will pay for sex.

The rumor is that this fat, bootleg Kardashian – Demi Rose – is a sex worker, high paid and high end, but still terrible….and this is her lovely shoot to celebrate that her prostitution doesn’t get her banned from America…as she’s there doing Miami right…the power of having millions of followers to divert the storyline from whore to famouse influencer….all while being the same level of trash….hot.

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

More images for her backpages account

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2019

05

Feb

Oana Gregory Panty Flash of the Day

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Oana Gregory is a Disney kid turned panty flasher…

I may not know who Oana is, and I may not have had the opportunity to see some of her life changing work as a Disney kid…because my perversion is far more normal than the perversion that is out there. I have a solid grasp and control of my perversion and I don’t go down any of those dark roads perverts go down…if anything porn has ruined any of that for me….there was a time when I would come up with sick weird fetishes, but now it all exists in video format because there is a market for it…so trying to weird out the SQUARES from my high school like I used to is irrelevant now cuz even the most normal is exposed to the most weird shit….so I like to go back to the basics, tits, ass, nipples, bush…and Panty Flash…

Because I know and appreciate the simple things…like a Panty Flash…

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2019

05

Feb

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

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Hometown hero Eugenie Bouchard – the tennis star who never wins, but who is still premiere player who gets to go to all the grand slam events, is someone who I guess I am forced to know about because she is from Montreal and I am in Montreal and Montreal has very little to talk about as the majority of famous people from Montreal are not quite as famous as Eugenie Bouchard…other than Celine Dion…so they treat her like a fucking hero….even though she never wins, and I guess doesn’t even live in Montreal and hasn’t for years, because her parents shipped her off to that Tennis school in Florida…where she spends most of her time in her bikini during the winter for you perverts to try to jack off to…but realizing it’s not all that great…you know fitness and diet and training is good for health and wellness and longevity..but not so great in terms of sex appeal…it’s like the more fit you get, unless it is instagram fitness where you target your ass and get lipo on your stomach since it’s encouraged and everyone is doing it now….the less attractive you are…so this Eugenie Bouchard not hot.

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Here is her much hotter TWIN sister Beatrice who is living her best life, as an instagram THOT, rather than an Athlete who has to do all that work when she can just chilllllll….and get paid…not that she needs the money…she rich…

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2019

05

Feb

Morena Baccarin Bikini Pics of the Day

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Morena Baccarin is from Firefly, Serenity, Stargate, V, Vanessa, Deadpool 1 and 2, Homeland and who the fuck cares what else…because she’s in a bikini.

Sure the 39 year old looks like she’s on my diet plan, which is no diet plan, and she may not be nearly as fat as me and my motorized scooter to get through walmart aisles to buy a big containr of cheese puffs fat…but fat for a celebrity…

Maybe she just had a kid, you know gotta do it in between all the fucking work she gets….cuz I guess she’s dialled into the scene. A reliable Brazilian import, who like 21 Savages came to America at a young age, only she went to expensive schools with Claire Danes cuz she’s rich…and now with a fan base of creepy pervert nerds…she’s living the fucking life…

The most exciting thing about her is that she was married and a mom when she cheated on her husband with Ryan from the OC…huge moves…remember the OC?…who she is now married to and has a kid with…THESE BRAZILIANS MOVE IN HARD….

Mom of two – bikini life…

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2019

05

Feb

Irina Shayk Thong of the Day

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Irina Shayk the Mail Order Bride of the Day was the alternate title, or Irina Shayk Backpages Image of the Day…because that was the life she could have been living if she wasn’t a trained Russian spy who used her hotness to infiltrate the American scene and wind up knocked up by an A-Lister, as much as I don’t like Acknowledging Brad Cooper as an A-Lister, I’m like the Academy Awards up in here, and he’s just some dude from The Hangover who’s been able to polarize things…while being roped in by a Russian model who knows how to poke holes in the condom cuz theoretically her life was over at 30 and she had to make a move…but clearly isn’t over based on this thong pic…you know still doing big Russian things…hard working and soulless and hot.

Nice.

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2019

05

Feb

Shanina Shaik Bikini of the Day

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Who cares about Shanina Shaik….or her ass in a bikini in Miami.

I am only posting pics of her ass in a slutty bikini in Miami cuz I am a pervert.

I’d like to pretend I am doing it because she’s a brown skinned model…and if you’re in the media, or doing advertising, or really any of that….you’ve got no choice but to put all kinds of gay, queer, lesbian, culturally different people into every ad, tv show, movie…

But this site isn’t that racist, or considered a media property, we hardly exist…and I am not one to discriminate girls or post them up for any reason besides them behaving slutty.

I do find it funny to see everyone in media scrambling to be culturally sound. To not leave anyone out. Gay married interracial couples….and the same split of ethnicities cast to reflect America’s population, even if ethnicities all stick together in real life…on TV they are all in the same family. Hilarious.

I am from Canada, so they’ve been doing this for years. The First Degrassi ad a black kid, a native, a handicap, a gay … our lives have been this multicultural infomercial that is so safe, and tame and inoffensive that it becomes offensive….

But seeing this hit America..is jokes…..

So this isn’t token ethnic model post, it’s just post on asses…we like asses.

Here she is with Jasmine Tookes in Miami…

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2019

05

Feb

Nicki Minaj Cartoon Tits of the Day

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Nicki Minaj Cartoon Tits is as bad as Adam Levine Memes from the superbowl about his Tattoos and the fact that he’s a fucking clown motherfucker who I have always hated and never understood his fame…until remembering that America is filled with a lot of trash with no taste and that trash is what make people like him exist…the mainstream middle aged moms with no clue, who jack off to Romance novels and like to make Seven Layer Dip and Corn Caseroles…you know the tupperwear toting walmart shopping garbage….well they find him hot and that is why he exists…

Nicki Minaj Cartoon Tits is the equivalent of that shit. Garbage on all levels. A scam of an act. A Joke really…but they exist…and it is our duty to make the best of it…looking at the tits.

Here is the nipple

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2019

04

Feb

Sarah Hyland Tits of the Day

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It has been weird watching the weird looking Sarah Hyland slowly come Into herself…maybe it was the spirit from her second Kindney transplant that took over her soul and made her more fun, more slutty, more of an Exhibitionist….

Or it could just be instagram and how people need following to get work or bonuses and actors love their egos being stroked by as many people as possible and getting slutty or half naked is the way to that fix…it’s a drug people a drug that gets all them girls to drop them
Panties…being an Exhibitionist is just for drunk college girls and strippers anymore.

Back in the day, ABC / Disney would fire a bitch for this…and here she is being rewarded by all…

Not bad for a creepy looking weird face and her face injections. Not bad at all.

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2019

04

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale still out here trying to make a living after High School Musical and a fucked up nose job…

All you Ashley Tidale fans are fucking weird. Move on with your damn erections and find something better to stare at than some High School Musical star who i has only don’t High School Musical….50 fucking years ago….

Good Botched Nose Job though….nothing like a broken face…that has attempted to rebuild with face injections….look like a Jenner if you can…they get paid and you’re ugly to begin with..so bring it.

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