Charlotte McKinney is hot and skinny….she’s got big fucking tits, almost freakish tits for her small frame, and even if those tits don’t hang proper, I wouldn’t know because I don’t remember if she’s done topless yet….they are amazingly off balanced and a good time.

She is the American dream, even if her dad is Bahamian and a tax evader…she is just what the people like…a top heavy skinny body, almost a fetish or cartoon, and even if her face isn’t the ultimate in faces…who’s looking at her face, it’s good enough to celebrate her as a package that is more than just tits…but thank god for the tits…because without them she’d never exist at this level of barely famous.

I like these stories of defying all the odds, pulling herself out of Florida, by taking something she was bullied for and laughed out…her tits…and making them her number one reason to exist or be noticed…like she’s putting them out there, getting paid to put them out there…so take that you fucking bullies who bullied her for her tits…or maybe we should use her as a poster girl for how being teased can help you monetize the thing you were teased for to piss off those bullies and get the best revenge you can….I mean it works for tits…and may not have the same impact if you’re teased for other defects that are less fun to suck on…or play with…like being born with no ear, a port wine stain on your face, one testicle, a cyclops…a pinhead thanks to ZIKA…because even bullying discriminates…

POINT being…welcome back to the conversation McKinney. We like this.

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