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2019

08

Feb

Bebe Rexha Got Them Titties on of the Day

Bebe Rexha annoys me…because she’s a fat chick who always wanted to be famous, who wrote songs for the famous and was successful at it, but instead of just continuing that shit, she threw herself into the mix, where that she decided to be the star on her own…pretty fucking self involved and bold if you ask me…it’s that narcissism that fuels the world and social media…it’s the actual meaning of the #metoo movement…in that they watch a TV show or a movie or a singer and say that can be #metoo…throw in her having written the song and there’s no stopping her run to the top, or maybe it’s a slow jog, cuz she’s fat…and with fat comes tits….

So along with Dua Lipa and Rita Ora..she’s the latest Albanian to trick America into liking them and their tits….

Wild.

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2019

08

Feb

Amber Heard See Through of the Day

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Here is Amber Heard showing you her skills to trap a rich man….you know, not keen on ever working a real job, but keen on doing whatever it takes to work it for a rich dude, because if you know sugar babies, the amount of effort that has to go into their pervert rich, needy and demanding men is massive, you’d think “shit, if you got a job and put the same effort in, you’d be rich as fuck for yourself”…and I guess Amber Heard, like Melania Trump, who had a career before they got into rich dudes, even though they were probably always into rich dudes…but that career was just great positioning to get her to more rich guys…her true fetish and passion….

This sheer top is not surprising, because before Johnny Depp, she was slutty and that kind of shit was her angle…you know a trashy b lister, who is only famous cuz of who she married….

Good hustle, I guess….watching a bitch churn butter like some kind of fucking Farmer’s Daughter you know is just playing it up so rich guys think she’s a farmer’s daughter they are saving, when really she’s a soulless demon….trying to Black Widow them….cuz that’s how acting works…or where she learned her acting skills…via manipulating dudes to give her shit she wanted.

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2019

08

Feb

Ariel Winter Erotica of the Day

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Ariel Winter has been pretty fucking fat the last few years, but she managed to step it up and thin the fuck down for her employers who probably didn’t like that she was getting fat, even if fat was in, it’s not the angle they want to play, even though fat girls get paid…

She has thinned out….I will give her that….using trainers and probably some self discipline so that she doesn’t eat the whole fucking craft services table….because like a college girl on her first Semester she’s got access to eat anything she wants anytime and it’s hard to maintain that hot fit body…

I still think she looks like a troll with big tits for someone who has had a breast reduction at 16…but seeing her neck when she was previously neckless is a great improvement and remember to choose health to jack off to….alienate the fat chicks like we are supposed to…celebrate the fitter versions of themselves to encourage them to get more fit. Right.

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2019

08

Feb

Heidi Klum Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Recently engaged for the 12th time – Heidi Klum – brought out her tits to some AIDS event, because AIDS is no longer a death sentence. It is no longer illegal to give AIDS to someone knowingly….it’s like my body my right to disclose what I want to disclose to people…which is great in an era of everyone fucking no condom…and everyone being self involved cunts….

Well…that doesn’t mean that celebs don’t need to do AIDS events to raise money for AIDS to help the AIDS babies around the world…death sentence or not…

It doesn’t mean HEIDI can’t bring out huge cleavage tits to celebrate that she didn’t get AIDS from her AFRICAN…or maybe she did…we wouldn’t know..it’s not a death sentenc anymore…but I assume it is tits to get the perverts riled up and ready to fuck low grade cheap hooker pussy cuz it is all we can get and afford – so take these tits into your weekend and let them inspire you to make bad decisions with questionable women…getting AIDS like Heidi wants you to….and maybe if you do get the AIDS you can make a wish foundation that shit and end up as one of her special guests next year…seeing these tits in person….so you better start cutting up your dick, sharing needles, finding real gutter addict trash to get up inside otherwise this plan won’t work.

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2019

08

Feb

Becky G Tits In Paper Magazine of the Day

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Becky G has a stupid name. It’s like when you were in High School at there were two dudes named Jorge, Jorge S and Jorge M, you get what I am saying…it’s time to grow the fuck up and use your real name…your actual name…your big girl name…which is GOMEZ….

She’s a youtuber, with a huge latin audience, who opened for Fifth Harmony which is some manufactured girl band…and she’s famous as fuck, because there are a lot of latins. Many latins. Latin population HUGE…that is why your government wants to build that all….and deal with the whole airplane and road thing after that wall…to keep them out…despite them being the only people that actually work in your country…cuz white people are all fucking lazy and entitled while the immigrants, like immigrants for generations before them, want the good life and slave for the good life…

Well…that’s about all I have to say about these pics of BECKY G – other than…Why the fuck did I just post these? Confuses me even.

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2019

08

Feb

Lucy Hale Tits of the Day

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In case you’re wondering – LUCY HALE – the celebrity who gets consistent work in teen shows…is going to be right here.

Wherever that is..

Tits out in a bikini top….

Because all girls are exhibitionists seeking validation through their tits….and if they tell you that they aren’t. They are lying.

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2019

07

Feb

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

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Is this the most important content that has hit the internet today?

Out of all the slutty nude and half nude hot chicks out there…

Is this the self produced slutty shamelessness that matters?

Her name is Alexis Ren and despite being far less versatile than the other Alexa…you can’t order sex toys off her…she has been able to turn herself into a sex toy…she has even been on tv as a sex toy dancing….

She is the leader of the Instagram slutty traveler – a movement we all like…

So relevant, important or not…none of this shit matters but it’s better to stare at than our wives or walls or other things we are exposed to in our shitty frozen lives.

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2019

07

Feb

Ashley Graham Pretending to Exercise of the Day

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Lol

Fat people working out, always hilarious.

Comedic.

Because it is the opposite of what they actually do, or what they actually did to get as fat as they are….

I guess the brands are realizing how negative and irresponsible it is to feature fat chicks as models, because it is telling the fat peoples they target that it’s okay to be fat, even though fat causes the most deaths…more than shark attack a and coconuts falling from trees…it’s a fucking crisis and I think pandering to the fat is saying it’s great to be fat and again another example of corporations killing us through marketing…

So get the fatty doing fitness – so a fatty exercising is the healthy way to be fat…instead of using her like the big she is demonstrating all the cake she can consume in one sitting to sell cakes to the fat….instead sell the dream of fitness and use a relatable “I am fat too” to sell it. Silly. And erotic to those of us who are black or with even fatter women…but disgusting to me.

Positing it for the comedy bro.

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2019

07

Feb

Gigi Hadid Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t know about this Gigi Hadid muppet face.

I realize that she’s made it as a rich girl who didn’t need to make it to begin with but egos had to be fed….

But I’m not convinced. I see through the scam her and her family have coordinated and all the people in fashion sucking on her muppet face dick….are just followe idiots who have no opinion of their own but who know Instagram followers are a currency and status symbol….even when those followers are for nonsense reasons…

This is some bought fame…getting a good return on investment….

This is her in a magazine thanks to her bought fame getting a good return on investment….

Muppet face and her tits pretending to be fashion when really there’s no substance here…just veneer…fake shit…posting it anyway.

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2019

07

Feb

Em RatCow Nipples of the Day

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I would boycot, block and delete Rat Cow if she hadn’t blocked and deleted me first.

I think her building out her own brand of bikinis and underwear is a smart strategy for her tits, because it’s building equity beyond an Instagram feed she only has from a music video she was lucky to be cast in and naked in…

I would ignore her silly self promotion to make herself richer than she is with her scamming….but her tits that I assume are not real tits are just so good….unfortunately she hasn’t sorted out the belly button yet….garbage people doing garbage things….but having great tits throughout the process.

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