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2019

13

Feb

Ashley Benson Titty Pop of the Day

I just posted up Michelle Rodriguez’s lesbian cleavage of the day and figure what better time to ride her post coattails than now…with this Ashley Benson back at it with her tits out…big tits that we’ve seen fully pulled out back when she was still working on the tv show she got famous from….because now in her semi retirement where she’s been getting fat…she is Eskimo sisters with Michelle Rod. Cuz they fuck the same rich kid from the UK model they world embraced named Cara Delegingne.

Both pawns in Cara’s marketing hustle…one Hispanic and manly, the other chubby and white….both vaginas that have licked or been licked by her…and that’s gotta be a fetish to someone.

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2019

13

Feb

Michelle Rodriguez Titty Shot of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez has always been pretty fucking lesbian.

There was a time people were into her and always would say how hot she is.

I assume those people were closer casss
Who didn’t know they were queer…or just someone who buys into any and all hype, so much so that it can dictate whether she is considered hot enough or woman:/::

Here she is flashing some tit.

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2019

12

Feb

Josephine Skriver Ridiculous Tits of the Day

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Josephine Skriver tits are ridiculous here…

This is some brand deal she’s partnered up with who produce Women’s clothing.

So these tactics of hit model looking hot with hot tits pulled out of a hot bathing suit…is designed to target women…

A reminder That all the sexuaized and misogynistic content all these fuckers say slut content caters to…and encourages is false.

Bitches are competitive with hot chicks. They want to dress like hot chicks. They want to be hot chicks. So they watch the hot chicks. Copy the hot chicks. It is how they become hot chicks.

So fuck all the haters who say chicks don’t like titty pics of models. Chicks love it so much they buy what these sex workers are selling.

That’s what perpetuates the whole thing. Women. Are. Crazy.

Here she is in lingerie

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2019

12

Feb

Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter has dramatically lost weight. Looks better than ever. Cuz skinny versions of ourselves are always better versions of ourselves.

I don’t know if she did cool sculpting or liposuction like a Kardashian.

I don’t know if she just stopped eating and got serious about fitness.

She was publicly working out for the last year she was fat and she remained fat…so not sure if it is that…

However…it could just be drugs, eating disorder, a disease like aids…

So many options….that don’t matter so long as her and her breast reduced famous tits have a neck again.

The troll, less trolly. Exciting!

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2019

12

Feb

Padma Lakshmi Pizza Tits of the Day

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It was International Pizza Day the other day.

If I was a real blogger with a passion for blogging. Like the kinds of click sit blogs you see on the internet doing click bait content

I would have done a top 10 pizza day pics from sluts doing slutty content for pizza day since sluts lack creativity and need that national day to give them a concept and theme…especially when that day is pizza day cuz pizza in and of itself is viral and hype…

Instead I am a lazy blogger who hates the blog life, and click bait….so I just post the first old whore I see with her pizza Porno out there, three days after the international pizza day happened…on the ball. Full send all day.

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Posted in:Padma Lakshmi|SFW

2019

12

Feb

Selena New Face Gomez Bikini of the Day

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The biggest news of the day is that along with having a series of mental breakdowns, and health scares, dejected Kidneys and Kidney Transplants, fake tits and face injections…a love of her life named Bieber marry another chick…sending her back to rehab…is that Selena Gomez is a whole new person. Literally.

Who the fuck is this stand in, trader imposter. Maybe the real Selena Gomez died off…and this is her replacement. Rich people are weird!

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2019

11

Feb

Bella Thorne Bolt on Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne – the most aggressive Disney kid on social media making stupid money being stupid…has some bolt on tits and a rebuilt face…turning her into the face of the generation because the generation is just mainstream as fuck and have no souls and are basically all fucking memes….consuming consumers…when I remember a time when Disney kid was something the cool kids laughed at instead of wanting to be…

Weird times…but the bolt on tits are always fun. Even if I hate implants…I like being reminded that girls still think tits are necessary to win. So when someone with bought tits wins…it’s a win for all of us who like tits.

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2019

11

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Nipples of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane is getting you all into the Valentine’s Day Spirit with her tits out in some Valentine’s Day themed lingerie…..the way Don Trump Jr who fucked her liked it…you know thematic.

I personally appreciate good content based on the Holidays, whether it is Nation Donut Day, or Christmas, I believe that we all need these themes like assignments in school to get out there and do our best job producing content on those days – to stand out from all the other idiots pressing that same hashtag….

I think adding a theme to your everyday, makes the slutty, and obscure pics you don’t understand why they are happening beyond to get seen….have purpose.

I don’t quite know Aubrey O’Day’s purpose…but in her old age, she’s definitely getting more and more interesting….like wtf is going on here. Weirdo Glamour Model shit. I thought she was a Reality Star / Pop Star, not a Glamour Model expiring. All so Ridiculous.

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2019

11

Feb

Taylor Swift Found Some Tits of the Day

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It’s been a nice few months for us Taylor Swift haters, because I guess she hasn’t been promoting bullshit, pulling relationship scandals that are likely all made up to promote her records, that are so relatable and sell so much, bitch is richer than god….

Despite being marketed as a popstar who writes her own songs, after she exploited country music, despite not being country, but having moved to Nashville at a Young Age to live out her dad’s dream of being famous…..using country as a stepping stone…cuz people are loyal in the country. Keep the Country Country…and when she went off to become the highest paid pop act…they followed…even though she was using them….

She still fucking sucks.

I don’t think there is any real artistry to anything she does besides fucking as many dudes as she’s fucked and polarizing it as being the victim…that takes effort..

Well, the good news is that in her time off of not annoying us…she grew some tits and we’re always into new tits on really fucking rich trash.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2019

11

Feb

Tits at the Grammy’s of the Day

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In very important news that isn’t important at all, but that the media tries to make you think is important, because they make money off this shit…The Grammy’s happened…

I have a celebrity blog, and didn’t realize that they were on, because Award shows don’t matter.

I can assure you that they had the least viewers they have ever had, people are busy living their life, and they can just scroll instagram to see who won, without sitting and committing to the bullshit, that is if thy even care…

Most people don’t listen to the shit radio music being nominated, and most people don’t care about the celebrities involved….myself included.

There was a time when Live Tweeting the shit could be a fun time, 10 years ago, when everyone would be at home on twitter watching the shit, helping me amass my insignificant following – no book deals here…

I would just live tweet it because I genuinely hated it, a masochist who puts himself through abuse to get the jokes no one finds funny out there.

I do really enjoy seeing the old school industry lose out, they are fucking snobs with superiority complexes who get all the money…

While the power is really going back to the people, finally…

So fuck the Grammy’s, they don’t matter. The people choosing the winners are all corrupt. It’s all attempts to get hype to sell ads against next year…where even less people will care.

It’s a good time to be alive.

Fuck the Grammys. Here are the tits. ….

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Ashlee Simpson still alive