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2019

14

Feb

Bebe Rexha Religious Erotica for Valentin’s Day of the Day

Bebe Rexha is ridiculous….

You don’t know who she is, because she’s not that important, but she’s working on it…like everyone else is….just trying to get as famous as possible….all while being fat.

She’s a songwriter, who had some success with songwriting, thanks to sucking Pete Wentz dick back when Pete Wentz dick was a thing….That has given her an ego….and I guess money and credibility that has allowed her to finally live out her fantasy of being a pop star, something she assumed she was capable of because fat girls are accepted as human now…weird…and I guess she had the skills to make it this far…maybe more skills than a hot chick would because she was fat and had to try harder to be taken seriously…to be seen as more than just a fat chick…back when fat chicks weren’t accepted humans…

So now that she’s making moves, she’s putting out slutty content as slutty content is the only content people care about…magical…but not at all.

Look at this Albanian shitting on Jesus…hip 10 years ago and played out / banged out like the fat and terrifying Bebe Rexha not Ana Rexha…nice diaper though.

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2019

14

Feb

Beyonce Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Whenever 45 year old Beyonce tries to sexualize herself, with her tits out, in blazers or in leotards….or whatever it is she does when she tries to compete for Jay Z’s attention with the other girls he fucks, like Rihanna….I always laugh…because Beyonce really isn’t hot..but she tries…and tries..and the people still eat it up because her and her team have managed to make her into this icon and phenomenon…she has a “bee hive of fans and they fucking worship her…mainly women and gay dudes…but probably a few straights in there who think she’s amazing…

I get that she’s got tits and by default her tits are worth looking at because they are tits….and I get that I am not the typical fanboy who is into these celebrities…I prefer local whores…toothless and affordable…where as these ones are just out of everyone’s realm of reality…and you know they are cunts about it…which makes the fact you all worship them so weird. They don’t care about you. They just want your money.

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2019

14

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Valentine’s Day Smut of the Day

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Bella Thorne recycled content for her social media….because she’s a typical young person, lazy as fuck about life, but still managing to make a ton of fucking money from other young people, because they are all the same bullshit entitled brats…with the same bullshit level of work ethic…

We have seen this before…and I don’t even pay attention to this bitch and have early stages of alcoholic dememtia….

I wonder if her brainless fans even realize that this is recycled….but I don’t wonder too hard…fuck these idiots while wanting to fuck these idiots.

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2019

14

Feb

Angela Simmons Wet Bikini of the Day

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Ughhh…Angela Simmons’ got some Cellulite…making me think she should look into BURKINIS or anything with pants…maybe a wetsuit or somthing…to keep that ass in her pants…to not terrorize us all with her mom body….but then I realize when dealing with any woman, especially in this fat as fuck America we live in, a fat ass is what people want, the fatter the ass the more fun it is to bury your face into, even if it is so fat you can’t actually get your dick up in it…..

Not to mention, she can have anything she wants, including cellulite and a massive ass, becasue she’s Reverend Run DMC’s daughter….and is rich as fuck….spoiled as fuck…new money that has always had money kinda lets her live a better life than all you fuckers…fat ass or not.

I’ve been told by the internet that she’s a mom, I don’t really stay on top of Rich Hip Hop daughter gossip…so this is a mom ass, that looks like a mom ass, doing attention seeking, paparazzi things….so love it, stare at it, jerk off to it….that’s what it’s there for….it’s what she wants you to do…

What I appreciate in this picture…is that aggressive WEDGIE PICKING…so thorough you can practically see her uterus…so efficient that she’s literally showing as much as possible without showing anything….an expert at pulling bottoms out of her fat ass cheeks…but not by my standards of wanting to see butthole…I mean we’ve got this far…let’s go all the way.

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2019

14

Feb

Avril Lavigne Comeback Erotica of the Day

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Avril Lavigne, the Queen of Canada. So important that she should be on our money here. Even though she moved to Cali to live that Skater Boy life back in the 90s when she got famous….is coming out with a new Album that is sure to SUCK tomorrow….

I call it 10 years too late, but I guess she’s felt inspired or wants to make some money while money is still available to be made..even if she’s been lazy the lat 10 years…

I wonder if she’s still going to be the 30 something dressed like a teen from the Ohio Hot Topic…you know cheesy and commercial version of streetwear….silly really…

Based on this LOLITA album cover…sucking a loli…like she’s not 45….stealing her kids candy on Halloween and making some selfie porn with it for her internet boyfriend she met on Facebook…you know that she reconnected with from High School…

But I bet some of you assholes find it hot…

If only I wasn’t so desensitized from all the sex workers and self produced porno out there…I’d be able to feel something looking at this…something other than “this Avril bitch is reaching hard”….

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2019

14

Feb

Madison Beer Slut Stance of the Day

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Madison Beer is only interesting to me – because she’s a busty young slut from social media trying to get legit celebrity, in a mainstream way, by working with the paparazzi in conjunction to her social media whoring, to an audience she’s built thanks to Youtube, where all the internet money seems to live…

She had a mom who taught her that with little, very little talent, but some solid titty cleavage on youtube, you can generate lots of views from perverts into teens with tits, and those views will be seen as relevance…and thus lock in a record deal…allowing you to be a modern day version of Britney Spears…but far less interesting than Britney Spears….

The future is now….and it’s in a crop top.

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2019

14

Feb

Ashanti Fetish Gear of the Day

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Remember Ashanti? Well she’s fat in a latex dress for Valentine’s Day because it is pink….I guess she’s in the Valentine’s Day spirit….now that she’s having a career revival thanks to the Fyre Festival documentary that forced all the young kids into social media to google who Ja Rule only to find her song with him….at least that’s my theory…and I’m sticking to it..

Chubby girls in latex dresses with their guts sticking out despite being sucked the fuck in…are not really my thing but people with Latex fetishes love that shit on pretty much everyone…to fantasize about watching the cum roll off it….sick fucks..

It’s nice to see everyone at every age can be slutty…it brings me hope…

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2019

13

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is great….I mean I am sure she’s the fucking worst in actual life, raised by Johnny Depp in all his rich as fuck glory, riding his celebrity for no reason beyond being his daughter, born to matter without actually having any reason, skill, talent or even interest in mattering…a spoiled and entitled brat who has nothing to really prove so long as she’s ok with being Johnny Depp’s daughter, which probably means she’s got nothing to prove, cuz none of these rich people move to Costa Rica to chill, they all just stay in the limelight, doing shit to get noticed even when they play it cool and pretend to not want to be noticed, we all know the truth and that is that they like to get noticed, otherwise they wouldn’t post porny pics like this for her “fans”…

It doesn’t mean I don’t love and encourage this behavior, because I do.

Keep it up rich and famous girl. I want to see your butthole.

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2019

13

Feb

Jamie King is Pantsless of the Day

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Jamie King posted up this racy picture of herself, because she’s just that kind of girl.

It has nothing to do with her being Martin Luther Kings’ illegit daughter. If anything that would make her cooler than she is.

I don’t know why I dislike her, but I do, even though she posts up pictures like this.

There is just something irritating and dick riding about her…a model turned actress who probably should have died in the late 90s as a model because her boyfriend and her were part of the Heroin chic look, but who instead moved to La to become a cheesy fuck who I think was on a tv show for a wild, before breeding, and I guess when pics like this happen, I shouldn’t hate on her for trying since she is bottomless in a censored Titty our shoot. Something I encourage all women to do, even the ones I dislike for no real reason since I don’t actually know them because I live in Canada and have no reason to know them….I just post their smut like it is important in an era where there is so much better smut to post being produced daily from idiots who don’t think they are important cuz they aren’t, and are trying to be important cuz that’s what the people want. A taste of hollywood so they can be Jamie King too….

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2019

13

Feb

Noah Cyrus Erotica of the Day

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I know that girls wrapped in towels is a fetish to some dudes. I guess they like knowing the bitch has been hosed off and is cleaned off…drying off but still with easy access to pull off the towel and take whatever they want from them.

I know that girls play up the innocent post shower towel erotica…because I’ve watched 80s college movies where showers and towels are a huge part of their weak plots…

I also know that I’ve been to public campgrounds, gyms, pools and other places where towels have been used to cover up a cold and wet hoses off bitch. So I get it. It can be hot.

But when Miley’s sister the troll who we only know exists because Miley did a great job getting stupid famous…and this one gets to associate and ride off that….it’s not that hot…cuz even when ugly girls, rich or not, do things girls we want to fuck do,
Or dress like, it is almost obsolete…it barely exists but is still better than nothing I guess.

At least she’s got a hand over her face to help her look hotter. The entitled rich girl is trying.