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2019

15

Feb

Emma Stone Photoshoot of the Day

I am going to leave this hipster fashion shoot of Emma Stone up here for a while…because Emma Stone is a big deal in the nerd world…something I don’t fucking understand because she’s ugly.

I don’t know how a bitch has scammed the system so hard to be a goto, highly paid, multi million dollar actress…while consistently having that creepy fucking face that I think is offset by her creepy fucking mouth…and that creepy fucking lisp…that luckily for her creepy dudes everywhere fucking love and worship.

She’s a leader, an icon, a pinup, porn to them…and even when I see her in these kinds of shoots..I cannot get behind her as a celebrity…she’s more a fucking mid level manager at some run of the mill company to me…not even someone high powered working in some cool business…she looks like she does payroll at a fucking bathroom supply company….you know just as far removed from hollywood as possible…even if hollywood is really just on giant toilet…

You get what I’m saying and it’s “how is this bitch famous”…seriously.

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2019

15

Feb

Noah Cyrus Thong of the Day

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Aren’t you excited that Noah Cyrus is a ratchet little young girl – who is keeping up with her generation by being a ratchet little girl…being inspired by her sister who took the ratchet instagram nudity to the next level, to the mainstream, making it a full Coca Cola situation…poptart twinkie shit…The Gap…fucking Disney…..instagram nudity, flashing like a pervert exhibitionist is just the way the world fucking works now….and it’s great.

Except when Noah Cyrus does it. Cuz she’s a vile bitch.

Great content though! Making her brother proud….because they are hicks and hicks are built off of incest.

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2019

15

Feb

Maria Menounos Looks like a Sex Doll of the Day

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Maria Menounos Looks like a Sex Doll….Just not as good as OUR VALENTINE…SEX DOLL

But it’s nice to see her still out there whorin’. She is the celeb gossip queen, no longer a celeb queen on the celeb gossip bullshit…but posting fitness erotica….looking like a sec doll….Just not as good as OUR VALENTINE…SEX DOLL

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2019

15

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Pink Ass of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp ass in pink satin looking pants…..the kind of pants you want your sheets made out of…partially because they are so silky smooth..but also because Lily Rose Depp’s ass in in them…

She’s a legend, without ever having to do anything, which makes for an interesting specimen of human because it can go one of two ways….

Either she’s got a huge chip on her shoulder and feels the need to prove herself as more than just a Depp rich kid…

Or she’s chilling…just cruising through life because she’s a Depp Rich Kid…

Some rich kids are spoiled and entitled cunts, while other’s are just pretty chill cuz they know they have everything….

Which one is she? Maybe there needs to be a movie about it.

Yes…this is what I think about whilst staring at her ass….

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2019

15

Feb

Nicola Peltz Panties of the Day

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Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire.

IT’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dude is in his 80s and hot chicks like old dudes in their 80s to breed with….

SHe is a product of his later in life marriage / sex….a good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way…

This girl is all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper…

Yes…She is Dr Pepper’s baby….Some Warren Buffet shit…that this little body gets to benefit from.

Not only can daddy finance movies she gets to be in, or vacations she gets to go on, and mansions she gets to live in..

But he can also finance panties and the selfie cam that takes those selfies…

PANTIES!

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2019

15

Feb

Halle Berry Brings It of the Day

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Halle Berry, the cultural appropriator….the has a black dad she’s met once after she was famous cuz he wanted to borrow 100k to start a fucking food truck or some shit…the white girl, who plays the black girl, cuz she’s got the right features and because Hollywood has consistently been racist as fuck and only want to work with accessible black people, or white black people, because they don’t fear them….

It’s nice to see a hot black woman succeed in Hollywood, it’s just too bad the circumstances were that she was middle class and white…

Still great tits though.

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2019

15

Feb

Cardi B Tits of the Day

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Cardi B is a nice reminder that if you’re a gutter stripper….with low level talent…and you get cast on a Reality show that puts you in front of pervert rappers who like strippers…and they all like strippers…then you can position yourself to be a Grammy winning artist…whilst being gutter as fuck…because white people apparently really like being exposed to gutter black music…it’s the foundation of all the pop music out there…and it is safe to say it’s racist on so many levels, maybe even pandering to white people at the expense of the black folk…but I don’t bother looking into that, cuz they are all paid well..it’s fair for everyone and manipulating white suburban idiot is the foundation of every successful company…it’s where the dollars are…

I just think it’s nice she still shows off her tits, not as much as she should…but keeping it true to herself, telling her authentic sex work story even know with all that MC HAMMER money…makes her more tolerable in this lie that is the entertainment industry.

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2019

15

Feb

AJ Michalka Panty Flash of the Day

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AJ Michalka is some Disney child star who has a band or something in entertainment with a girl who may or may not be her twin sister….but who definitely is her sister….cuz thy have the same name and the same level of slut behavior even in their 40s….

They are Disney trained and understand the importance of the sister fantasy I’ve recently been so into…cuz why fuck one when you can fuck both….or some shit.

I appreciate that she’s posing in her panties for Valentines Day, not because she’s getting paid to, even though a girl being paid to post panty pics is sex work on a level…but because girls posting panty pics for any reason is what life is all about…

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2019

15

Feb

JoJo is a Racy and Wild and Dangerous of the Day

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Animal print to women, is what Hawaiian shirts are to men, or were to men, before the hipsters say Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and every brand started making them for the bros….

There was a time when the Hawaiian shirt on a fat white dude was a symbol of adventure, excitement, taking on the wild resort life during your retirement by using SPF 10 instead of SPF 45….I don’t even know if they make SPF 10 anymore….

So women, in animal print are like that…daring, exciting, forward thinking…not scared to look like a slut…because channeling a slut is what they do.

I don’t know about Jojo…she’s out there trying to get herself as famous and noticed as possible in this third act of her career…but I know about the old ladies around here and their animal print and it’s safe to say they are all on the same kick…just trying to show the world how fearless and dialed into their animalistic ways they are….wild…like a Safari in Africa with cleavage.

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2019

14

Feb

Alexis Ren Naked for Valentines Day of the Day

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Alexis Ren did or is doing a RED themed, Red lit, Valentine’s Day shoot for Romance…because it is Valentine’s Day…

A time for all you perverts to feel the same sadness you feel everyday thanks to having no real chicks in your life, offset by a porn addiction, or social media addiction, or tinder addiction…living that empty but cum filled thanks to Chronic masturbating life….a life or trend that has allowed someone like Alexis Ren to exist, live a great life on TV…all from being naked on the internet..

I just don’t understand why all these women have stopped releasing sex tapes to get famous. We live in a Sex Positive, Porn Positive, world…that we’d expect to see more sex tapes…but I guess these influencer types don’t want to cross that line into the porn world…and prefer walking that thin line…keeping the sex for their sugar daddies…silly.

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