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2019

20

Feb

Georgia Fowler Nudity of the Day

Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand born modl…She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…you know when some creepy predator promises her the world in a coke fueled industry, and her parents sign up for it, paving the way for her to produce tit pics…..cuz they like money…

Georgia Fowler is also evidence that Maxim is dead…no longer a contender…they had their 90s run and now it’s just table scraps…sold off to the internet in the form of instagram accounts and clickbait sites…no use for their huge overhead publication…

But I guess they are keeping it alive…or trying to…with someone with as big a name as Georgia Fowler…who I’ve written about before but feel like I’ve never heard of…that much impact and staying power…right.

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2019

20

Feb

Josephine Skriver’s Slutty Pose of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is some feat of modern science. She is the TESLA of Titties…you know revolutionizing models everywhere with some high tech genetic modification tactics used to create some designer model pussy….possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret…her dad a homosexual Marine Biologist, test tub babied her into what you are looking at….and sent her off to America with a heft contract to be a promo model…the best damn promo model she can be…and is now famous because of it…

She’s 25, getting old, possibly inclined to get some weird cancers from being created in a test tube…but here for now…living her best unnatural…anti god life…She’s the opposite of an abortion….you know life that shouldn’t have happened, happening…where as an abortion is life that should happen, not happening….FUNNY.

Here are some Victoria’s Secret Bullshit…of the Day…

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2019

19

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Doing Fitness of the Day

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There was a time when I thought Amanda Seyfried was one of the hottest actors out there, which isn’t saying much, since actors are typically not hot…

I just liked that she did nude scenes and Disney movies at the same time..it was a good way to polarize her careee and pretend she has talent…

But now she’s just a mom who has had sex with Justin Long and that is enough to ruin a bitch.

I guess she posts on social media, as these people do to get cast in movies and make money….and this is the kind of shit she’s posting…

There was a time she was dumpy as fuck for the paparazzi, looking like she smelled not showered with nothing to prove….but here she is uploading selfie content – ruining that too…

The world is shit. Pop culture is shit and Amanda Seyfried is old and rich and doing what old rich bitches do…activewear.

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2019

19

Feb

Serena Williams Takes on Pottery of the Day

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I still haven’t accepted that the queen of Reddit, Serena Williams, who you know from destroying everyone at tennis, is a woman…

I am still coming to terms with her being a mom, and not a man dressed as a girl to win at tennis…

She’s the man – Amanda Bynes shit….

So here she is in a pic she posted up to get some LOLz as she tries to start her pottery career.

I know some of you like this kind of thing, and that’s ok with me…

It’s just weirdness!

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2019

18

Feb

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

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In very important news…instagram starlet who got a head start at the celebrity game from a mother who whores out her kids for personal gain….leading to a Disney kid role…that was easily transplanted to the instagram…where she is making the majority of her money….

Bella Thorne…the trashiest straight from Florida sex worker who is mainstream despite being a straight up ho….

Is rocking a see through shirt, and you can see her nipples, on her fake tits that make you think “hey, she may suck, and may be annoying, but she’s not all that bad”…cuz in her Florida quest for fame and fortune after her disney stint, she did what all Florida women to do command status and respect…and that’s….wear a sheer top so we can all see your perky breast implant tit….

Fascinating.

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2019

18

Feb

Noah Cyrus Titty Shake of the Day

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I know that the Cyrus family is pure white trash, they just happen to have a lot of fucking money, but at least when Miley was getting her start off her Achy Breaky trust fund, to do her own thing, she was cute about it….

She brought cultural appropriation of pop culture to the masses in the right way, with a bit of her country hick spirit, and a lot of her nudity….and it was a good time for all. It helped push the culture, perpetuate the trend of naked being alright and the whole thing was a success on many levels…plus I got to see her Labia..

But her sister…Noah Cyrus…is just fucking ugly, has no real edge, or appeal…is just mooching off her name…and her slutting out on social media is hardly believable as being anything more than a cry for attention.

She’s grabbing at her tits…it’s nothing special..if anything, it’s even gross…but it happened..or is happening so watch.

Here’s Miley’s tits

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2019

18

Feb

Kim Kardashian Still a Slut of the Day

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Yep.

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2019

18

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day

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The most important takeaway from ugly face Ashley Tisdale and her selfie that she’s blocking her face in…but showing off her body in…is that you don’t have to be hot, or look good, or naturally pretty to get people jerking off to your half nakedness…you just need to be half naked…

Not that Ashley Tisdale has let being an average at best, ugly for Hollywood, which isn’t saying much since most of Hollyood starlets aren’t hot….get in her way….she has with confidence put herself ou there, at least for her Disney Gig that made her super famous, which was the last thing she ever did…

But she still knows she’s got a fucked up face, even after the botched nose job, and for that reason, she’s focusing on what works for her…the body, that I’ve always defended as thin and fit…something far more important than a face any day…cuz you can always put her on all founds and look away if she gets bad…or tries to gaze into your eyes.

She has a loyal fanbase and they probably really like this direction she’s taking with her self shot content production….aint nothing wrong with bathing suits….naw’t at all.

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2019

18

Feb

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Gisele Bundchen….you can probably smell Tom Brady’s ass on her dick if you get close enough to these pictures…because every year he wins the Super Bowl…she untucks and gives him the gift that keeps on giving, the reason he married her, and her hard face…the brazilian Chorizo…that she’s kept hidden from us for so long because she wants to give the illusion that she’s not a man….and the whole thing…is pretty fucking queer. Not as Queer as that Jussie dude and his MAGA Nigerians…but queer none the less…it’s a jock frat boy thing….you know…gay but not gay enough to let people know they are gay…but gay enough to marry a tranny and play house with a tranny so long as the world thinks she’s a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model…

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2019

18

Feb

Sofia Richie New Ass of the Day

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The people like Sofia Richie….

The rich kid with the jacked up muppet face who dates an old, tired Kardashian husband, who has 3 kids with the Kardashian and who now gets to live his best rich life with this one on his arm….cuz I guess he can’t get enough spoiled brat rich kids with muppet faces…so he traded in the old one for a new one…cuz the new one is 20 years younger than the old one…making her 20 times hotter than the old one…beat and battered from aging and childbirth….while the new one is theoretically still tight…at least on paper…you can never be too sure with these young perverts who start masturbating at a young age these days…they have vaginas well trained to take large objects…it’s just generational…whoring is more dramatic for this porn generation….

Here are some pics of her lionel richie ass…looking like all influencer ass…cuz it’s build on cosmetic procedures…