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2019

21

Feb

Victoria Justice Shitty Topless Pic of the Day

Victoria Justice is in a bikini, she’s the girl who was the headliner of the show that made Ariana Grande…or at least created the foundation for Ariana Grande after her stage parents sold her off….where Grande became a big deal despite being an ugly little midget and the star of the show…faded into obscurity with only a handful of perverts still into her cuz they remember the glory days of Disney Channel masturbation….you know they are out there, all on YOUTUBE watching teen bikini dance videos…cuz youtube despite being publicly traded, like facebook/IG, is just a place for perverts to find pervert shit they are into…like young girls being slutty….

Point being…she’s out there traveling with her sister, not mattering, but in a bikini and that’s ok…why work when you’ve got money and a social media following you can sell off to brands…

Here she is with her sister in a bikini…

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2019

21

Feb

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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Oh Fuck…BIKINIS ON A MORMON – it must still be Rumpringa for this Mormon….Julianne Hough…the out of control Mormon who says that she left the church after being molested by some dance instructors, who I assume made her and her brother fuck for high paying customers…because there is no way that this bitch isn’t into that incest shit back when her brother didn’t know he was a queer….and when they both felt is was them against the world…in dance…when dance didn’t matter cuz the dance show they were both on didn’t exist….

All this to say, she’s a bad mormon who doesn’t practice modest being the hottest….and here’s the proof.

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2019

20

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Pole Dancing of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez posted up a video of her doing some pole dancing….which is the favored activity of middle aged women according to my instagram and facebook where old women seem to dominate my feed cuz they don’t have much going on and are in a point in their menial woman jobs where they can troll facebook all day without the boss getting mad…knowing cuz they are women he can’t get mad…and because they’ve already done their Maternity Leave…they can’t get fired….

The funny thing with Pold Dancing content, whether it’s J.Lo showing her age, or the middled aged moms on my facebook who do this to stay fit, is that they all dress pretty slutty, like strippers to do it…just a room full of bitches in stripper heels and bra tops and short shorts grinding up against a pole…

The other funny thing is that this is stripper behavior and strippers are usually hated on by all wives who have husbands who go to strip clubs…they call them whores, they call them other names, they are disgusted by them…yet the second an old stripper starts a pole dance studio and calls it a trendy fitness program…they are the first to sign up…in typical woman behavior…hate what you don’t know…or what your husband likes…that you try to turn around and live it up….probably the same reason Victoria’s Secret is so successful…just women being hypocritical cunts…the story of our lives…

Here’s Old Timer J.Lo in action.

Here she is in some tight leggings

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2019

20

Feb

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

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We don’t know who Jordyn Jones is….but we know we’ve posted her before…

I like that I refer to myself as we, I assume it’s part of my schizophrenia caused by alcoholism…or maybe it’s just cabin fever like on The Shinning level of insanity that hasn’t motivated me to kill my wife off…she’s too fat to chop up and dispose of and the whole legal proceeding and living in prison will get in the way of my blogging, perversion, my drinking, my creeping on girls in the park in their bikinis when summer rolls around…you know the things I love in life….but the level of insanity that makes me have deep conversations with myself as though I am talking to another person..and both of us motherfuckers don’t remember what this Jordyn Jones does, short term memory issues maybe…bombarded by too many girls like her doing the same thing..

But I am into her bikini pics, ass out, like it’s supposed to be….it looks great! Good styling, staging, shooting, directing…that Iphone photography on point…now pull the bikini aside and show us the cunt hole.

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2019

20

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rash of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a fetish to some…

Titty Rashes are a fetish to others…

Venn Diagram that shit…and Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rashes must be a fetish to the where those two fetishes crossover…

I bet you didn’t even realize JLH tits from the 90s teen comedies set on her small frame that turned into a fat chick frame as the rest of the body catches up to the tits often…cuz when bitch fattened up and got old..she was forgotten….

But that titty rash gave her reason to exist again….

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2019

20

Feb

Joy Corrigan Hard Nipples of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is some Florida set of tits that got some traction on instagram early on, thought that made her a model, thought that allowed her to move to LA and NYC to be bicoastal, rather than just stay in Florida where she would show off her bolt on tits to rich people coming through….and her career really never took off, it just positioned her for rich guys to fuck her, and I guess now that she’s 5-6 years older….she’s forced to start injecting her face, as these women do, thinking it will make them more appealing like a Kardashian…because they never had much talent to begin with…and have really just been a set of bathing suit bolt on tits all along…relatively interchangeable with any set of tits…but unaware of that basic fucking fact…

Hot times…with the hard nipples in NYC.

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2019

20

Feb

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is a football slut…

She calls herself an influencer, but she’s really just some bitch who fucked some famous people at the right time and got some instagram followers for it…

She then was able to attend a bunch of events, to seem like she mattered, grow that following through her outfits, because Americans love style icons who inspire them in their choices when they are at the mall…because Americans love the Mall…

She was able to leverage that and have sex with at least 2 NFLers she pretended were her boyfriends until they cheated on her, not knowing they cheated on her, because she wasn’t really part of their storylines..but they were part of hers…cuz that’s what happens when you’re irrelevant, trying to be relevant.

The good news is that she looks alright in a bikini….even if the staged pics are shitty and boring and face-tuned, that’s the basis of Instagram and it sucks!

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2019

20

Feb

Josephine Skriver Got Them Tits On of the Day

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This is my second Josephine Skriver post today…because she’s so busy and because I have a very important question that I brought up in the last post no one will read….since she was created in a test tube and that is:

Do God’s people and the anti abortion people get mad at IVF?

I feel like there are some infertile people standing outside Abortion Clinics throwing rotten meat carved into fetus shapes saying “there’s a heartbeat at 6 days you scum”….out there who are also getting IVF treatments to get knocked up…thanks to all the radiation in the air killing off reproductive organs…

Here are some IVF tits.

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2019

20

Feb

Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

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In these days where…Ali Larter doesn’t matter…I feel it is important to look at her social media and reflect on what was…in her self shot bikini pics for attention…like she was still out there on Friday Night Lights…getting a Whipped Cream bikini…because that scene will allow her to live on forever, long after she is dead…the Whipped Cream bikini of the past..making this aged version of her unnecessary…we got what we need from you Skriver…See Ya.

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2019

20

Feb

Georgia Fowler Nudity of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand born modl…She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…you know when some creepy predator promises her the world in a coke fueled industry, and her parents sign up for it, paving the way for her to produce tit pics…..cuz they like money…

Georgia Fowler is also evidence that Maxim is dead…no longer a contender…they had their 90s run and now it’s just table scraps…sold off to the internet in the form of instagram accounts and clickbait sites…no use for their huge overhead publication…

But I guess they are keeping it alive…or trying to…with someone with as big a name as Georgia Fowler…who I’ve written about before but feel like I’ve never heard of…that much impact and staying power…right.

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