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2019

25

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipples of the Day

Candice Swanepoel nips in a beater …is probably just her just trying to stay relevant…

Every woman who taps out of her model life to make a kid or two, has a lot of time to reflect on their careers…and Candice..who has been paid very well for a long time, has got to realize that the bulk of what she’s done as really just been a promo model for a shitty sweatshop brand, with little else besides that. All the media she did, shoots she did, editorial she’s done…has all been an extension of being a promo model…

So what better way to protest the mall brand, underwear company than to walk out in protest, braless in a beater, which was a fetish of mine in the 90s when no one was doing it.

It’s the silent dis, the passive aggressive fuck you…..the teenager rebelling against her parents, this is the Patty Hearst joining the SLA….because not all heroes wear mall brand panties…

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Here’s more of her in a bikini

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2019

25

Feb

Oscars Round-up of the Day

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The oscars….

I decided to LIVE TWEET on my TWITTER …the least followed twitter for the amount of time I’ve been on Twitter…the majority of my tweets were my deep hatred for Lady Gaga that is warranted, because I paid to rent A Star is Born to see the hype, and I quickly discovered that I felt zero emotion, it was a bootleg biography on her scam of a career, and that if people felt anything watching her performance, they were fucking idiots…So I was glad she didn’t win….

I will say that Hollywood is not anything like it was, there is no exclusivity, high end appeal. No elitism, just a lot of Ego…they are just over paid regular people that are not compelling or interesting or exciting.

There is also something going on in Hollywood, some sort of trying to find itself, trying to stay relevant and exist in this digital world…because they never realized that the average person likes movies and TV shows, but they don’t care about anything else about the movie or TV show. They don’t care about the actors, the gossip, they hype or the marketing…we’re busy, we have shit going on…

So seeing the Academy integrate influencers or youtubers, giving them legit careers, because building a Youtube is more than most writers and directors can do….is funny…seeing them try to be diverse…like REALLY try to be diverse despite being racists…is funny…but for some reason the whole thing wasn’t funny…it was boring…so I guess funny was the wrong adjective…because it fucking sucked…

Here are some of the sluts…that were there…

Hottie Elsa Hosk being Hot

Em RatCow ..

Halsey new tits

Kendall Jenner Pussy Flash

Miley Cyrus with the tits

Rita Ora Full Ass

Sara Sampaio Daughter of a Fisherman

Sarah Hyland back fat

Shanina Shaik

Stella Maxwell looking for new actress dick

Toni Garn got them titties on

Vanessa Hudgens with the leg slit

Kristen Ritter Got Knocked Up

Kacey Musgraves looking Plastic

Rachel Weisz – When you have the Oscars at 9 but are visiting R Kelly to get pissed on at 10 outfit

Lady Gaga with the OJ Gloves

Amandla Stenberg- is there nipple happening here?

Melissa McCarthy

Amy Adams with the titty stretch marks – As Phoebe Price says, red on the head fire in the hole

Ashley Graham looking for the buffet table

Jennifer Lopez going by the age old saying, if you wear mirrors nobody will see you

Emma Stone ..

Charlize Theron as Bella Hadid

Brie Larson

Josephine Skriver at the Elton John AIDS viewing party..

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2019

22

Feb

Genie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

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Genie Bouchard is a weirdo Tennis star from Canada, who isn’t even really a tennis star, I mean she is by all local Standards…she does the tour but she just doesn’t bring the fucking goods to the table…she’s an Anna Kournikova forced to sexualize herself until ENRIQUE swipes her off her feet with his romantic hispanic song and dance…

Which means…bikini pics…so here she is tits out, not that hot, but hot for an Athlete…with some Canadian content…doing Canadian content things…and the whole thing is a good way to end the week and go into the Oscars….

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2019

22

Feb

Christina Milian Hard Nipple Pussy Dance of the Day

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Christina Milian….whatever…

She irritates me. I don’t find her hot. It’s not the early 2000s, we have the internet and we don’t need to be jerking off to slutty videos that she put out when she was 19 or 20, rolling around in the mud, looking fucking hot….and we sure as hell don’t need smut produced by that 19 or 20 year old in the early 2000s, who is now 38 years old, still bringing what she considers the heat or fire…because it’s done…it’s over…

But apparently it’s not…she’s found new life…with the hard nipple pussy dance party.

Christina Milian hard Nipple Pussy Dance

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2019

22

Feb

Lindsey Vonn Panty Flash of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn….America’s Sweetheart who really fucking loves black cock…and who has recently retired from her skiing life…that brought her fame, fortune, a shitty attitude, massive fucking thighs, super thigh strength, that I guess is the reason she loves the black cock, because girl has had so many injuries, the only way she can feel is if she’s split in half by penis…

You’d think she’s be wearing some pants to keep it all in, but with thick thighs, there are no pants that fit proper, plus you can’t show off panties when walking around in pants…panties you think are panties..but are really just bandages that are keeping her pussy intact…otherwise that shit would be everywhere…all over the place…mangled…

Hot to some, perverted to some, American Hero to all…

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2019

22

Feb

Nina Agdal Topless of the Day

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Disabled models are a thing now. You see women with skin disorders, amputations, wheel chair bound, autism and even Down’s Syndrome…but Nina Agdal was there first..

It is the one thing she’s done, the one accomplishment she as under her belt, in her repertoire, beyond just leveraging that Sports Illustrated celebrity, that is barely a celebrity, since Sports Illustrated is dead and instagram has allowed every bitch in a bikini to be a bikini model, not needing that stamp of approval from some struggling and floundering magazine, allowing people to be self start no names who don’t need big media to give their half nakedness approval…

But it does help when you want to use a resume or a C.V. to get you rich dudes, and famous dudes, to fuck you…

From Leo DiCaprio to Christie Brinkley’s son….Nina Agdal’s done it…all with Down’s Syndrome forehead…pretty impressive…all it took was tits…

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2019

22

Feb

Skylar Grey Naked of the Day

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I don’t know who Skylar Grey is, but even in the bath lathered up, bitch looks like a greasy fucking pig of a woman.

Maybe it’s just her chest tattoo, a proven strategy to just look dirty and gross….but that’s coming from a dude who has hated tattoos, especially on women, for as long as I can remember. It’s not feminine, cool, edgy, interesting or hot…it just looks like a rash…a self inflicted rash…that is like a syphilis rash…only black.

Gross.

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2019

21

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Tits Out of the Day

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Big fan of Ireland Baldwin right up here….

She’s this Awkward, Faux Lesbian, monster sized woman…with shitty tattoos coming into herself…

She started out as an Instagram rich kid, with very important parents, doing the whole BEACHY LA thing…only to throw that strategy out, even though it’s marketable and could have got her somewhere because of her tits….and proportionate body…no one needs to know she’s 7 foot tall and 300 pounds in pictures….but instead she ran after the dream of being broken, or edgy, or wild…in and out of rehab…dating black lesbians…just the whole thing fucking ridiculous….

I don’t buy into her story. She’s just a brad, coddled brat doing a bad job of social media content creation….

I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media over her…and she wasn’t worth it. It was not for her honor but because I guess he doesn’t like perverts staring at her tits…assuming he even considers her his daughter…she’s pretty disgraceful…but at least the tits are out….I’m just bummed the sex tape isn’t out…

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2019

21

Feb

Dua Lipa’s Sloppy Tit at the Brit Awards of the Day

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Dua Lipa is another one of these Youtube Celebrities who is now mainstream, because the mainstream is Youtube and they follow Youtube’s lead to decide what they can make money with….so if you’re compelling enough to get millions of followers and billions of views as a young busty girl from the privacy of your own home…just imagine what you can pull off with the marketing budgets of labels that basically create people….it’s like she’s already got a great head start, so she’s a legit act now…and she’s got her sloppy tits out in a slutty outfit at the Brit Awards, cuz she’s still a youtuber at heart and in mind…which means an obnoxious ego who thinks she’s important…so this being official shit…is what it was all for…what it was all about…the reason she did it…and what she expected…that stamp approval that makes someone who already won feel like they really fucking won…and that leads to really annoying things….throw more money and someone making more money than she deserves…but at least these people all crack at the seam and produce slutty content to get some attention that mimics the attention they got early in their careers…the forever void they are trying to fill…often times comes with a lot of titty pics…so get used to these sloppy tits – they’ll be back.

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2019

21

Feb

Madison Beer’s Wild and Crazy Outfit of the Day

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Madison Beer went to the Brit Awards because her manipulation of the media has reached pop culture success.

She has poked a hole in the condom that is celebrity and implanted herself in the womb….to grow into the star her mom always wanted her to be….

She was a youtuber, who wasn’t even a very good Youtuber, but there were followers…pervert followers…and she was able to get a record deal, use that record deal to get in the paparazzi and now she’s at international events where people I guess listen to her music and don’t know any better…cuz they just see it is popular on youtube…

Legends don’t need talent. They just need views…

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