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2019

26

Feb

Elsa Hosk is Hot and Topless of the Day

Elsa Hosk is living up to her contract with Victoria’s Secret requirements to post slutty selfies, in and out of bra, really any way she can to get more people to pay attention to her…so that she can hit their target numbers and get her her damn bonus…..

She clearly loves every second of this, otherwise she would have stayed in Sweden coaching girl basketball…

Instead she’s hanging with the A-List…living the rich and luxurious life…doing what you should do when you are hot..and she is hot…..getting fucking paid..

It’s shameless, but it’s the business they are in, so is it shameless at all? They are just media manipulating to get as much as they can…selling so many low quality, overpriced, sweatshop made for fractions of a cent thanks to little asian child hands….all through marketing…pretty interesting case study for Harvard Business school….while I’m more into the hot chicks involved with them on the street level…making over a million a year doing shit like this. Naked Selfies….insane.

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2019

26

Feb

Jemma Lucy Tattooed Hemorrhoids of the Day

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Jemma Lucy is some tattooed reality tv start from the UK….

I am pretty sure you can see her Hemorrhoids …

As a Hemorrhoids sufferer, thanks to obesity and sitting on an uncomfortable chair all these years updating this site…I can say….that fleshy looking things make this all that more disgusting…something that upon first glance you didn’t think was possible…

I guess it could just be HPV cauliflowering out of her anus…..like she was Farrah Fawcett…

I just know that STDS or asshole veins or not, this tattoo shit is really not my vibe and the fact that girls do this to themselves, or that whole INKED thing is a thing…will always confuse me.

It’s trash, and not in a good way…the PAIN AND PLEASURE upper thigh tattoo is a real…”what the fuck was this monster thinking”…how did this look become a trend…where people singed on thinking it was “hot”….fucking gross.

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2019

25

Feb

Lily Mo Sheen Bad Girl of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen or what the perverts call Lily Mo Beckinsale…is the college aged daughter of Kate Beckinsale…who had her young enough to be a MILF for the majority of her adult life…and Charlie Sheen…who I hope didn’t give her AIDS because who needs a Tainted Beckinsale when the reality is that no Beckinsale can be tainted because the pervert fans who are very into Kate Beckinsale for her work in movies that targeted nerds, and her work in cultivating that relationship with nerds, she can pretty much do no wrong….and I guess either can her daughter, who’s pussy you can see in her shorts and she dances around on the internet for attention…because she may or may not be doing because her dad Charlie Sheen neglected her growing up….he was too busy with whores and porn chicks doing Two and a Half Men to bother…

Right?

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2019

25

Feb

Dioni Tabbers and Charlie Dupont Dyke it Down of the Day

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I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. She’s a little fucking old now…not that I know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 7 years…and is apparently still getting naked…or half naked…for high fashion or whatever this gutter smut is….with some bitch named Charlie Dupont…

She’s a Dutch Girl gone bad…who has been doing this for a long fucking time…I know I said that already…but I am amazed she only has 45,000 followers…

There are bitches far less hot or naked with way fucking more action…proving that talent doesn’t get you places…digital marketing does…

I assume that as a hot girl, she doesn’t have to work, she has enough options to live that good life and not work, and maybe followers don’t matter when you have credibility and confidence in yourself as a hot chick willing to get naked…or half naked…

Her tits are large and that’s all that really matters..the world…her fucking oyster based on that fact alone…and luckily we get to be taken on that ride with her….even if her audience is limited number of perverts…when she deserves the millions…it’s like our own exclusive corner to jack off to….and that’s a nice, cottage-like, place to be….

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK….

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2019

25

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez for all the Mexican love at the Oscars since 50% of the American population is Mexican…and despite your National Security wall to prevent Mexicans…they are all coming in through airplanes to steal your jobs…

What most Americans don’t know is that there are a lot of Mexicans who are white….that would really fuck with their vision of the drug cartels ruining their communities with meth…

Not all Mexicans work illegally in the jobs that you don’t want to do…like fast food dish washers and janitors, gardeners and hotel cleaning staff…

Some are like Eiza Gonzalez…rich enough to get plastic surgery to make herself hot….so that when she posts bikini pics of herself being silly…we can all jack off. Not all of us need hardcore porn to get off…some of us still appreciate a good vacation bikini selfie that makes us feel like we’re on the beach hiding behind a bush…watching the bitch..dick in hand….without the possibility of getting caught…except maybe from the phone on your camera that the FBI is tapped into…watching your every stroke…you sick fuck.

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2019

25

Feb

Rachel Cook Bikini of the Day

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If you’ve been sitting at home wondering what Rachel Cook, the 39 year old who was in She’s All That, Josie and the Pussycats…and whatever else Rachel Cook was in during the 90s…you’ve come to the right place…because she’s been up to nothing, but this bitch stole her name and posts bikini content that is pretty fucking hot on social media…one would call it slutty, I just call it what the people want…and that’s the Rachel Cook I am into…not some fucking 40 year old bitch who mattered for a week so long ago that I feel it was during the Vietnam war…bitch dodging the draft thanks to being a chick…when dodging the draft for being a chick was a thing…before the feminists fought to change that because women aren’t weaker then men, being woman isn’t a handicap…fuck yeah…draft us all.

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2019

25

Feb

Sailor Brinkley Cook is Not Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is so fucking boring…it’s one of those her mom is Christie Brinkley so you expect or want more out of her…but her mom being Christie Brinkley means that her dad is some rich guy who Christie Brinkley was drawn to, who was rich enough to meet her wants and needs, and who therefore meant diluting her genetics, that is really just plastic surgery tactics, to get security and locked in, even if she didn’t really need it. She was a bikini model when bikini models mattered…and Billy Joel’s wife when Billy Joel was a huge fucking star making huge fucking money that wasn’t all being spent on his cocaine habit.

Point being…even if her dad is good looking, not that I would know, that’s queer…there’s no guarantee that the spawn, the lazy rich entitled spawn will be that hot too….and as this one gets older, her body less exciting…boring and terribly fucking average…

Average is ok when it comes to living just that simple uneventful life, or when it applies to your marks in high school…but when you’re a rich kid with a model mom who likes that beach and surf life…it’s pretty fucking uneventful….as average is.

Here’s her average ass doing average things…for us average people who find it really fucking boring.

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2019

25

Feb

Sofia Richie Slutty Half Naked Instagram Pic of the Day

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I saw a random facebook friend post this picture on facebook yesterday – about 5 minutes after Sofia Richie posted it….with a caption like “Sofia Richie is Fire”….not “Fyre Festival”….not “Evian Water from Fyre Festival”…but Fire….and I realized…having a blog is a totally obsolete technology….and that I need to either podcast, youtube, instagram story, or do anything crying for attention where the eyeballs are to stay alive…because little old broke ass me can’t drive eyeballs to content I didn’t produce about some trash like Sofia Richie….it is just not possible…

That said…

Sofia Richie, a cast member on the Kardashians, thanks to being a rich kid dialled into that crowd…has decided that social media slutty behavior justifies as a job or contribution to society so that her dad and is trust fund for her can feel like she’s doing something of substance instead of just wasting away…even though being a social media personality is this generations equivalent of rich kid living in his dad’s pool house at the lake house where he plays guitar and smokes weed all day….they are equally useless but the social media one can seemingly have more purpose…

I assume she’s had some work done, they all have, but she’s alright looking, young with hr titties out…I mean I generally have less hope for rich kids…at least she’s out there doing something important…like posting up half naked pervy pics for the pervs…it’s nice.

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2019

25

Feb

Chloe Grace Moretz Got Her Titty Out of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz Got Her Titty….

Chloe Grace Moretz fans are a bunch of perverts…that is including the perverts who cast her at 14 and put her in some latex fetish outfit where she played a super hero…

The fact is that Hollywood is run by a bunch of sex offender pedophiles, who basically buy the kids off the parents who are so eager for fame that they don’t care about the good of their kid, that’s why they are trying to get them famous in the first place….and I guess that perversion trickles down into all media, mainly YOUTUBE…and even when this chick is older…there’s a memory of what was…and she’s still out there sexualizing herself…tit out…for the fans..

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2019

25

Feb

Josephine Skriver Looking Interesting of the Day

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I’ve mentioned this Josephine Skriver fact before…and that is that she’s pretty much a feat of modern science.

She’s a hot fucking model, but she was created in a test tube back in her home country, where I guess cloning is allowed….this was 25 years ago…so it was cutting edge…

So far I don’t think she’s had any major health issues, despite defying the church as being the opposite of an Abortion…you know your GOD didn’t want this, otherwise her homosexual dad would have not been a homosexual and would have instead knocked up her lesbian mom the old fashioned way…but I guess humanity evolves…even if the people on twitter that I follow don’t…

That said…this clip is her doing her best AI impression, because I guess when you’re genetically modified, you’re closer to AI than to human and that is how you identify…a sex doll, or a Virtual Reality pussy, because really is anything even real…or is it all just some terrible simulation….

Looks hot though…

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