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2019

11

Mar

Madison Burge Weird Ghetto Nude Photoshoot of the Day

What the hell is this Madison Burge up to here…

I am tired of saying “who the fuck is this person”…but it applies to most people I post… I don’t know who they are or remember them from their bullshit career choices. I only know a few celebrity sluts by face and even then I forget them often…that’s asking a lot of me to try to keep up with this garbage that is out there…it’s a too many sluts situation…

Well, thanks to google….she’s straight from the mean streets of Friday Night Lights….a show that funny enough MINKA KELLY AND HER TITS WE POSTED EARLIER was also on…that I guess mattered enough for both to be putting out topless pics on the same day…how does that happen…they must be in on it together…both are competing for eyeballs on instagram doing the one thing that matters…HAVING THEIR TITS OUT…

Naughty…but it’s how you get noticed…

Remember when doing Playboy got these celebs paid 100k or more and you’d anxiously steal the issue when it dropped…

Now they just get their tits out to anyone willing to look at them…which is all of us…even if there’s only one of us here….not to discount you Russian Robot Traffic…you’re a good friend to me and I appreciate you.

Here is her nipple slip..

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Posted in:Dora Madison Burge|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Ashley Graham Panty Flash of the Day

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Ashley Graham walking the runway for some fashion show flashing her panties, are we sure she wasn’t hired to demolish the building with those thighs?

No we’re not sure…..

Maybe she’s there by the demands of the engineering team to test out the infrastructure of the runway….they have a show next week featuring 58 girls stomping down all at the same time…and the only way to simulate that kind of strain was to hire this pig of a woman.

A pig of a woman who is getting a lot of press, attention, money, campaigns for being a pig of a woman…

She even got cast to interview people at the Oscars….where she made racist comments but that people didn’t slaughter her for since her husband is black…and that makes her down with ethnicities and making culturally inappropriate refrences…you know cuz she’s a fetish, sex toy to black men and their dicks are the only thing big enough to penetrate her pig pussy.

I do not think we should be glamourizing premature death and chronic illness in a world where we know it kills…and where we have TOO many fat person options to not move and to eat terribly…hell we are all fat…

The last thing we need is to tell people to own their fatness….cuz they’ll keep getting fatter and others will start letting themselves go…

She is the CIGARETTE company of “models”….

She is no role model, and for that…she should be taken out back and put to pasture like the farm animal she is…

So panties or not, modeling or not…I don’t accept it…it’s strictly a science experiment that ends with her legs amputated from Diabetes, which she’ll find a way to polarize into money making…she’s a good self promoter in a time when people are too scared to say “get out of here fatty, you’re going to break our damn casting couch”….

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Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Lucy Hale Workout Erotica of the Day

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Lucy Hale with the Monday Motivation…get your fitness on you fat fuck who just sits in front of a computer jacking off all day….which is cardio if you think about it…I mean heart rate up, breathing heavy….it’s a struggle trying to maintain that erection since all your hormones are out of whack with your obesity….and your belly has made it virtually impossible to find your dick…so maybe the motivation isn’t to get your fitness on, even though tit should be, but rather to motivate you to stare at an ass working out…being a celebrity that it is…since that’s what we’re here for…

It’s the low hanging fruit clickbait that can be presented as not being racy or slutty…even though we know they are all a bunch of sluts…every last one of them with their teasing.

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Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Padma Lakshmi Cultural Appropriation Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi….

Hey my MAGA people.

How do you feel about this woman, walking into your country on the back of an old timer billionaire, who she dooped into thinking he knocked up, when really she was knocked by another billionaire….using her Indian intelligence and looks to her advantage…like some kind of Russian Spy…seducing….out there in a cowboy hat, acting like she’s white…

You know, it’s against the rules to be in Black Face…to wave a confederate flag…to have your idols and Civil War Hero statues proudly standing in your parks despite their efforts and patriotism….

It is against the rules for the INDIAN store clerk on The Simpson’s to have an Indian accent because he’s not played by an Indian (dot not feather)…

It is against the rules for a straight guy to play a queer, a Mexican to play a Cuban, and all the other rules out there…that are making you lose your white American pride.

We can’t go to prom in Chinese traditional dresses unless we are Chinese.

We can’t serve Indian food in College Cafeterias…

But men are cutting their dicks off and calling themselves woman…

And gold digging sugar babies…evil brown woman are dressing up like cowboys and it’s ok….

Sure, you can argue that there were black Cowboys and other people of color cowboys…the wild west was filled with all kinds of people dressed like this…so it’s not really appropriating…but that’s what the WHITE liberals want you to think…

When you know the truth…this is like you putting a BINDI dot on your forehead after taking a bath in Curry powder….

You shouldn’t stand for it.

That said, she’s in a bikini, showing off her old mom tits, cuz that’s how she got to where she is…sexualizing herself like the slut she is.

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Posted in:Padma Lakshmi|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Izabel Goulart Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is a good little Catholic Girl from Brazil…celebrating Carnivale like a good Catholic girl she is…with her tits out because they are Brazilian and more open minded sexually…and they are all a bunch of pervert exhibitionists who grew up on the beach…and this one, with her zero body fat thanks to committing her life to diet and exercise only really exists because she’s done work as a half nude model for Victoria’s Secret…so being half naked is what she’s about from a cultural standpoint to a career standpoint…to a being a woman and all women like being jerked off to standpoint….

So if you’re gonna do Carnivale, do it right….especially when you’re a woman being a woman..who likes being free, wild and most importantly…jerked off to.

That concludes this analysis of Izabel Goulart’s tits celebrating and attention seeking.

Here she is on the beach

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Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Jojo’s Big Tits of the Day

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I never watched or was even aware of Jojo when she was 16 or 17 and making moves with acting in shitty shows and having a shitty pop career. I do not even remember her from that era.

I just notice her now, as the has been, the once masturbation fodder to perverts who are into underage girls in move and on TV…

To this date, I don’t think I’ve seen any JOJO movies or TV Shows or heard any of her songs…

But I did watch the trailer to RV this weekend, with Robin Williams, starring her…because I am trash and like RVs…which led to me checking out her instagram to see if she’s posted tits, since her tits are what keep her top of our memory…so many years after existing…and as it turns out…her tits were on instagram waiting to be jerked off to…

Being the nice guy that I am, I decided to share them with you, to help JOJO remind you that she still exists…

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2019

11

Mar

J.Lo Engagement Butt Shot of the DAy

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J.Lo have a great working relationship. They are all for media hype, probably good friends, maybe they fuck…but there are all kinds of stories out there that this is all about business, marketing, hype, talking points, strength in numbers.

Some say A.Rod fucks Jose Canseco…

Some say J.Lo only fucks money….like actually money…her only turn on…

But it is safe to say that they are out there using us, using social media to get to us, getting tons of media coverage that helps both make more money and their storyline, like the Kardashians before them are just fed out there to benefit their earnings….fuckers…and their manipulation…

In other weird news – she tagged ELLEN on her showing off hr engagement ring picture…because all these cunts are media manipulators…

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Heidi Klum Gets DiddledLike an Alter Boy on Instagram of the Day

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Heidi Klum posted this very inappropriate picture of her fiance and her watching TV….with her legs wrapped around his leg and his hand up on her cunt…

I was thinking this Heidi Klum character is a weirdo German fetishist…and people know how German fetish porn works out…from fucking weirdo Nazi inspired leather sex dungeons, to shitting on each other, to getting Seal to impregnate you a dozen times with his penis that is the size of an average person’s leg….she just can’t get enough and now her fetish is exhibitionism, wanting to still be hot at 50…getting her cunt rubbed out for the people who follow her….

Unless her vagina is fully destroyed by Seal and the babies and he’s just patting her BARBIE like no genital mound…which could make sense but that I doubt is the fucking case..

PERVERTS all around us is what this is about.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in a Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a stupid photoshoot with a model named Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers….

To remind you that fashion photoshoots are lazy, stupid, overproduced garbage that has 20 people on set to produce something as garbage as this.

When all the people really need to do to make something relevant is to get her naked…

Her naked, clothing you want to showcase laid out on the floor, the best way to market a photoshoot…

No one…cares about seeing a bitch posing like a jackass looking stupid…

NOT TO MENTION..

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers has been naked before…let’s stick to that work she’s done and build off it…develop it…

Posted in:Anna Ewers|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Sophie Mudd and the Schroders in Bikinis Being YUNG SLUTS of the Day

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Average girl with above average / massive tits gets 1.2 million followers on the internet because she’s named MUDD for a reason…you see bitch is dirty….

Befriends a couple of Ricky Schroder, spoiled Hollywood children, even though their dad hasn’t worked forever…he’s still an actor and he was still on a hit show…so they are still entitled children of actors….

Children of actors doing a fitness or bikini line, to seem like a “boss bitch”….rather than a whore in a bikini….

I don’t hate on these girls launching their own bikini lines as an excuse to pose slutty in bikinis. I actually think it’s pretty clever and what all whores should be doing because their bodies will expire and even when they are rich, they need something to work on…and bikini business just makes sense….

If you have a million followers and you aren’t finding a way to sell them shit, proprietary shit, you’re fucking mental…like Sophie Mudd’s tits…which are MENTAL…

She’s average at best looks, but the tits carry her….like Jim….Drew and Mariah….they are just that fucking big.