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2019

12

Mar

Jennifer Lopez Oiled Up Bikini of the Day

J.Lo getting greased up…while her new husband…who she ridiculously is getting married to because rich people are bored and like to feel some sense of normalcy in their 45 marriages in their 55 years of being alive…it’s good marketing, it gets them in to the tabloids, they like the tabloids because the tabloids keep them relevant…as do bikini pics…

This oiled up greasy like the pig at the county fair you chase, the Peurto Rican icon who can’t even speak Spanish but who exploited the culture when in the 90s when the latin sensation happened…inspired by her ass…Oscars weren’t too white…these hispanics were fucking everywhere…making stupid money and still making stupid money all these years later…

I am sure she’s evil and not just because she’s an old lady in a bikini – which is evil.

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2019

12

Mar

Stephanie Pratt Bikini of the Day

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Stephanie Pratt out here waiting for someone from the Hills to call her….you know because the revival has happened with Mischa Barton on board…because MTV has lost their fucking minds trying to find ways to resonate with the youth….realizing that was once the voice of the youth, is outdated shit and the only people who care about MTV are in their 40s…which is convenient for Steph Pratt…Spencer’s sister…because she’s in her 40s and people in their 40s or older would be the only ones who think she’s hot.

Aging…it is disgusting. It’s terrifying…even when the woman isn’t fat, it’s still miserable…a shadow of what she once was…a glimpse…maybe she smells the same as she once did…her scent..but everything else about her is just rotten…fucking rotten.

Steph Pratt…went from being a third tier member of the HILLS to the UK…where she had a second life…while America forgot her…she was able to find her market….and she is doing the bikini thing as whores do.

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Posted in:SFW|Stephanie Pratt

2019

12

Mar

Liv Phyland Killer Surf Cameltoe of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Liv Phyland…some international presenter maybe….from Australia Maybe…I mean that would explain the surfboard…

I refuse to google her, because I know you don’t care.

I don’t refuse to post her killer Cameltoe though…that shit is legendary…so aggressive I feel like I’m looking at the fat lady in jeggings three sizes too small who works at the deli down the street…where clits have been seen…and labia so detailed I can count the ridges and determine how many kids she’s had…and how old she is…and how many dicks she’s had…all through her JEGGINGS…while this Liv Phyland bitch is giving her a run for her money.

Posted in:Liv Phyland|SFW

2019

12

Mar

Josephine Skriver and her Genetically Modified Tits of the Day

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Josephine Skriver’s all right…

I mean it’d be really unfortunate for her dad and his ego because she was his science experiment, where he designed her in a test tube to grow up to be a model, using his gay sperm and some lesbians egg….funded by the evil Victoria’s Secret empire….

If she didn’t end up the half naked set of tits that she is…it’d be a fail for all.

So thank god that worked out for everyone…we need to be in a world where hot chicks can be designed for rich people, like IVY League education can be bought by celebrities for their shitty entitled kids, because actual human genetics are pretty unfortunate with fatness and ugliness duck facing everywhere..

Give me a homosexually designed, test tube made….very expensive prime rate pussy.

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2019

12

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio got her tits out for fashion again in some fetish overalls that would be good to piss on….or cum on…or shit on…easy to wipe off I guess…another example of fashion ripping off queer fetishes and turning it into overpaid nonsense…I have known latex fetish weirdos…and they are weirdos.

I don’t think Ambrosio is into that shit, she’s more about being 40 and still pulling out her tits…that’s her fetish…

Look at how BOLT on the tits look…but at 40…how could they not be bolt on…otherwise they’d just hang to her fucking belly button….

This post is brought to you by all her face injections…gotta stay young no matter what it takes.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2019

12

Mar

Ashanti Does Carnival of the Day

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Ashanti from Murder Inc with Ja Rule….What’s love….was the song….

I thought that she was one of R. Kelly’s underage girls he peed on….not because all black people look the same you racist fucks…but because I am old, disconnected, and don’t have memory retention….I don’t listen to this kind of music…and in my defense – Ashanti hasn’t done shit since Aalyiah died in that plane crash…

But she is at Carnival…all 300 pounds of her…all full of ROTI and rice….all in a slutty Carnival costume with thighs so big they could be one of the parade floats….with normal sized women dancing on them to celebrate Jesus or whatever Carnival is all about.

Posted in:Ashanti|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Dakota Fanning Spring Break of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is on Spring Break……Woooooooooooooooooooooo living out that stolen childhood thanks to your parents and their dreams….not concerning themselves with your dreams…on some TARA REID shit…where she partied well into her 50s….getting fucking Herpes like she wasn’t passed around Hollywood at 10 years old….and like she was a normal girl living her best college life dad’s pretend their daughters aren’t living…because who fucking wants to admit that they spent years working to offer their kid a college education at 50k or more a year….stupid fucking money…only for her to get down to Mexico for some dick on dick action…knocking her up…and destroying the wholesome vision of her you have to face when she comes home easter weekend or for summer…a tainted version of your little girl…

Only Dakota Fanning is already tainted so this shit is just a good fucking time…being had by all…getting down a dirty….like the slut all girls are.

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Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Porno of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her Skid Row boyfiend out here taking porno shots for Instagram ….

Doing their crackhead living the celebrity life bullshit cuz girl leveraged her Disney Training and applied it to being a whore on social media…making her a professional at it….

All she did was do like so many Disney Kids before her…..giving her that competitive advantage because she was already famous from an outside source like Disney…Huge.

All she had to do is just rip off every fucking girl who wasn’t on Disney and had no fame but still managed to get naked on the internet for attention….

You know all those girls who had parents that were good decent parents who didn’t want to prostitute their children to an industry, but instead give them a normal life…which doesn’t exist, everyone is fucked up, so eventually turning that normal life to instagram to getting naked on social media…you know get that attention, fill that void but do it with the odds working against you cuz your asshole parents didn’t whore you out to Disney forcing you to fight for each and every follower…maybe getting you motivated to start a patreon or onlyfans or cam career because getting big on instagram when your parents didn’t sell you to disney is hard….but sex work is easy….that’s why everyone in Hollywood is a whore on some level or another….making Bella’s mom whoring her a logical play to get her where she is today cuz once you’ve got that audience – the getting naked part is just easy way to maintain that audience…

Tits out…fake tits probable…injected face probably…annoying, disgusting, slimy and boring definitely…but still a popular young girl in entertainment being a whore…nothing wrong with that.

Here are her bolt on tits swinging around

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Hailey Baldwin’s Man Face Half Naked Cuz She’s a Fake Jesus Freak – a Christian Imposter of the Day

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Attention seeking, vapid and useless Hailey Baldwin is half naked again during her quest of attention seeking, despite pretending to be a Christian and everything about her is non Christian..from ego to entitlement…to what she offers the world or contributes to the world with her half naked man face…she may in her idiotic, unintelligent mind this she’s wit god on tis Journey…but she’s trash who disrespects that god she believes in – even if he’s ever forgiving.

Now I don’t believe in religion, or God…I can’t grasp the concept or the lack of evidence or data to prove it…which is why I don’t preach the word of the lord and run a smutty website no one respects…But Hailey Baldwin pretends she’s one of god’s people and but all her actions are a lie…working against it…

Looks like someone needs to go back to the Jesus Camp her dad put her in…because as far as I’m concerned this post Hailey Baldwin posted is using the LORD’S NAME IN VAIN (look down)….which is really what she’s been doing her entire public life as a daughter of second or third tier Baldwin who befriended the Hadids and Jenners and became a second or third tier instagram model….before marrying Bieber without a prenup because he pretends he’s religious also and this is what they think is God’s will because they are all fucking delusional – entitled rich kids….

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Minka Kelly Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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This is the most important you will see of Minka Kelly to date.

I am sure when things fuck up for her officially, or when she goes officially broke….and no rich dudes will want to fuck her…

There will be VAGINA…

But for now…it’s tits..and tits are good enough for people like me…who don’t watch porn because the people in it are gross and it rots your brain and kills your creativity as it is all presented in front of you like some kind of buffet….for your lazy retard brands…

Then again maybe we don’t want to see her VAGINA.

She was engaged to Derek Jeter and he’s known to have herpes and you know that’s the gift that keeps on giving…

But in her defense…everyone in Hollywood has herpes.. It’s their secret handshake so you know you’re in the club.

Posted in:Minka Kelly|SFW