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2019

07

Mar

Madison Beer Big Cleavage of the Day

Here’s Madison Beer, it’s 7 pm, I could use a Beer, as soon as I post this nonsense, I’ll go grab a beer, so let’s keep this short and fucking sweet…

Here’s Madison Beer doing what looks like a fashion show walk for the paparazzi…working it for the camera…like she’s ready to fuck the camera…loving the lens….moving for the lens…all with her big tits exploited for youtube by her mom when she was underage…doing what they do best….trying to get perverts lured in by the tits, to follow her, and make her seem more relevant to the record labels who own her, now that they’ve collectively trolled them all, with Youtube Views in a time when the record labels weren’t sophisticated enough to know what was real hype, or just young girl titty on youtube for millions of old perverts into young girl tity on youtube….

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2019

07

Mar

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is a hairy broad…

I googled her last week, because I saw some other cunt on social media with the name XCX at the end of her name and I thought it was some sort of slut code that I should be privy to.. I got on that Urban Dictionary hustle, thinking it was like the whole escort world acronym – like DD/LG or something that’s like DIRTY DADDY / LITTLE GIRL – or other sex work slang that used to make reading backpages (RIP) feel like reading fucking code….like GFE, DFK, PSE, OWO, RO…there was more…but that has nothing to do with this Sex Worker….who is disguised as a popstar pile of shit…where the XCX was her MSN handle…that meant KISS / CHARLIE / KISS…so clever, maybe she should have left that on MSN…when it died 20 years ago…like grow the fuck up, be serious if you want to be serious here.

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Here are some more pics…

$Charli XcX Latex$

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2019

07

Mar

Irina Shayk Erotica of the Day

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Irina Shayk, who’s actual name by the way is Irina Valeryevna Shaykhlislamova posed for some photoshoot shaking her ass…

Dressed like a Motorcycle you’d premature ejaculate if you ever had a chance to ride…which isn’t saying much…you premature ejaculate when you put your underwear on…it’s just too much for you to take…the sensation…over the top…in an era where you read people reference over the pants handjobs…knowing you’ve never had one and if you did…you’d probably bust like a 13 year old being molested by his hot 27 year old married teacher…

Point being, she’s married to Brad Cooper, a horrible human,…and horrible singer…who is manipulating hollywood with his junky fucking movie and fake Lady Gaga relationship, and that alone is enough reason to praise this hot Russian, who is really just there for a paycheck and who probably barely deals with the guy, who is rumored to be a total fucking Actor…which means a total fucking baby, bitch, whining, queer, girl…which would explain why he likes GAGA….Irina Shayk for Show…the beard…Gaga to really fag the fuck out on….cuz there’s no way Gaga isn’t a Drag Queen she’s ripped off all these years…

Russian..No Soul…hard working for for the money..there for the money….willing to do whatever it takes for the money….now set for life with that child support check…and still able to bring her ass out…NOT bad hustle…she’s good…even great. I am a fan.

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2019

07

Mar

Jennifer Lopez Sweaty of the Day

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J Lo the 50 year old sweating because that’s what happens when you spend your entire day in the gym with the ROCK trying to do whatever you fucking can to stay hot…knowing that time is your enemy on this one…but money is your best friend because you can pay all kinds of people as much as they want cuz you’re that rich to buy injections, trainers like the Rock, who probably does it for free…it’s good clickbait for all of them….and nutritionists and chefs…cuz one thing we know about J.Lo is that she’s a fucking tyrant who takes every opportunity and wants all the money for her damn self to be some kind of hero to her ego that is already probably insanely huge…like the ass that made her famous in the first place.

It’s pretty inspiring that she looks this good in her 50s…but you can too..if you’re as rich as J.Lo…and The Rock…stupid money in this pic…they probably laugh about it togther as all you commoners SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON…feeding into their LIES.

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2019

07

Mar

Nikki Reed Still Not Hot But Showing TIt of the Day

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Nikki Reed started her career by writing a movie about being a teen slut called THIRTEEN where she introduces Evan Rachel Wood to the lesbian life….that she’s never turned away from…

And now she’s in a magazine showing some tit…not much tit…but some tit…and that may be all the tit we need…..because it keeps us staring at something good, while the rest of her hard edged big chin face is rotting….

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2019

07

Mar

Noah Cyrus Bra of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is fucking junk…

She’s just a spoiled rich kid showing the world that even if you have no talent or looks, you can still make a lot of money thanks to people giving you handouts because they like your last name….your sister…your dad…whoever.

This is a prime example of a person benefitting fully from who she was born to…if Noah Cyrus was born in Ohio she would be a cam girl, too lazy to work at the mall….into the male attention…cuz ugly girls like being jacked off to like they were hot girls….which is what this is all about.

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2019

07

Mar

Sofia Richie New Topless Tits of the Day

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Sofia Richie showing off the new tits, like all the the rich kids out there…wants to show off the latest purchase or toy…the latest car or designer outfit that regular people can’t afford….it’s a bragging situation that they all get off on…because being rich makes them sour tasting, annoying, entitled cunts…that look down on everyone…unless I just made that up out of anger that I am broke…and can’t afford breast implants of my own to suckle and hold while jerking off…on some Bruce Jenner shit…but I think it’s got more to do with society as a whole being disgusting to watch from the sidelines…happy to be broke in a basement apartment, I’ve turned my back on the riches over and over again because who needs that headache when we can just sit at home and blog alone..left alone…it’s a good life…people. I mean not really, it’s almost sucking at life, but at least I’m not sucking dick everyday…selling my soul to the man…man…

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2019

06

Mar

Izabel Goulart’s Racy of the Day

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Izabel Goulart, one of the more fit models on social media. Who is probably pushing 40 years old now Who was once a Victoria’s Secret model scooped by by Victoria’s Secret early in her life, creating a career, making her rich, allowing her to live in Brazil where she comes out of hiding for their yearly fashion show…while the rest of the time she spends working out, having very low body fat through fitness, but no fear of losing her tits…they are little bolt ons…thank god…

Well…it was Carnival, the party before Ash Wednesday, when you Catholics are supposed to shut down shop after one huge blow-out…that involves as many naked or close to naked chicks possible…you know to really celebrate..

I assume this is her outfit…racy, wild, looks like a good time…Izabel Goulart…old as fuck, sure, but still brings it…like a crack addicted trans prostitute in need of a hit, knowing that Trans is globally accepted and that it is finally his tranny time to shine, after of life of being reserved for the weirdos who are why he has AIDS, but shit’s mainstream now..dude worked a lifetime for this….so bring it….

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2019

06

Mar

Halsey Ass Out of the Day

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Halsey disgusts me.

From her catchy designed for success music…because she’s a fucking pawn in an industry using her to make shitty hits…

To her publicly using drugs and not getting fired…too much invested in her…gave her some edge kids digesting pop relate to….

To her exploiting the fact that her dad is black to benefit herself..

She’s just a club kid in the VIP room who sucked the right dick and all of a sudden matters..

She’s bullshit. She’s not hot…

I just find her disgusting….

But I do like fabric that doesn’t breathe on hot summer days hugging pussy….that moist scent of a jungle – filled with budding life thanks to what it took to get here…more like a damp basement of a pussy….overpowers my disgust for Halsey.

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2019

06

Mar

Victoria Justice in a Bikini of the Day

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Victoria Justice, someone who created the Ariana Grande celebrity by not being as compelling or talented on the show they were on together, allowing Ariana Grande to really shine…

Her lack of talent, looks, appeal allowed Ariana Grande to be the most followed bitch on instagram.

That must eat her fucking up at night, the jealousy, the catty-ness…girls hate each other as a general rule, and Grande, who wasn’t the person the show they were named after, that little midget troll Grande…fucking won.

So post some bathing suit pics, maybe it’ll give that few seconds of feeling adequate, desired, wanted….that attention will offset the deep sadness in her soul knowing in her core – that she fucking sucks.

Here’s her racy dress…

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