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2019

05

Mar

Kelly Brooke Plus Size Erotica of the Day

Kelly Brooke isn’t hot, she’s also Old as fuck, but she is a good example of a set of huge fucking tits that distract, even lie to the general public….blinding them with tit and allowing the titty host body to get through life, with fans and audience, making money and getting work, even moving to LA to try to make it in AMerica at 35 years old, she’s in her 40s now…all while being a fat chick…from an era before fat chicks were publicly accepted….all because her tits distracted, blinded and allowed her to do all she dreamt of doing…pretty amazing the power of tits…and the fact that all these plus sized models fighting the mainstream saying they are healthy despite their premature death…clearly aren’t aware of titty models from the 90s…like Kelly Brook….right…

Men don’t hate fat chicks, I mean I do, but it’s other women that hate fat chicks, we’re dudes we like all tits and pussies, even the gross ones.

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2019

05

Mar

Kourtney Kardashian Naked of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian naked trying to promote her new business

Here are the rest of the idiots all faced tuned for Instagram

All to coincide with Kylie Jenner’s business in cosmetics having made her a legit billionaire at the tender age of 21, despite her face looking 45, thanks to all the face injections she’s got to make her more tolerable to look at, more porny than dogly, someting that make up didn’t fix, but that idiot kids on social media assume it did, so they bust out their parents credit card to buy.

The fact is that if you have the social media power that the Kardashians have, where you have all the idiots in the palms of your greasy fucking hands, not having a series of brands is idiotic….because so many people are ready to buy the snakeoil you snakes are selling.

It is amazing that they managed to control the media as well as they did. I know they have a huge team of people navigating all this shit for them…but in so many ways it is fucking brilliant…not just because they broke the billion dollar mark…but because they broke the billion dollar mark being uninspiring, disgusting, uninteresting, not cute or well spoken, stains even threats on society as a whole….but they can sell fucking product better than any Avon lady can….and the whole thing is really only crazy because people buy into them….when all I see is low level shit….now billionaire low level shit…but still low level shit…with a lot of other shit because people are shit…running after it…blind leading the blind, only instead of being blind, they are just all MUPPET faced.

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Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Bethenny Frankle Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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Bethenny Frankle is here to remind you that there is such thing as being too old to wear a bikini…

Whether you’re into fucking the zombie looking old rich bitch from Reality TV or not, it doesn’t matter and it’s not saying much…you would fuck anything…including an actual corpse, even if it wasn’t still warm….so a bitch who looks like a Corpse, who is rich, and who is hotter than anything you’ve fucked, which isn’t saying much…doesn’t negate the fact that at 30…maybe 35 in some VERY special cases…stick to the Burkini bitch…

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Posted in:Bethenny Frankel|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Madison Beer Turns 20 of the Day

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Madison Beer turns 20 today….

This is what we call big titty on a small frame news that really doesn’t’ matter.

It is just a pleasant reminder that Michael Jackson isn’t the only creepy fuck out there…

And that when this girl started our, probably 6-8 years ago…while her whore of a mother ready to sell her child to the fucking perverts like she was in True Detective Season 3…..or really like the parents of the Jackson abuse victims….who want the dream so bad, they don’t care they are buying their 13 year old push up bras and low cut shirts to get views on the YOUTUBE channel that got her a record deal, that made her matter and that is the foundation of her attempt to move from Youtube to Mainstream…with all her paparazzi clickbait…because that’s living the dream…who mom’s dream that has become her dream by default…

Like any young bitch you’ve jacked off to, another birthday is another year further away from where you felt was her prime…

Creeps.

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2019

05

Mar

Ariana Grande Bra Top of the Day

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I read a post on something that said that Ariana Grande is the most followed person on Social Media….knocking off the other ethnic Disney Star with a tan who does song and dance….Selena Gomez….

So I clicked on her profile and saw this video of her singing.

It made me want to kill myself, or at least find a way to destroy my ears so that I never have to hear again…because along with being a midget weirdo who is not hot, no matter what dead rapper or SNL castmember jerked off to her….she’s not very hot…and she is fully fucking annoying and I think you need some of that to make your day worse than it is…cuz sucking at life needs consistent reminders.

Here she is in a bra…..

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2019

05

Mar

Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is so boring….

But she’s strategic, and I’ll always give a strategic girl credit where credit is deserved…

She’s the averagely hot, ethnic Canadian who managed to make it in America…and who understood that her following on Social Media that is huge, thanks to being a huge show when instagam happened, was more valuable than her acting…

So she’s done the youtuber thing, the influencer thing, she even published teen youth fiction series of books that will be turned into a movie one day and that she owns, and will make a shit ton of money off of..

It’s smart….I mean you can be a set of tits on the internet, getting naked, and being reduced to a whore…or stripper….like most of the instagram sluts. Or you can make a fucking business, with a vision, because you have all the marketing power you need in the perverts sitting waiting for her bikini pics…

She’s apparently some cunty rich kid from a Rich neighborhood….that’s the inside scoop in canada – where we are all neighbors.

That said, I can’t imagine anyone in her position not being cunty…but she’s in a bikini and that offsets most things….like a bad attitude….

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2019

04

Mar

Lily Mo Sheen Simulating Sex of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is out here simulating or having sex on instagram…

She is KATE BECKINSALE and Michael Sheen’s kid…I like to say she’s Charlie Sheen’s kid, because he’s more interesting than Michael Sheen…with his HIV positive status from fucking whores while he was partying harder than he was Luke Perry, before Luke Perry was dead….like who the fuck is Michael Sheen anyway….other than an uninvolved father, who throws checks at his girl, and instilled shitty moral and values into her, he’s an actor…it’s not his fault…

So here is his girl, followed by creepy fans of her mom, living that college girl party life……simulating sex on social media..and it’s some brilliant work.

If you’re going to be an entitled rich kid, make it work for you, and give the people what they want…it’s hot…even when she’s not as hot as her mom…which in and of itself..is probably a weird thing to grow up in…and simulating sex on social media is probably tame compared to what she probably actual does to fill that void of feeling inadequate knowing she’ll never be Kate Beckinsale….

Who knows..save that for her high paid shrink….or don’t…I prefer untreated exhibitionists who bring the perv content and progressively get more pervy the more attention they get…my kind of domino effect.

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Posted in:Lily Mo Sheen|SFW

2019

04

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Potential Nipple of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is back in conversation because she’s fucking Ariana Grande’s boyfriend from SNL and her very loyal, weirdo, pervert fans are very mad about it…

So in the last few months, we’ve seen more of Kate Beckinsale than for the years before….since Underworld…her movie franchise that probably made her a ton of money, not that she needed money, her parents were rich and famous in their own right, and so was her husband who she got knocked up by 18 years ago…where she created Lily Mo Sheen….Charlie Sheen’s child…CLICK TO SEE Lily Mo Sheen Simulating Sex

Making her a weird science experiment, which her virgin nerd fans embraced and loved….firstly as someone from the UK, she’s supposed to genetically not be able to get hot…the UK generally an ugly place with bad teeth and grey skin….at least outside of London in the countryside amongst the working class…just a bunch of gloomy fucking Chimney sweepers who eat nothing but potatoes and stew while chainsmoking…..and secondly as a mom who had her vagina ripped out of her to create a child….only to become a nerd icon…

It’s a weird story, but she’ got big cleavage, still looks good and here she is out there getting noticed…

Some say you can see her nipple, I am not some….I don’t see shit…but Kate Beckinsale and for her fans…that is always enough…you fucking weirdos.

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Here she is making out with her lover Pete Davidson. She’s 45 and her probablly has a huge cock and celebs are weirdos who do weird things…

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2019

04

Mar

Alexis Ren Still Slutty and Wet of the Day

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Alexis Ren out here still getting her bolt on tits wet…

These things are ridiculous, they have a mind of their own, and they look like fucking bolt on tits…which I thought was the opposite of what you wanted when you took your instagam money to the plastic surgeon…

It’s like everyone is fake as fuck, at least in their faces and the things they say…but they pretend to be all holistic, anti single use plastic, despite injecting plastics into their faces and implanting them in their tits…you know making them an Ocean Reef THREAT…despite being the Ocean Reef advocate, something they pretend to protect…because they like bikini pics, and without beaches, the bikini pics will seem as shameless as they are…

I am not a hater of big tits on a small frame, even when the tits are purchased, even though I hate implants…

She’s out there producing softcore smut, sexualizing herself…nothing wrong with that…I mean she gets money, rich dudes, experiences..what more could an otherwise uninteresting, low level stripper accomplish…probably not much…without social media whoring..she would not exist. Fact.

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2019

04

Mar

Genevieve Angelson Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Genevieve Angelson, who the hell is that? She was on the show House of Lies…and I can assure you that Kevin Spacey didn’t diddle her, even though she looks a little too much like that Band Camp bitch from American Pie, with that pale skin and ginger hair, which comes with a ginger bush, which could be exciting if it’s more on the blonde side than the orange site, cuz Orange and Pink just clash as colors….

Here she is wearing a see through shirt and nipple pasties because she’s not ready to commit to the cause and put herself really out there like all these other instagram girls.

As it turns out…nipple pasties aren’t quite enough slutty for me to think an average at best girl is hot…I think I need spread asshole for that….which isn’t happening here…or yet…fingers crossed for a better tomorrow.

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